LOOKS LIKE COUSIN ITT MOVED TO ATLANTA

We guess that some people will just never learn to look in the mirror (or at least buy one) before they leave the house and this does seem to be the case for the trashy as hell Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives Of Atlanta, but secretly we hope she never learns cause we love that she's a state. The reality star can be seen in an exclusive sneak peek preview into the new season of the hit Bravo show and as always her wig and it's quality looks uber questionable. We can see that she's not ditched the tacky and so 2003 nails either.

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KEEP UP THE CLEVER DRESSING XTINA

It's become pretty evident that Christina Aguilera isn't quite as obese as Adele, but it is clear that dressing appropriately for her body shape (so wearing a tent) can in fact do wonders. The super talented fag hag was snapped arriving at a Samsung event in LA this week and looked pretty bangin' if we're honest. We're really loving the fun throwback look to her Stripped days with the trucker cap and colorful hair and what d'ya know her legs don't resemble tree trunks. Keep whoever's been styling you lately cause you need them honey.

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YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MUSIC IS KINDA OKAY

Oh honey, are you trying to look fugly or something? Florence Welch is of course talented (ish) but the bitch just ain't easy on the fucking eyes. The singer was seen arriving at some shitty fashion event in LA recently and looked like an ugly sister who had been beaten up and gobbed on. At this point we're wondering if Flo's make-up team are trying to show her up on purpose cause she often looks like a fog (fucking dog) on the red carpet. We still firmly believe that she hides a fuck off massive sausage between her legs. Thoughts?

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THIS MUST BE THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST MOM

It's hard to believe that such a classy bird like Katie Price could be single, but low and behold she recently split from her boyfriend of erm around three months and already it was back out trying to score more cock. The glamor model who proudly takes it up the ass was papped leaving several clubs around London in the wee hours and it looked a right state to say the least. Her tits are practically being used as a chin rest at this point and even drag queens apply their slap better, however the one nice thing we can say is that she's got a bangin' tum for shitting out four kids. All the obese bitches who had one kid 8 years ago should take note and stop fucking eating. Put your tits away though honey cause it ain't a good look.

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HIS LOOKS SURE AIN'T GOT THE X FACTOR

Simon Cowell has definitely got a nasty tongue on him and we're pretty sure that if he saw this shit even he wouldn't be able to hold back the criticism cause he looked a fucking mess. The music mogul stepped out in LA recently and looked like a bloated whale covered in fake tan. Maybe he's had some help from the surgeon's table seeing as he's suffering from a little facial swelling? Whatever it is, we just think he needs to come out the closet and soon.

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PLEASE JUST PUT IT AWAY HONEY!

Gemma Collins always seems to be wearing gym gear and "working out" but at the same time still resembles a pig in a wig so what's the deal here? The reality star (funt) was papped leaving her local gym clutching a bottle of water and some obesity control tablets, but we're guessing she's not started taking them yet judging by the size of that fuck off belly. Oh, we actually just think the floor shook cause those thighs are fucking EVIL looking. Just quit with the pretending to work honey and go eat some more.

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WHAT DOES JUSTIN SEE IN YOU?

We always thought Selena Gomez was a sexy (dirty Latina) import, but after seeing this shit we've had to majorly reassess cause bitch looks nasty sans the slap. Okay we get it's young and whatever but she looked like a big ole bloated mess whilst out on a shopping trip in LA recently and frankly we think Biebs can do a lot better. The overrated walking Disney billboard is apparently hard at work in the studio recording a new album, but to be honest all we give a shit about is when the pics of Justin fucking her leak.

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LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER...

Can you actually blame Lindsay Lohan for the way she's turned out sometimes cause let's face it the mother ain't really much to go by is she? This is actually a vintage pic of the almost a-list again actress when she was papped clubbing it up with her mom, we repeat her mom just last year. This photo is nasty and wrong on so many levels and we just thank our lucky stars that LiLo finally saw the light and decided to go back to being a ginga bitch.

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EVEN GRANDMA'S GET ERECT NIPPLES

Okay so we get that Goldie Hawn is almost 70, but what the fuck has she done to herself? The once hot blonde bombshell was seen playing tennis with a bunch of other senior citizens and she looked almost unrecognizable. The flat hair, liver spot ridden skin and fucked up face tell us that years of plastic surgery abuse are finally catching up the actress. Let's hope that Kate Hudson can learn something from this shit too.

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EVEN PET RESCUE WOULDN'T WANT THIS

Oh dear. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson felt like reading more shit about herself, so she left her gaff and headed out for a night on the tiles. The royal (ish) hot mess was snapped leaving a club in London and it looked fucking evil to the point where the photos actually make us wanna throw up. What grosses us out the most is that fucking arm, the eyes, the teeth and the nose, but to be honest she needs a major total overhaul and she really shouldn't leave the house until it's been sorted out.

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FUCK SUSAN...WHAT HAPPENED TO BROOKE?

What the fuck is going on with bitches in Hollywood these days? Brooke Shields was papped wandering the streets of NYC recently and it looked rough as arse holes to say the least. The actress (TV more than movies) has fallen off the radar lately and after seeing this we're not so surprised. Maybe if she scrubbed herself up a bit she get offered a few more roles in stuff besides Tena Lady commercials. Just sayin'.

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IT AIN'T LOOKING TOO HAPPY THESE DAYS

It's such a shame when a young actress ends up being a big ole mess with a trailer to call home, but sadly that seems to be the case for Happy Days actress Erin Moran who played slut Joanie Cunningham in the classic TV show. These days Erin can be found hanging around her local bar getting drunk and the above photo proves how bad things have gotten cause the poor bitch can't even afford a real Adidas tracksuit. Lindsay needs to take note of this and focus real hard.

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NOT EVEN ALL BLACK CAN SAVE THIS SHIT

Oh dear, when will Lauren Goodger learn that she's just a big ole fucking hot mess who should stay indoors? The overweight walking satsuma was papped leaving a restaurant (shocker) in London the other day and the color of it looked fucking toxic. We're guessing that the poor bitch's shoes must hate her too cause the weight on them must be fucking unbearable and what's with the sprayed on jeans honey? What's even more embarrassing is that Essex is probably proud to have some sort of link with this whale.

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LOOKS LIKE IT'S FREEZING IN LA FOR ONCE

It's common knowledge that Khloe Kardashian is the ugly duckling (bless her) of the Kardashian clan so the above snap of it really ain't no surprise if we're honest. The reality TV star (tranny) was papped en route to the gym and it looked fucking rough what with the flat ass hair, bad complexion and potato head. Oh and erm what's with those fuck off coat hook nipples honey? We'll give her some points for her Celine bag but even that's unoriginal aka LA style.

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ALL WE WANNA DO IS SEE YOU LOSE SOME!

In all honestly we feel bad for hating on Christina Aguilera (although it ain't gonna stop us) cause we like all the new music we've heard from her lately, but after seeing this shit above we couldn't resist cause we thought it was fucking genius. Xtina recently released her new album cover entitled Lotus and Da Vinci's cousin decided to make it more fun and erm honest. Let's cut the shit though cause "hips don't lie" and we all know that Chrissy loves her food a little too much, but all we think she needs is a better stylist or one that doesn't hate her. Some advice though...just lay off the donuts until after your album's been released honey.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be seen in the above pic doing an interview for the hit Bravo show and we swear to God that her hair is eating her fucking head. We really don't get why she doesn't just ditch the clown make-up too?  The only thing worse than a drag queen is an unconvincing dirty foreign one. Go shave your head honey cause the money would come in handy for paying off your fuck off massive debts.

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VIVA LAS GAYGAS WOULD NOT APPROVE

Okay so we get that insulting the great and powerful fag hag Bette Midler is kinda like speaking ill of Jesus, but no matter how great this bitch is she did not look good at a recent movie premiere. The campy icon was papped walking the red carpet and if we're honest it looked like another case of a stylist holding a grudge, cause Bette was wearing black leather pants, a pink chiffon scarf and a fugly brown velvet coat. Can we also mention that this was in LA where it's been like 70 degrees lately so what's with the coat? Granted it's not the worst thing on here, but when you're a legend you need to dress like one and not a pigeon lady.

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THE PLASTIC SURGEON NEEDS FIRING

Sorry but what the FUCK is going on with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's face? The royally connected former IT girl (past-it coke whore) was snapped walking around London looking for a syringe and looked fucking DOG rough. It's amazing how she's got so much confidence (less after reading this) cause if it looked like our nose had been broken and we'd been spat on, we just wouldn't be able to find the courage to leave the house. Oh and if you haven't been lucky enough to listen to this thing's new song (yes it tries to sing) then we insist you watch the AMAZING video here.

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YOU'D RUN AWAY IF THIS WAS YOUR MOM

Okay so we get that actress Catherine O'Hara is someone's mom and bla bla bla, but whatever just face the fact that she's become a right dog since her Home Alone days. When she recently walked the red carpet at an event in LA we couldn't quite believe our eyes cause it's gotten SO frickin' old. Yeah aging gracefully is commendable and all that shit, but if you've got some spare cash to make yourself look better then fucking spend it honey. Just sayin'.

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PLEASE FIX YOUR HAIR MY BABY LOVE

Holy fuck balls! Diana Ross aka the only one people care about from The Supremes was papped leaving her local CVS in LA recently and boy did it look different. The diva bitch looked more like a ghetto mole than an iconic superstar (debatable) and we can only wonder how many drugs she's got hiding in that bag. We know it's nearly 70 years old but for God's sake honey at least make an effort before you leave your crib.

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FREE WILLY'S BOUGHT A WINTER WARDROBE

We really should be paying Gemma Collins cause whenever she leaves her gaff and we write a post our hits instantly increase. The classy Essex version of Free Willy was papped leaving her local offy after paying her lecky bill, as according to sources her electricity supply had been cut off due to the fact that she'd spent her monthly budget on food. Now she's very clever cause her whole ensemble is black, however that ain't hiding her EVIL looking thighs that most likely shook the whole road she was walking down. What's going on with those lovely eyebrows too? Oh dear, it's not easy it it fatty boom boom.

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WONDER HOW HE'S BEEN DOIN'...?

Wow, time really is a bitch and the above pic of actor Matt Le Blanc aka Joey the pasta lovin' player from TV show FRIENDS just proves this point. The once stud-like actor appeared to have gained a bit flub and got fucking old whilst out shopping around LA recently. Is it just us or are Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox the only cast members who still look good?

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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD ALREADY...

Oh dear. What the fuck does Donatella Versace think she looks like? The fashion designer bowed graciously after her latest show in Milan and looked more like a liver sausage in a wig than a woman. We get that she's got a good body for like 105 years old, but still that face would make any man cry upon climax. Maybe she's been dead for years and they just embalmed her to cover it all up?

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EVEN WINFRED SANDERSON WOULD DECLINE

There's something about child stars that always turns into a big ole mess like Thora Birch pictured above. Do y'all remember how cute she was in the flick Hocus Pocus as a kid? Well now just look at it cause she's turned into a fucking goth who's addicted to food by the looks of things. Hollywood seems to really fuck this "artists" over and they either become drug addicts like LiLo or fat bitches like Xtina. Come on though Thora! Lose a few and we're sure you'll see the roles come pouring in.

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LOOKING THIS CHEAP SURE DOES COST

Doesn't the humble Tamara Ecclestone just look the picture of class here? The billion dollar heiress was papped walking around a casino in Las Vegas over the weekend and she was dressed to the nines (as a hooker) for her evening out. The cheap looking frock, orange tan, suffocated tits and clown make-up resembled a Monet painting aka a fucking mess. That lovely foot tattoo is just the perfect finishing touch too.

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DID JILL ZARIN PUT A SPELL ON HER?

Poor old Bethenny Frankel who used to be on the now boring as hell Real Housewives of New York City was seen getting her hair did in NYC recently and boy did she look different. The rich bitch founder of Skinny Girl Drinks appeared to have morphed into an alien-like species right before our very eyes, cause the above thing was definitely not present on the hit Bravo show. For some reason she reminds us of Lurch from The Addams Family and those lips look like they got stuck in a pool drain. Sort yourself out honey and quick.

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WHO KNEW THAT PIGS WORE CONVERSE?

Now we get that Adele is talented as fuck and can hold a note, but fucking hell she is a beast to look at that's for sure. The super size Grammy winner was papped walking around Surrey and without her glam squad she looked like a normal fat girl from England. Usually black would flatter most figures, but when you're related to Free Willy even tents won't conceal the flab unfortunately. Just sayin'.

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DOES SHE THINK SHE'S FROM HACKNEY?

Miley Cyrus seems to be very confused lately as she's dressing like she's London trash from Hackney's east end, as opposed to the Ozark skank from hickville that she's so ashamed to actually be. The singer (if auto-tune counts) was papped strolling around LA on a shopping spree and it just looked a fucking state. We know it's young so she's trying out different styles and shit, but have you ever seen such a lame ass try hard in your life? Get your cowboy boots out of your closet Miley and embrace your southern (incestuous) background.

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OVER THE HILL CHEERLEADER MUCH?

It must be kinda embarrassing to have your mom run around in tiny outfits looking like a desperate high school cheerleader, so we can honestly say that we fully empathize with Madonna's poor daughter Lourdes. The famous fag hag was seen performing in Italy recently and let's just say that all we can see from the above photo it desperate old slapper. Speaking of Lourdes, we wonder when Madge will get her eyebrows waxed?

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SHOW US YOUR JAZZ HANDS LIZA!

Life is apparently still like a cabaret for Liza Minnelli as the elderly fag hag was recently papped walking through the airport in LA and she just couldn't resist a little dance. It's a shame that she's become such a hot mess lately cause she looked more like a fucking clown with a bad hip, as opposed to the award winning gay icon that she (apparently) is to her fans. You know that her bodyguard is thinking please Liza just keep your shit together and don't show me up.

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WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING TELETUBBIE

For some reason Kelly Osbourne works as a fashion critic for E!'s Fashion Police and it just blows our mind that it even got hired in the first place. The foul mouthed former fattie was recently interviewed on UK show Daybreak and it just looked fucking weird. Kelly's hairdresser clearly hates her cause he sent her out sporting an ice cream cone like updo, which did absolutely no favors to flatter her already fuck off massive head. Granted she's looking the best she possibly can at the minute, but when we see her we feel like space is being wasted.

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EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she was snapped jogging along the Hudson River recently. The rich bitch has made her fortune through modeling for the world's top designers and even created the now shitty show America's Next Top Model, but this just proves that having all the money in the world won't make you look any better. Is it just us or does she look like a goldfish waiting to be fed?

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KEEP YOUR BODY COVERED UP HONEY

 

Oh dear. Just when we thought Christina Aguilera was finally looking good, she goes and robs another make-up store. The talented singer (diva pig) was papped out to dinner with her boyfriend recently and her lovely skin tight leggings made an appearance once again. Now this isn't the worst we've seen from her, but we just wish she'd try and move away from this trashy dwarf look that she's got going on. It's such a shame cause it can belt like a cunt, but we don't wanna see this mess bouncing around in a music video that's for sure.

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WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surprise appearance at fashion week recently. The singer certainly raised a few eyebrows but shall we say for all the wrong reasons. The dress made her legs look like dumpy sausages and her head just looked fuck off massive and weird. We know it sounds like we're insecure cunts hiding behind our keyboard, but we can't resist saying it like it is. Granted it ain't the worst tool in the box, but she looks like a fucking tranny here.

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SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAT ACTRESS

Can you all believe that this is in fact Kirstie Alley? We had to do a double take at first cause we didn't actually believe that she'd let herself go again, but hey pigs can fly right? Pun intended of course. The actress who may as well live at a drive-thru was seen driving around LA over the weekend in search of her next meal, but not only did it look like whale, it looked fucking scary to say the least. The good news is that she's not yet bed bound by her weight issues, but we hope Kirstie can get her shit together and be the hottie we know she is underneath all that fat.

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L'OREAL BETTER HOPE THERE'S A CLAUSE

Lea Michele from that SHITE show Glee has to be one of the most overrated gals in TV at the minute. We get that she sing like a bitch on heat, but we've just never seen what all the fuss is about. What's even more shocking is that it recently got signed by L'Oreal to be the new face of their shampoo (for pets), but judging by the above snap you'd think that the French beauty giants were visually impaired. It looked like any old ordinary Jewish gal strolling the streets of LA for a bargain and in case you didn't notice check out her nasty bunions.

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SERENA WOULD NEVER BEEN SEEN WITH THIS

The above snap of stunner Blake Lively and singer (sausage hider) Florence Welch is what we'd like to call a classic. The unlikely duo recently met at an awards bash in LA and let's just say that we bet Blake was thinking I'm gonna look fucking amazing next to this dog. Poor old Flo didn't even pose well and looked like a right munter in the headlights, but maybe Disney producers will see this and make a lesbo version of Beauty & The Beast?

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WAKE YOU UP?

You're all familiar with the fact that singer (wife beater) Chris Brown likes to teach his women a lesson when they don't have his dinner ready, but surely to God no woman on earth would want this to fuck them? The dick with a temper was snapped walking around NYC the other day and he looked worse for wear to say the least in comparison to his usual self, which let's face it ain't that much better. We've always thought he resembled a ghetto hamster and we'll always hate his shitty attitude. In fact the only reason we do like him is for hitting Rihanna and no we're not endorsing domestic violence, but that bitch just fucks us off plain and simple.

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WE DON'T WANT U BACK HONEY

Sometimes the young and fresh Cher Lloyd can look really cute, but lately she's been looking like a fucking ugly sister that thinks she's a punk. The trashy X Factor finalist who's currently working like a bitch to get her SHITE music heard was seen arriving for a morning show in NYC recently and it looked a total mess. The rank red hair matched her lips (not a good look), her complexion was riddled with pimples and for someone that's just 18 she's got a fair amount of wrinkles. Even if you're a fan (cause she pays you), you can't deny that she looks a state here.

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WE NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS SHIT

Fuck us hard and tell us this ain't the hilarious Kathy Griffin. Unfortunately for this poor bitch, she looks even worse minus the war paint and although we love her we just can't let this pic slide. Now this gal can just sit back and take it cause she's a cunt to everyone else, but not only is she fugly as hell but she looks dang scary in the above snap. The comedienne (insecure fag hag) was papped on a run around West Hollywood with her boyfriend (he's partially sighted) and it looked possessed to say the least. We swear to God we could actually eat our lunch off her forehead too.

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HAS IT BEEN EATING THE MEAT DRESS?

Lady GaGa has always been known for her slender frame, so the singer shocked fans in Amsterdam when she appeared on stage looking like a fucking pig in drag. We know it's Italian so she probably loves her food, but we're guessing she's gotten a lot bigger lately due to the fact that she can't resist a good old nosh on her outfits (the meat dress) in between numbers. The ass on it resembles a baby whale, the thighs have increased ten fold and that face just offends us if we're honest. It just looks a fucking mess and there ain't nothing else to it.

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WHAT'S AGE GOT TO DO WITH IT

We're not gonna lie but this STUNNING photo gave us fucking nightmares at first. In case you still can't tell it is in fact legendary icon (past-it dog) Tina Turner who was recently seen performing at a charity gala in Chicago. The singer looked somewhat stretched when she was on stage and it too looks like she's succumbed way too much to the surgeon's knife. It used to be smokin' hot and now all we see is a desperate old woman who probably plays pubs to make ends meet.

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MAYBE THE MUPPETS DO WITCHCRAFT?

What the fuck is happening to the once stunning Rose McGowan? The former Charmed hottie was papped shopping around LA recently and once again she looked like a puffy coke whore who had taken one too many trips to the local plastic surgeon. Why can't these LA bitches just get that growing old gracefully can work as long as you don't become dog rough or morbidly obese just cause the parts start drying up. We don't just mean the roles either.

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HUGH WON'T HAVE YA BACK NOW

It's been a while since we've seen Kendra Wilkinson out and about and we can kinda see why she's been staying indoors lately. Now it's not like she's done a Christina on us and eaten every kid in the world, but she looked rough as fuck when she was papped out shopping around LA the other day. Now we know there are worse looking things out there, but we're pretty sure that The Girls Next Door star won't be allowed back in the mansion looking like this.

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YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK...GOODBYE

She's known for her icy personality (being a cunt), but TV star Anne Robinson should be noted for her dog rough appearance of late also. The host of that boring show The Weakest Link was seen arriving at the airport in London the other day and the poor bitch looked like a fucking hamster. To add insult to injury, her neck looked like she could hide drugs in the creases and her haircut resembled the skill level of a Supercuts employee. It's one evil looking thing that's for sure.

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THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN SAY

Lady GaGa has always striked us as a try hard that clearly got bullied for being Italian in high school, so it's no surprise that as a grown ass woman she dresses like a dickhead to get attention. The weird ass singer was papped leaving her hotel in Germany recently and she looked like a fucking idiot if we're honest. Just cause she's draped in vile couture sure as hell don't make her fashionable or cool in our eyes, but her fans or "little monsters" aka fags who like beaty music seem to eat this shit up like brownies. We're just waiting for her 15 minutes of fame to run out so she can go work in a deli in the East Village and spare the world of her fakeness.

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HOW WAS THIS THE FIRST SUPERMODEL?

Oh dear, it looks like Mr. Gravity ain't been so kind to Janice Dickinson lately cause bitch looked rough as fuck when she stepped out in LA recently. The world's first ever supermodel (supposedly) was seen visiting her local Starbucks for a caffeine hit and it looked full on emmaciated to say the least. Her mouth resembled a gaping anus and those arms are just making us hurl to be honest. Someone needs to tell grandma that anorexia just doesn't work when you're like 85 years old.

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THE QUEEN OF SOUL HAS SOME BAGGAGE

Holy fuck balls! Aretha Franklin has got some TITS on her and we bet her back fucking hates her. The queen of soul was snapped at a recent charity event for Hurricane Isaac and bitch was packing some serious puppies that's for sure. We can't believe she wore this dress either cause the miniscule straps barely contain her ample bosom (fuck off mammary glands), and if she sneezed we're pretty sure they'd go flying and knock a couple people out. It's a shame that a talented icon like herself resembles such a cheap whore with a ghetto edge, but let's face it how can you educate pork?

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YOU'RE LUCKY YOU MAKE US LAUGH HONEY

Now we gotta say we LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy cause bitch can make us laugh so hard that sometimes a little pee comes out, but what the fuck did the fitch (fat bitch) wear the other day whilst walking (shocker) around LA? The actress was seen stopping off for gas and a few snacks at her local Shell and her get-up was a fucking car crash. The combination of three tops, zebra print pants, sneakers and a lovely shoulder sandwich bag just ain't working and you'd think girlfriend would use some of her Bridesmaids paycheck to dress a little fancier. Like we said we love her but she could do with losing a bit and hiring a stylist.

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HER MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at Selfridges earlier this week to promote her 400th book of the year and let's just say that she let something out of the bag. The cheap slapper obviously loves to pose but she stretched a little too far when one of her tits popped out of her top to say hello. We must say the sun spots all over her chest and nip are just lovely, but someone needs hanging for doing that make-up. Do drag queens actually aspire to look like a clown with syphilis?

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