WTF BRITNEY'S GOT AN EIGHT HEAD NOW?

Man it's actually quite disturbing to see what a mess Britney Spears is these days...and you all thought Xtina had issues when she was heavier. The pop star was snapped leaving a dance rehearsal in LA over the weekend and bitch looked a total state. What the fuck is going on with the receding hairline, that fuck off spam forehead and the yellow hair? Jesus love sort yourself out cause no one will pay to see you perform live (lip sync) in Vegas looking like this!

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EVEN CASPER WOULD JUMP AT THIS SHIT

We do love our child stars but Christina Ricci holds a special place in our heart, if we have one, cause she's not only talented, but she's managed not to do a LiLo her whole life which takes will power. Anyway in terms of it's appearance she's looked a lot better in the past and we always knew she had a fuck off massive forehead, but we never realized we could have a sleepover on it that's for sure. The blotchy complexion is telling us that she's either been scoffing on too many Twinkies or she's on the rags aka rank hormonal acne. Now we don't need to be told that we're cunts cause we already know that, but we like to keep it real and show the fans how dog rough some celebs are. Enjoy!

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EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she was snapped jogging along the Hudson River recently. The rich bitch has made her fortune through modeling for the world's top designers and even created the now shitty show America's Next Top Model, but this just proves that having all the money in the world won't make you look any better. Is it just us or does she look like a goldfish waiting to be fed?

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