LOOKS LIKE IT'S FREEZING IN LA FOR ONCE

It's common knowledge that Khloe Kardashian is the ugly duckling (bless her) of the Kardashian clan so the above snap of it really ain't no surprise if we're honest. The reality TV star (tranny) was papped en route to the gym and it looked fucking rough what with the flat ass hair, bad complexion and potato head. Oh and erm what's with those fuck off coat hook nipples honey? We'll give her some points for her Celine bag but even that's unoriginal aka LA style.

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LOOKS LIKE MISS PIGGY WORKS OUT

We can't help but feel sorry for Khloe Kardashian cause let's face it when your sister is Kim Kardashian, aka a famous walking sperm bank, you must constantly be reminded that you're fugly. What's even worse is that her other sister Kourtney, who has slight down syndrome features, still looks hotter than her. Anyway the unlucky in looks sister was papped leaving the gym in LA the other day and shocked onlookers with her make-up free complexion. Poor old Khloe looked like a pig in need of a spray tan and we're still unsure as to whether or not she hides the sausage. What do you think?

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DOES KHLOE COUNT AS TWINS?

Fuckin' hell Khloe Kardashian packs one hell of an ass that's for sure. In fact we reckon this BEAST of a behind is capable of cracking a walnut. We don't really understand why she chose to highlight her slim frame by wearing skinny jeans, but we guess when you're as new money as she is who gives a shit. The businesswoman (erm pig) was papped leaving the doctor's office as she's rumored to be preggers and we'd be willing to put money down that she's having a whole litter. Jesus, those jeans are fucking sprayed on love.

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KAR-TRANNY-AN CAR CRASH

Just when you think STUNNER Khloe Kardashian couldn't get any more breathtaking, she leaves the house and the weather decides to make her look even more fugly. The reality TV star was carrying an exclusive Hermes handbag, but even that didn't detract from her pig face and witch hair. We're guessing this is what it looks like when a tranny poltergeist from the 80s goes on a shopping spree? Despite everything she looks pretty good for a man.

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UNLUCKY IN LOOKS KARDASHIAN

It's already Kardashian time again, but it's just IMPOSSIBLE for us to not comment on this cover that STUNNER Khloe Kardashian did back in January. We swear to God...Kris Jenner must have DIED (and not in a Rachel Zoe way) when she shat out this MESS of a being. As you can see the better looking version of Kim K got shot (we wish literally) for the cover of YRB magazine (National Geographic), but she looked like a pig version of Adam Lambert minus the acne scars. We can't think of an explanation, but for some reason her face just sends us into a deep state of depression. Rumour has it that "designer" Christian Siriano custom made the GaGa esque outfit to have built-in food compartments on the shoulders, hence the raised effect, in case Little Miss Piggy got peckish during the shoot.

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THE UNFORTUNATE SIBLING

Oh dear, it must have taken MAJOR guts to leave your house lookin' like this sweetie. Once again, Khloe Kardashian effortlessly rocks the HOT SHIT MESS look with ease. It's so convenient cause when we've no idea who's gonna be our next sizzling mess, good ole Khloe shows through for us and steps out in public. Gotta love how the fans in the pic are waiting for the "real goods" aka Kim K to walk past. That's gotta hurt but never mind Khloe, there's food waitin' for you in the limo.

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