THE SIMPSON SISTERS HAVE GONE TO SHIT

Okay so the story goes that Ashlee Simpson was always the fuglier sister of then hot Jessica Simpson, but when she decided to get her rank nose fixed she looked way better. Well that is until now of course if you've got eyes. The former singer (bitch please) was papped leaving a restaurant with a new man friend (totes a slut) and let's just say it's looked better. Maybe it's just a bad angle cause she looked like a fugly witch with a double chin. At least her new nose won't use any many Kleenex when she's sick.

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SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?

Nice teeth honey! This definitely gives dog a new meaning cause Jade Goody's mother Jackiey Budden was papped looking rough as pure shite recently. Jesus do you all remember when Jade paid for her mom to have a makeover? Nice to know she took it seriously huh! Good old Jackiey was back to her rough dyke self when she went shopping the other day, but this seriously takes fugly to another level. Like don't even bother leaving your house when you look like this cause you've gone and offended us bitch. It's the kind of "woman" who's proud of glassing another bird outside her local for shagging her fella. Urgh we can't deal with this amount of common.

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HOW DID THIS THING SHIT OUT BUFFY?

We know it's kinda low to hate on people's parents, but when they look this bad and are related to hot sluts it's pretty much impossible for us not to. Anyway can you believe that this is Sarah Michelle Gellar's mom Rosselen cause we sure as hell can't!  We can kinda tell a little in the face cause she's got the same mousy features but FUCK it's scary and rough looking. We're liking her Prada bag and Rolex that her daughter's earnings afforded though.

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BEING STONED WITH YOUR MOM MUST SUCK

Oh how we feel for this poor kid. Tori Spelling took her sprog out on the town over the weekend and they did a little retail therapy, but to be honest it looked more like the kid was gonna gag from the sight of her mom's fuck off head. The has-been actress was obviously never a looker but her head seems to have grown even more and those frog eyes are just freaking us out. The poor kid even has to look away for fear of vomming.

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HAPPY HOUR IS FROM FOUR TO SIX!

You all surely remember Mrs George aka Regina's drunk as fuck mom in Mean Girls? Well fast forward almost 10 years (yes you're getting fucking old) and this is what it's become. Amy Poehler was snapped shopping for food (not alcohol) and it looked like it'd gone up by at least 3 dress sizes which is such a shame cause being skinny really does equal happiness in life. The glasses look more like a comedy gab, but they are in fact worn for improving her vision. We say go back to being bulimic and wearing Juicy Couture velour tracksuits cause it's so LA chic a la 2004.

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THIS MOUTH WAS MADE FOR EATIN' MORE LIKE

Okay it's officially a fact that kids just ruin everything and the proof here is the mess that former hot slut Jessica Simpson has become since shitting her sprog out. The country singer (fat ass shoe designer) was seen spending time with her daughter who is responsible for the whale we now see before us and boy did it look different. The bloated face and double chin really should be enough for her to realize that eating is totally off limits after birth if you want to be socially acceptable again, and we're guessing her earrings are so large because they contain emergency treats in case Jess gets peckish whilst out. It's times like this when we think pro-anorexia truly is the way.

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YOU'D RUN AWAY IF THIS WAS YOUR MOM

Okay so we get that actress Catherine O'Hara is someone's mom and bla bla bla, but whatever just face the fact that she's become a right dog since her Home Alone days. When she recently walked the red carpet at an event in LA we couldn't quite believe our eyes cause it's gotten SO frickin' old. Yeah aging gracefully is commendable and all that shit, but if you've got some spare cash to make yourself look better then fucking spend it honey. Just sayin'.

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