Lauren Goodger learn that she's just a big ole fucking hot mess who should stay indoors? The overweight walking satsuma was papped leaving a restaurant (shocker) in London the other day and the color of it looked fucking toxic. We're guessing that the poor bitch's shoes must hate her too cause the weight on them must be fucking unbearable and what's with the sprayed on jeans honey? What's even more embarrassing is that Essex is probably proud to have some sort of link with this whale.
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