Showing posts with label L'Oreal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label L'Oreal. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

L'OREAL BETTER HOPE THERE'S A CLAUSE

Lea Michele from that SHITE show Glee has to be one of the most overrated gals in TV at the minute. We get that she sing like a bitch on heat, but we've just never seen what all the fuss is about. What's even more shocking is that it recently got signed by L'Oreal to be the new face of their shampoo (for pets), but judging by the above snap you'd think that the French beauty giants were visually impaired. It looked like any old ordinary Jewish gal strolling the streets of LA for a bargain and in case you didn't notice check out her nasty bunions.

[Image via FLYNET]

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

L'OREAL ARE FUCKING NUTS

Now we do love ourselves some Diane Keaton, but FUCK this bitch looks evil without the red carpet treatment (3 inches of slap). The face of L'Oreal anti-ageing products (no we're not kidding) was pictured walking around the zoo in LA and we're gonna take a guess and say she was visiting a relative? Urgh it looked like a fucking corpse with piss stained teeth and this bitch is so wrinkly you could easily confuse her face for a map. We're all for "growing old gracefully", but Diane's taking the piss. Please just get yourself some fillers love and quick.

[Image via GETTY]

Monday, June 13, 2011

DESPERATE DOG

We're pretty sure that if Eva Longoria's character Gabrielle were to see this mess of a being she'd be shocked too. It's hard to believe that these two are the same person, but the image on the right is in fact Eva pre-photoshop and minus her usual 10 inches of slap. Urgh she looks TRULY vile and more like a Colombian maid than a fancy housewife (slut). Wonder what her bosses will think over at L'Oreal?

[Image via L'OREAL/SPLASH]