WHEN FASHION QUEEN'S GET IT OH SO WRONG

Now we've only ever done one other post on erm we guess style icon Olivia Palermo cause let's face it the bitch looks good about 99% of the time. Unfortunately for her she rocked up to a movie premiere this week in NYC looking like she'd been hanging out with the Tanning Mom. Her hair was also very close to Cousin Itt territory as it looked like her head was being consumed by some odd follicular being. Such a shame when someone like this gets it so wrong but at least she's not as lame as Whitney Port right.

MR GRAVITY EVEN HATES ON 60'S ICONS!

Twiggy used to be known for her waif like figure and big eyed appearance, but fast forward 40 ish years and you can see that we do in fact live in a cruel world. The former model was seen running errands around London and although we know she's not 20 anymore the woman looked rough. At least brush your hair and lift the chin up when you know there's paps around.

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CORPSE SPOTTED WALKING STREETS OF MILAN

It seems that every time we do a post on poor Donatella Versace she actually manages to get uglier. The designer was spotted walking the streets of Milan the other day and apparently onlookers panicked as they believed they were walking amongst the dead. Seriously though everything is wrong with this woman and it's super bad considering she heads the house of Versace looking like a liver sausage in a wig. Her body is too skinny and rank for her age and we don't need to say much about that face do we? Man whoever sleeps with this must scream when they see it first thing in the morning cause we think we'd have a mini coronary if we'd penetrated something so unworthy of love.

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THIS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED AT SHOWS

Don't get us wrong, dressing cool and quirky can work but when you're as old and fugly as Anna Dello Russo it fails miserably. The editor of Vogue Japan was snapped arriving at the Balenciaga show in Paris earlier today and boy did the bitch look a fool. We just don't get how this is even "fashion cool" at 51 (and the rest) cause she looks a fucking state. The fake tan, skinny legs, hilarious get up and stoopid hat didn't do her any favors, but what do we know she's an editor right?

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DESIGNERS WANT THIS SITTING FRONT ROW?

Is it just us or is the weight slowly creeping back onto Kelly Osbourne? It can't be easy for fat birds to keep it off forever cause food must be all they crave and we totes think those upper thighs have gotten chunkier in recent months. We gotta give her props for not being obese anymore, but the hair mixed with the paleness and the outfit makes us think of a bad tranny and we're floored that E! hire this to co-host a FASHION based TV show. Awkward that her boyfriend is more feminine than her huh?

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HEARING MY BONES CLICK MAKES ME HAPPY!

You know that Alexa Chung is just a fame hungry half Chinese chick who loves king prawn fried rice but won't ever eat the fucker. The former T4 presenter (she wants people to forget about that) was snapped having a crafty fag after yet another day of starvation on the streets of Brooklyn and boy did the bitch look ill. It must be so tiresome being such a trendsetting NYC hipster, so we're guessing she just doesn't have time to eat? Oh and FYI Alexa, you're from Hampshire or somewhere in China so it doesn't really work love. Either cover up those rank legs or just admit you know how many calories are in toothpaste cause everyone knows you're fat inside. Oh and if there's an annoying PC person reading this, we ain't racist cause we had a Chinese last night.

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KEL'S VERY LUCKY HER DAD IS FAMOUS...

Bless her! This thing wouldn't have had much of a chance in the fashion industry (let alone any) if her daddy wasn't Ozzy. Does anyone dare argue with us? Sorry but if you're gonna judge our appearance and what we're wearing then you better not be fucking Kelly Osbourne of all tubby people. We don't know what's going on with this fuck off beehive hair style, orange tan and double chin but this bitch ain't chic or fashionable. Such a joke that E! even thought of this to co-host Fashion Police. Can you say family connections much?

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POSH WILL ALWAYS BE A DIRTY WAG AT HEART

People seem to think that Victoria Beckham has always been chic, but if you literally go back about 5 years you can see that she was cheap as fuck. The WAG turned fashion designer can be seen at The Prince's Trust event back in 2005 and boy did it look cheap. The birds nest extensions, orange tan, tacky accessories, slutty gown and French manicure (quiver) is a world away from her current look. It just goes to show how much styles can change! Wonder what happened to natural DD tits too?

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HOW DOES THIS BITCH WORK IN FASHION?

We literally have no idea how Anna Dello Russo landed the job as an editor for Vogue cause the bitch is so fugly she actually offends our face. The fashion victim was seen in NYC recently and it appeared to be wearing a piece from every collection all at once. Mmm aren't fashion editors supposed to edit every aspect of their lives? It's a total plastic surgery train wreck and those fucking shoes look ridiculous.

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FOR ONCE VICKY B GETS IT SO WRONG

It may happen once in a blue moon but Victoria Beckham stepped out looking not so great recently. The fashion "designer" was seen strolling around London in a jacket made of hot air balloons and a pair of jeans that did her match stick pins NO favors whatsoever. To finish off this fashion fail look her feet looked like they belonged to Coco The Clown rather than an international fashion icon. Better luck next time hey Vicky!

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THIS IS MORE ANNOYING THAN RACHEL ZOE

What did Brad Goreksi think he looked like when he checked in the mirror before leaving to host the AMA's last month is what we wanna know? The celebrity "stylist" or Canadian import that attracts wealthy fag hags was seen on the red carpet with his microphone at the ready and he looked like a gay beaver who was trying too hard. The hair looked like a wall of steel and we never realized he had such huge fuck-off ears. Canadians already get a bad rep as it is, but Brad being one certainly doesn't help.

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BETCHA NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING

We're guessing most of you will either be like who the fuck is this or no fucking way, but open your eyes people cause this is in fact former star of The City and style icon Olivia Palermo. The usually fierce bitch was snapped on the blower (cell for you Yanks) on her hotel balcony in Paris recently and she looked like a total mongoloid. While we can't fault her weight or skin tone she looked cross-eyed and that hair has definitely seen better days. If this bitch can look bad, then no fucker is safe.

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WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING TELETUBBIE

For some reason Kelly Osbourne works as a fashion critic for E!'s Fashion Police and it just blows our mind that it even got hired in the first place. The foul mouthed former fattie was recently interviewed on UK show Daybreak and it just looked fucking weird. Kelly's hairdresser clearly hates her cause he sent her out sporting an ice cream cone like updo, which did absolutely no favors to flatter her already fuck off massive head. Granted she's looking the best she possibly can at the minute, but when we see her we feel like space is being wasted.

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WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surprise appearance at fashion week recently. The singer certainly raised a few eyebrows but shall we say for all the wrong reasons. The dress made her legs look like dumpy sausages and her head just looked fuck off massive and weird. We know it sounds like we're insecure cunts hiding behind our keyboard, but we can't resist saying it like it is. Granted it ain't the worst tool in the box, but she looks like a fucking tranny here.

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BEING ADOPTED DOESN'T ALWAYS SUCK

Nicole Richie is famous for being adopted by superstar Lionel Richie and being former besties with reality star (slut) Paris Hilton. The erm socialite was papped getting her nails did in LA recently and although lady ain't fugly she resembled a Latina version of Gollum. We've always loved us some Nicole cause bitch was crazy funny on The Simple Life, but these days she's looking more like a googly eyed maid from south of the border. Go back to being anorexic cause it suited you way more honey.

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THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

The only reason we've never posted about Kelly Cutrone prior to this is because she's so fugly the photos never upload. We have however been able to compromise and alas as you can see above, the animated version of the fashion publicist (bitch who thinks she's important) looks scarily similar to the real thing. Someone really needs to tell this woman that getting your roots done and erm showering in general doesn't cost that much. In case you hadn't guessed that's Whitney Port, wait no Stephanie Pratt, or shit is it Lauren Conrad? Whichever bitch it's supposed to be, it's showing them pretending to work on the computer. Just like on The Hills.

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IT'S NATURALLY SKINNY...HONEST

Over at The Sizzling Mess we don't usually waste our precious time writing about "waste of space" people such as Alexa Chung, but we just couldn't ignore the latest pics that surfaced. The talented "celebrity" who is best known for not eating was snapped arriving at the AMFAR gala in NYC and it looked like a right heffer. To compare, the pic on the left is from 2007 and we know her frame looks practically identical. Urgh just the sight of it's legs in 2012 is making us hurl, but what we don't get is why doesn't she eat? It's not like she's so successful and busy that's she's not got the time. We're gonna send her a t-shirt with the words "talentless and insecure" written on it for her birthday. We would of sent a cake but it's anorexic ennit.

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UNFASHIONABLE GENES

Well this is a nice one to keep for the family album ain't it? These two look truly DISGUSTING that we even had second thoughts about posting it. Donatella Versace and her BEAUTIFUL daughter Allegra look like a pair of hookers doin' a shift on Hollywood Boulevard. It appears that Allegra has unfortunately inherited too much of Donatella's faulty chromosome (just her genes in general), but what better way to stop traffic than stand next to one of these two?

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DOROTHY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO KANSAS

A couple years back, a show called The Fashionista Diaries came out on Soap (a network that no one cares about), and the above TRAIN WRECK is the one and only Nicole Amendolare. Nicole was in WAY over her head with the Fashionista crowd, however she was definitely the most stunning cast member. She always (never) showed up to work on time, arrived in a full face of (flawless) make up and always wore her trusty Juicy Couture ensembles complete with Walmart (that's Primark for you British folk) flats. As you can see, she's also partial to wearing CLASSY Juicy tracksuits while bummin' around from the comfort of her "multi million dollar" house in Queens, New York. From the on-trend headband to the (expensive) gold jewellery, everything is wrong here. On a more positive note though, it seems that Nicole has started a whole new sub genre of MESS. It's what we'd like to call "mav" aka mafia chav. Good luck with your new job at Taco Bell!

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FASHION'S BIGGEST CRISIS

Donatella Versace really is a BIZARRE (and that's polite) lookin' thing, but we can't figure out why all these bitches resort to excessive amounts of plastic surgery? Granted, maybe Donatella has improved (looks wise) since birth, but what does she think she looks like now? It looks like something that Kim Zolciak wants to resemble when she's 76, albeit 300 pounds more of facial fillers. If we're honest, we didn't post a photo of her full body cause we knew it'd just get taken down. Seeing her in a Versace (may as well be Peacocks at her DOG level) bikini is enough to make anyone hurl. You can picture it clear enough we think...tits so saggy she could use them as slippers. Oh and no, the above photo has NOT been photo shopped. Yuh huh, DOG rough.

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