WHO KNEW THIS BITCH COULD GET LOWER?

Just when ya thought that Katie Price had stooped to her lowest to shift copies of yet another shite book, the skank ho bitch put on some panto clobber with her new gold diggin' fuck buddy at her latest launch and the woman looked a fucking mess. What we'd love to know is who buys the shit she keeps putting out? Surely anyone that can actually read above 3 year old level doesn't care about this slut?

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WE BET HORSES ARE PISSED ABOUT THIS

Just when you think Katie Price is done making herself look like a total dick head, she stepped out to promote another cheap product of hers dressed as a slutty pantomime horse. The glamor model with herpes arrived at the photo call in this one of a kind (embarrassing as fuck) ensemble and worked the paparazzi like the whore she's always been. We seriously don't know who wilfully hands over their cash for this shite.

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WILL IT GO MORE NATURAL IN 2013?

Why oh why does Katie Price think she looks good? It truly baffles us over at The Sizzling Mess and we'd be willing to bet that the bitch uses a magic mirror or something cause surely she can't think she looks hot. The former glamor model aka cheap tart who shags lads for a tenna was papped leaving her local offy after getting her ciggies and it looked like the fucking bride of Frankenstein...and that's being polite. The shaped eyebrows and false eyelashes remind us of slappers from the North and the lips are verging on animal territory. You just look like a big ole tranny mess love so sort ya life out.

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THIS MUST BE THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST MOM

It's hard to believe that such a classy bird like Katie Price could be single, but low and behold she recently split from her boyfriend of erm around three months and already it was back out trying to score more cock. The glamor model who proudly takes it up the ass was papped leaving several clubs around London in the wee hours and it looked a right state to say the least. Her tits are practically being used as a chin rest at this point and even drag queens apply their slap better, however the one nice thing we can say is that she's got a bangin' tum for shitting out four kids. All the obese bitches who had one kid 8 years ago should take note and stop fucking eating. Put your tits away though honey cause it ain't a good look.

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HER MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at Selfridges earlier this week to promote her 400th book of the year and let's just say that she let something out of the bag. The cheap slapper obviously loves to pose but she stretched a little too far when one of her tits popped out of her top to say hello. We must say the sun spots all over her chest and nip are just lovely, but someone needs hanging for doing that make-up. Do drag queens actually aspire to look like a clown with syphilis?

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THIS WOULDN'T ACTUALLY SURPRISE US

What is it about Katie Price that always looks so cock ready? Is it cause she looks like a $2 whore in drag or does it have something to do with the fact that she (allegedly) just launched her own line of dildos? We'd be willing to put money on the fact that she was born on all fours sucking off the doctor who delivered her. At the end of the day, you gotta love the girl cause even though she's a cheap as chips slapper with syphilis, she's a smart businesswoman who laughs all the way to the bank...with a cock up her arse.

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CALL YA NEW PERFUME HAPPY SLAPPER?

Good old Jordan aka Katie Price (she thinks it's classier) was snapped arriving at the launch for her new butt plug line and it looked like a Fanta bottle with chlamydia. We'll be nice and say her hair actually looks okay, but the fucking scouse brows, whale lips and clown make up make her look like a cheap drag queen. We can't believe it's only 30 too...what the fuck has she done to herself?

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WHO SAYS YOU NEED TALENT?

There MUST be something wrong with Katie Price's head, cause what the ACTUAL FUCK does she think she looks like? The model (slut with herpes) was pictured promoting her new range of iPods that are shaped like cocks and vibrate. It looked like a human Barbie doll with chlamydia and her drag queen make up, RANK tits and clown eyebrows just pushed the look over the edge. Lucky male fans (and probably female too cause she's a whore) also had the chance to play with her tits for 2 minutes in exchange for a tenner. To be honest we think she should lower her price.

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