THIS ACTUALLY MAKES US FEEL QUEASY...

Teresa Giudice is one weird looking bitch don't cha think? We haven't featured her on The Sizzling Mess for quite some time now, but when we clapped eyes on the above pic we remembered why it made us feel sick. We seriously can't comprehend how low this bitch's hairline is...is it for real? To add insult to injury the broke Real Housewives star was sporting an awfully blended in hair donut, but really we just can't get past that hair. If she's got that much on her head, her hubby must need a weed wacker to find her minge.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be seen in the above pic doing an interview for the hit Bravo show and we swear to God that her hair is eating her fucking head. We really don't get why she doesn't just ditch the clown make-up too?  The only thing worse than a drag queen is an unconvincing dirty foreign one. Go shave your head honey cause the money would come in handy for paying off your fuck off massive debts.

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BE THE BIGGER PERSON

When we first saw the Real Housewives Of New Jersey sketch on South Park we nearly DIED. It was kinda compulsory for the show to feature two of the BIGGEST hot "jesses" (Jersey messes), Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo and it didn't fail to disappoint. The animation guys sure did capture the essence of Caroline's slimline physique and facial hair problem, but Teresa is just off the hook and the resemblance is uncanny. We do however think they shoulda lowered her hairline so it started on her lips. Note the subtle face mask (shaving cream) on Caroline's face. Hot tribute to a bunch of hot messes!

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IT'S A JERSEY THANG!

Wait, is that a giant ball of pubic hair or is it the RICHEST Real Housewives Of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice? Never before have our eyes seen a Real Housewife (human being) with SO much hair, and the fact that her hairline starts on her eyelids just pushes the ick factor. She always seems to resemble a dirty Mediterranean troll/hobbit that needs to wash off her fake tan, and the candy wrapper style outfit, drag queen make up and HAIR do absolutely nothin' to help. Wonder if she coughs up hair balls too?

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