EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she was snapped jogging along the Hudson River recently. The rich bitch has made her fortune through modeling for the world's top designers and even created the now shitty show America's Next Top Model, but this just proves that having all the money in the world won't make you look any better. Is it just us or does she look like a goldfish waiting to be fed?

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HOW WAS THIS THE FIRST SUPERMODEL?

Oh dear, it looks like Mr. Gravity ain't been so kind to Janice Dickinson lately cause bitch looked rough as fuck when she stepped out in LA recently. The world's first ever supermodel (supposedly) was seen visiting her local Starbucks for a caffeine hit and it looked full on emmaciated to say the least. Her mouth resembled a gaping anus and those arms are just making us hurl to be honest. Someone needs to tell grandma that anorexia just doesn't work when you're like 85 years old.

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IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE DON'T HIT US!

You can relax cause the above photo isn't of your maid on vacay who called in sick, it's just "supermodel" Naomi Campbell. The ghetto fabulous bitch who likes to hit people was papped aboard a yacht in France with her billionaire Russian fuck buddy and her hairline appeared to be vacationing elsewhere. Perhaps in the North Pole? Anyway the "kind hearted" model's hair looked fucked to say the least and she looked more like an extra from Alien Vs. Predator. She's not known for having a huge set of baps either, but it looks like she can't buy bikinis in the right size. Just sayin'.

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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MOSSY

Now we know this was taken in the moment of a terrible facial expression, but there ain't no denying that Kate Moss is a fucking dog. The supermodel (past-it slapper) once again ditched her kid and did an "all-nighter" with the girls (fellow slappers) around London and looked like she'd been gobbed on at the end of the night. We are very miffed as to why all these companies want such overrated trash to be their muse, but maybe a coke head skank helps with sales these days? We'll admit we're pretty bitter she earns a fortune looking a mess posing in front of a camera, but if she's so hot why does everyone airbrush it huh?

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DOES MOSSY HAVE AN UGLY TWIN?

Without the use of Photoshop "models" like Kate Moss would frankly have no career. The coke whore was snapped arriving at the airport in London recently and it looked fucking DOG rough. Can you even believe that she's capable of looking like the photo on the left without FUCK loads of retouching? It's like she has a head transplant for every print ad she does, cause there ain't no way in hell Mossy can scrub up this well compared to her unfortunate reality. Rank skin, flat hair, crooked teeth and wrinkles galore doesn't really make us think of a supermodel.

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IT'S DEFINITELY FROM CROYDON

Wow, we really love it when supermodels leave their house and step out into natural daylight. You don't look so camera ready now do ya Kate Moss? The "supermodel" was snapped leaving an offie in London after buying some fags and she looked like a haggard slapper. We're guessing she let out a huge fart and then made herself feel sick with the smell hence the pretty facial expression. See now Rimmel should of used this pic to promote their mascara ennit.

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ILLEGAL MODEL

Wow, for a "supermodel" Kate Moss looks truly fucking DOG rough. She was pictured out in London with her pal (ugly sister) en route to lunch, and according to the restaurant she politely requested that they remove the cress from the watercress soup. We truly do believe her when she says she's "naturally skinny". Anyhoo the pair of trollops were seen lightin' up outside after they'd visited the restroom for a little pick me up (line of coke), and Kate was NOT sporting one of her best looks. Listen up girls (aged 13 to 35), you are buying Rimmel mascara that is only safe when applied to the lashes of a "hog" aka human dog. And to think there's no warning on their products!

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PUSHING DAISY AWAY FROM THE CAKE AISLE

Daisy Lowe really is the most overrated "supermodel" in Europe. She's currently the face of BIBA, but we can't decide whether she's lower than the brand or vice versa? What were Louis Vuitton thinking when they used the "practically anorexic" beauty to front their swimwear campaign? Who'd have thought Marc Jacobs would wanna promote partial obesity, what with her tree trunk thighs rockin' one of their iconic bikinis.

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