DON'T TRY AND EAT THE MICROPHONE TOO

Kelly Clarkson has always had a good set of pipes, but for some reason the singer and former Idol winner can never seem to stabilize her weight. It seems she's either Free Willy or Nicole Richie and we don't get why it's so hard for some birds? The poor thing really needs a new stylist too cause the person behind all her recent outfits is clearly holding a grudge.

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AT LEAST IT'S WORKING OUT

Looks like someone has been reading The Sizzling Mess and finally decided to get their OBESE ass into gear. Pop star (stretching it) Kelly Clarkson was papped leaving the gym in LA over the weekend and although she still looked slightly funtish we'll give her an A for effort. Her face looked weird (well fucked if we're honest) and her body just screamed binge eater. We really hope she can turn her image around and get back to the top of the charts. Did you just see that pig fly?

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BREAKAWAY FROM YA EATING PATTERNS

Fuck us hard cause we just can't believe what Kelly Clarkson's stylist has put her in this time. The former Idol winner has become a right funt (fat cunt) lately and we just wish she'd put down the donuts and record a decent song already. Good old Kel wore a skin tight Herve Leger dress, which is a popular choice with celebs who like to show off their curves (fat). Unfortunately on this occasion it was another fail for the fattie and it's back to the drawing board or in her case the fridge.

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SINCE U BEEN GONE I'VE GAINED A FEW

Yeah, we had to do around 10 takes before we realized it was Kelly Clarkson too. The singer (pig that does karaoke) was barely recognizable as she wondered the streets lookin' for food on Halloween. It kinda looked like a lesbian troll with subtle dwarf features that really needs to work on her weight. We're guessing she has to book two plane tickets when she flies now. Oh love, we know it sucks when your albums keep flopping, but you gotta pick yourself up (watch your bad hip) and just try harder. Fatty boom boom!

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BEHIND THESE THUNDER THIGHS

Holy FUCKING Christ (sorry man above) is all we have to say about this pic. It looks like EPIC fat bitch Kelly Clarkson has NO intention of having a successful album with a figure like a beached whale in flares. The singer (fucking pig) was doing a gig in Texas and as you can see she was screaming her brains out on stage. Word on the street is that her assistant forgot to bring along doughnuts...oops! On a more serious note, it looked like Kelly (urgh sounds well common by it's first name) was about to eat her microphone instead. Now that's just greedy!

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