WOULD THIS BE ALLOWED ON WISTERIA LANE?

Like every actress in Hollywood you've got your age stages and Teri Hatcher is definitely gearing more towards the Driving Miss Daisy chapter judging by her latest snaps. The former Desperate Housewives actress was seen on a run in LA and looked dog rough to say the least. Instead of her usual manicured appearance the poor bitch looked tired and had more lines than a coloring book. Again this could just a be "bad angle" but we don't care she looks rough.

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LET'S HOPE THIS THING DON'T COOK NAKED

We didn't know rats went jogging around London but apparently they're quite health conscious creatures. Okay so when we say rats we're obviously talking about the stunning Jools Oliver aka the one who sits at home and spends Jamie's hard earned cash. The bitch is often papped on her regular runs but it looked like an extra from Ratatouille the other day with those fuck off evil nashers on display. Just a thought but you might wanna get some work done on those honey. Just sayin'.

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EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she was snapped jogging along the Hudson River recently. The rich bitch has made her fortune through modeling for the world's top designers and even created the now shitty show America's Next Top Model, but this just proves that having all the money in the world won't make you look any better. Is it just us or does she look like a goldfish waiting to be fed?

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DOES JAMIE STILL PORK THIS?

Once upon a time Jools Oliver was the cute, sexy, girl next door wife of famous chef (binge eater) Jamie Oliver. Fast forward about 30 years and the picture isn't so pretty. The housewife (ouch) was snapped on a morning run around London the other day and let's just say it shows that she runs around after 5 kids. Her face looks kinda fucked in the above pic and the poor bitch looks worn out. Maybe her doting husband should bring her breakfast in bed and try not to polish it off whilst he walks it up the stairs.

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MRS BLOBBY LIVES IN ESSEX

We've never even watched The Only Way Is Essex, but that fat bird/pig Gemma Collins really should be ashamed of her Michelin Man body. Yeah, we get that she's desperately trying to shed that extra 35 stone, but why the fuck did she borrow Victoria Beckham's workout clothes and not just nip down to Evans instead? Kudos to her for not staying home and eating her feelings, but put it away love, no one wants to see that mess of a body.

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