LET'S HOPE THIS THING DON'T COOK NAKED

We didn't know rats went jogging around London but apparently they're quite health conscious creatures. Okay so when we say rats we're obviously talking about the stunning Jools Oliver aka the one who sits at home and spends Jamie's hard earned cash. The bitch is often papped on her regular runs but it looked like an extra from Ratatouille the other day with those fuck off evil nashers on display. Just a thought but you might wanna get some work done on those honey. Just sayin'.

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THE AIRBRUSH IS HAVING A DAY OFF

Well this sure don't look like a Vogue cover does it Anne Hathaway? The usually preened to perfection Jewish actress was snapped walking around NYC recently and she looked like a rat on the hunt for a cube of cheese. The flyaway birds nest hair, Dumbo ears and fuck off massive conk certainly wouldn't go down well with Miranda Priestly that's for sure. Just sayin'.

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WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surprise appearance at fashion week recently. The singer certainly raised a few eyebrows but shall we say for all the wrong reasons. The dress made her legs look like dumpy sausages and her head just looked fuck off massive and weird. We know it sounds like we're insecure cunts hiding behind our keyboard, but we can't resist saying it like it is. Granted it ain't the worst tool in the box, but she looks like a fucking tranny here.

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GET THIS WAG A CUBE OF CHEESE

Ooo we bet Jamie ain't too fond of wakin' up next to this dog anymore. The former size zero WAG Louise Redknapp was pictured running (and struggling) around London after her Weight Watchers class and her SLIM thighs certainly suggested she'd been gorging on the pork pies. We thought the WAG was kinda hot minus the slap, but someone get this bitch a paper bag cause her face is makin' us hurl...talk about lookin' like a drowned rat. Her fucking teeth alone make her qualify as an extra in the new Ratatouille sequel.

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