WHAT HAPPENED TO NENE LEAKES Y'ALL?

If you're all cultured and well educated then you'll be up to speed when it comes to Nene Leakes' bad wigs on the latest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. The reality star who's really just more of a mannish bully was seen on the latest episode looking like a hot ghetto mess. The horrendous hairpiece, tacky jewelry and bad outfit are just a glimpse into the awful style choices bitch has made thus far in the new season. We don't know what's going on girl but you better look in the mirror before you sit in front of a camera next time.

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BRITNEY IS BECOMING A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Holy shit balls! What the fuck has happened to Britney Spears lately people? The pop star was snapped attending the People's Choice Awards the other night and the woman looked truly horrific. We're obviously being a tad dramatic but her piss colored hair, spotty complexion, drag make-up and botoxed appearance made her look like a total freak show. Someone needs to introduce this woman to purple shampoo cause she's in desperate need! Britney literally looked like an extra from the Real Housewives and that's being nice.

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THIS AIN'T GONE MAKE A CUTE BRIDE...

Man now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but girl really ain't the best looking crayon in the box. The hilariously blunt reality star can be seen in her new show I Dream Of Nene and it sure as hell ain't the most flattering shot of the Atlanta housewife. What's going on with that waddle fat too Nene...you're only 45 years old?

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WE AIN'T RUBBING A MAGIC LAMP FOR THIS!

Now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but lady often looks like a fuck off drag queen and on this occasion the bitch got the look spot on. The outspoken Real Housewives star was seen on the set of Extra the other day rocking a new hairpiece and let's just say it didn't do her any favors. With the addition of the double chin that perfectly finishes this look off, we think it's safe to say that this genie should stay inside the magic lamp.

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THIS ACTUALLY MAKES US FEEL QUEASY...

Teresa Giudice is one weird looking bitch don't cha think? We haven't featured her on The Sizzling Mess for quite some time now, but when we clapped eyes on the above pic we remembered why it made us feel sick. We seriously can't comprehend how low this bitch's hairline is...is it for real? To add insult to injury the broke Real Housewives star was sporting an awfully blended in hair donut, but really we just can't get past that hair. If she's got that much on her head, her hubby must need a weed wacker to find her minge.

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WHY THE FUCK DOES KIMMY WEAR WIGS?

Holy shit is what we thought when we first clapped eyes on this pic of Kim Zolciak. Now we ain't her biggest fan cause let's face it; she's a trashy and talentless hick who looks like a drag queen. That is until she ditched the fake tan, wigs and clown make-up, cause judging by her latest Twitter snap lady is looking mighty fine. Now we know it totally goes against the rules of The Sizzling Mess to be nice to celebs (even to Xtina), but there ain't no denying that Kim looks pretty stunning in the right pic, albeit in the Anna Nicole Smith (non-corpse) porn star kinda way. Still though bitch looks beautiful and should keep it au naturel by rockin' her own fabulous hair more often. Remember that less is always more honey!

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MORE LIKE THE FUGLIEST HOUSEWIVES...

Oh dear, Vicki Gunvalson from OC Housewives recently got chin implants and it don't look good. The dumb bitch thought she'd try and make herself look more like a dude and it kinda worked cause it was seen rocking a Lurch esque jaw at a recent Bravo press event. The horse like veneers, balding spot and tranny lashes are making us gag, so bitch should just learn to stay in doors cause no one should have to look at that face.

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SKINNY GIRLS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE IT ALL

Yeah we get that this is like the mother of all photos but Bethenny Frankel ain't never been a looker and y'all know it. The former star of NYC Housewives was seen walking the streets of Brooklyn the other day and we think even the wind dodged this shit. It's always looked like a tranny with a Lurch esque jawline if you ask us, and even though it's rich now this just proves that money can't make you look like a woman. Good luck with your divorce though girl!

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LOOKS LIKE COUSIN ITT MOVED TO ATLANTA

We guess that some people will just never learn to look in the mirror (or at least buy one) before they leave the house and this does seem to be the case for the trashy as hell Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives Of Atlanta, but secretly we hope she never learns cause we love that she's a state. The reality star can be seen in an exclusive sneak peek preview into the new season of the hit Bravo show and as always her wig and it's quality looks uber questionable. We can see that she's not ditched the tacky and so 2003 nails either.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be seen in the above pic doing an interview for the hit Bravo show and we swear to God that her hair is eating her fucking head. We really don't get why she doesn't just ditch the clown make-up too?  The only thing worse than a drag queen is an unconvincing dirty foreign one. Go shave your head honey cause the money would come in handy for paying off your fuck off massive debts.

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DID JILL ZARIN PUT A SPELL ON HER?

Poor old Bethenny Frankel who used to be on the now boring as hell Real Housewives of New York City was seen getting her hair did in NYC recently and boy did she look different. The rich bitch founder of Skinny Girl Drinks appeared to have morphed into an alien-like species right before our very eyes, cause the above thing was definitely not present on the hit Bravo show. For some reason she reminds us of Lurch from The Addams Family and those lips look like they got stuck in a pool drain. Sort yourself out honey and quick.

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WE LOVE US SOME VINTAGE HOUSEWIVES

We bet the "lovely" Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes were slightly embarrassed when these pics of them back in the day surfaced recently. It would seem that the classy housewives (trailer trash skanks) weren't so camera without the $$$ but Kim does look a lot fresher, however NeNe just looks weird. Fast forward about 30 years and they both scream trash and new money so well done ladies!

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WONDER IF THESE MADE THE PHOTO ALBUM?

We just love how some people actually believe they have taste and Kim Zolciak is a classic example of this common delusion. The trashy Real Housewives star was seen getting ready shortly before her wedding to football player Kroy Biermann (he doesn't know what he's in for) on her own spin-off show Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding. You know you're marrying a woman with standards when she brushes her teeth whilst in her wedding dress over the sink and then spits out with an entire camera crew around. Oh and like every bride out there Kim had her dressmaker measure the amount of "side titty" she wanted on her big day and as you can it was a ladylike 2 inches. We're just loving that French manicure too cause it screams class.

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THIS BITCH WOULD EAT MONEY IF SHE COULD

Bethenny Frankel is known for her love of money, fame and erm more money. The materialistic former star of Real Housewives was snapped walking around NYC over the weekend and we're guessing she looked so shocked because she remembered how much money she has. If anyone is motivated by the big bucks then it's Bethenny cause this bitch is always seen sporting the latest designer shit. On the other hand, she could be having a fit in the above pic cause she does look slightly retarded. She gets an A+ for her body and outfit, but her eyes are freaking us out cause they're different sizes and that thinning hairline kinda ruins the look.

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DID SHE SHIT HER PANTS?

Nene Leakes aka the bitch bully from The Real Housewives Of Atlanta really ain't a looker is she? The reality star was interviewed on TV and looked more like a pig in drag than a fierce housewife. We're not feeling those ridiculous earrings and when is she gonna get rid of that $5 hooker wig? Also, did she fart or something during the interview cause she looked like she smelt something nasty and was gonna barf?

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AS ALWAYS SHE'S A CLASS ACT

Just when you thought Kim Zolciak couldn't get any trashier she goes and does something like this. Apparently she thought it'd be romantic (actual quote) to have her husband's football shirt painted onto her naked body as a gift. We have to say that even this is a new low for The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star who always seems to look like a cheap hooker in drag. Overall it just isn't a good look honey, cause that mammoth wig is raping your head and your titties are hanging too far south. All we can say is thank God this isn't our mother.

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IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE SKINNY BUT...

For our UK readers (we know there's like 12), Bethenny Frankel is the former cast member of Real Housewives Of New York. She decided to quit the show back in 2010 cause she wanted a real life. Oh and she sold some crappy margarita drink she owned the license to and made a fuck load of money, which she's clearly not been spending on making herself look hotter. The businesswoman was snapped out to lunch and judging by her facial expression, the thought of how much money she has tucked away in her savings account even makes her feel sick. Such a hard life ennit.

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WE BET YOU'D GO BAAAM IF YA SAW THIS

Atlanta's "realist" housewife (divorced ghetto trash) NeNe Leakes looked a world away from her usual glam appearance on the hit Bravo TV show. We gotta say we do love a bit of NeNe cause the bitch could make a park bench laugh, but she was looking damn ROUGH whilst walking around NYC. The $5 hooker wig looked like a cow pie and we're pretty sure that even scarecrows have better quality hair. We secretly hope that Sheree Whitfield is reading this whilst laughing her ass off. Wonder if those earrings are paid for?

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THE SOCIAL CLIMBING GISELE

We love a good Real Housewives binge, so who better to hate on other than Real Housewife and "supermodel" aka deluded transvestite Alex McCord. Since her (his) debut on the Real Housewives, the fugly social climber has done nothing except OFFEND us continually with her "unique" bone structure. C'mon let's be real, this thing is so far beyond deluded it's ridiculous. Still, we're guessing she's giving model agencies all over New York something to laugh about. Replace all the magic mirrors in your "classy" Brooklyn townhouse (Alex & Simon are secretly embarrassed they can't afford a brownstone in Manattan), buy some new ones (don't forget to peel off the protective film), study yourself without barfing, and then next season just admit you're fugly and OWN it like Oprah.

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BE THE BIGGER PERSON

When we first saw the Real Housewives Of New Jersey sketch on South Park we nearly DIED. It was kinda compulsory for the show to feature two of the BIGGEST hot "jesses" (Jersey messes), Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo and it didn't fail to disappoint. The animation guys sure did capture the essence of Caroline's slimline physique and facial hair problem, but Teresa is just off the hook and the resemblance is uncanny. We do however think they shoulda lowered her hairline so it started on her lips. Note the subtle face mask (shaving cream) on Caroline's face. Hot tribute to a bunch of hot messes!

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