WHAT HAPPENED TO NENE LEAKES Y'ALL?

If you're all cultured and well educated then you'll be up to speed when it comes to Nene Leakes' bad wigs on the latest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. The reality star who's really just more of a mannish bully was seen on the latest episode looking like a hot ghetto mess. The horrendous hairpiece, tacky jewelry and bad outfit are just a glimpse into the awful style choices bitch has made thus far in the new season. We don't know what's going on girl but you better look in the mirror before you sit in front of a camera next time.

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WE AIN'T RUBBING A MAGIC LAMP FOR THIS!

Now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but lady often looks like a fuck off drag queen and on this occasion the bitch got the look spot on. The outspoken Real Housewives star was seen on the set of Extra the other day rocking a new hairpiece and let's just say it didn't do her any favors. With the addition of the double chin that perfectly finishes this look off, we think it's safe to say that this genie should stay inside the magic lamp.

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MAKE-UP ARTISTS ARE TOTES UNDERPAID!

So we're kinda being nice lately but Jennifer Aniston looked pretty fucking hot at the Berlin premiere of her new comedy (shocker) We're The Millers recently. The actress was snapped working the red carpet like a cunt, but we can't quite believe how she can go from this to looking like a butters tranny. Do you feel us people? Anyway bitch is almost 45 so she must be doing something right, but then again money does help dunnit?

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PATSY WOULD'VE HAD SOME WORK DONE...

This is quite hard for us to write cause we do love a bit of Joanna Lumley cause she's got that slight Meryl Streep legend edge, but fucking hell the bitch was looking rough recently whilst filming a new movie in NYC. The actress was papped with curlers in her hair and a full face of slap, but that did little to disguise her inch deep wrinkles and nasty yellow teeth which were practically screaming to be whitened. Whatever though cause we still love her but it'd be nice if actual talent would try and preserve their looks ennit.

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HELEN WOULDN'T LEAVE HER GAFF LIKE THIS

It's amazing what a bit of a slap and a blowdryer can do for ya looks and it seems that Rose Byrne is living proof that you can go from butters to pretty for a movie role. The actress from Bridesmaids was papped getting groceries from her local market in LA and lady looked rough as arse holes to say the the least. Now it could just be a genuinely shite photo but whatever the case bitch don't look hot with that mong face. Just sayin'.

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FOR ONCE VICKY B GETS IT SO WRONG

It may happen once in a blue moon but Victoria Beckham stepped out looking not so great recently. The fashion "designer" was seen strolling around London in a jacket made of hot air balloons and a pair of jeans that did her match stick pins NO favors whatsoever. To finish off this fashion fail look her feet looked like they belonged to Coco The Clown rather than an international fashion icon. Better luck next time hey Vicky!

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HAPPY HOUR IS FROM FOUR TO SIX!

You all surely remember Mrs George aka Regina's drunk as fuck mom in Mean Girls? Well fast forward almost 10 years (yes you're getting fucking old) and this is what it's become. Amy Poehler was snapped shopping for food (not alcohol) and it looked like it'd gone up by at least 3 dress sizes which is such a shame cause being skinny really does equal happiness in life. The glasses look more like a comedy gab, but they are in fact worn for improving her vision. We say go back to being bulimic and wearing Juicy Couture velour tracksuits cause it's so LA chic a la 2004.

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RED CARPETS SHOULD HAVE WEIGHT LIMITS

Now while we just LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy, bitch just did not look good when it walked the red carpet at the Oscars on Sunday. The funny lady is either partially sighted or she seriously fucked off her stylist cause it looked like a pile of lard thrown into a trash bag that'd been competing in a car race. Regardless of whether they failed miserably and even though her dress was clearly crying at the seams, we do admire how they tried to conceal her pussy fat with that cleverly placed fabric gathering It's such a shame when bad outfits happen to good people but shit does happen people.

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THE ONLY GAY WHO ISN'T BOTOXED TO DEATH

Seeing as Graham Norton likes to dip his pen in the homosexual ink pot, we just assumed it was standard that he'd have a totally unexpressive face filled with botox, but apparently this isn't the case as it was seen wandering around London recently looking bloated as fuck. The TV host was seen leaving his gaff and it looked as though the poor bastard had lost 50 stone around his eyes what with the saggy shopping bags underneath them. The depth of those forehead wrinkles are almost deep enough for us to move into as well. All that money and this face...what's wrong with this picture?

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LOOKS LIKE PHOEBE NEEDS A WALKER

We know what you're thinking...when bad things happen to good people and in this case the culprit is that little fucker called time. Lisa Kudrow aka hippy slut Phoebe Buffay from iconic TV show Friends was snapped arriving at a charity event in LA recently and she looked like she'd definitely started living off her retirement account. To be honest, we can't fucking believe this and Jennifer Aniston are pretty much the same age. The greying hair, wrinkled complexion and turkey neck are making us think that the poor bitch needs some TLC and quick.

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VIVA LAS GAYGAS WOULD NOT APPROVE

Okay so we get that insulting the great and powerful fag hag Bette Midler is kinda like speaking ill of Jesus, but no matter how great this bitch is she did not look good at a recent movie premiere. The campy icon was papped walking the red carpet and if we're honest it looked like another case of a stylist holding a grudge, cause Bette was wearing black leather pants, a pink chiffon scarf and a fugly brown velvet coat. Can we also mention that this was in LA where it's been like 70 degrees lately so what's with the coat? Granted it's not the worst thing on here, but when you're a legend you need to dress like one and not a pigeon lady.

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WE NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS SHIT

Fuck us hard and tell us this ain't the hilarious Kathy Griffin. Unfortunately for this poor bitch, she looks even worse minus the war paint and although we love her we just can't let this pic slide. Now this gal can just sit back and take it cause she's a cunt to everyone else, but not only is she fugly as hell but she looks dang scary in the above snap. The comedienne (insecure fag hag) was papped on a run around West Hollywood with her boyfriend (he's partially sighted) and it looked possessed to say the least. We swear to God we could actually eat our lunch off her forehead too.

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YOU'RE LUCKY YOU MAKE US LAUGH HONEY

Now we gotta say we LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy cause bitch can make us laugh so hard that sometimes a little pee comes out, but what the fuck did the fitch (fat bitch) wear the other day whilst walking (shocker) around LA? The actress was seen stopping off for gas and a few snacks at her local Shell and her get-up was a fucking car crash. The combination of three tops, zebra print pants, sneakers and a lovely shoulder sandwich bag just ain't working and you'd think girlfriend would use some of her Bridesmaids paycheck to dress a little fancier. Like we said we love her but she could do with losing a bit and hiring a stylist.

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FUNNY LADIES ARE INSECURE TOO

We have to admit that we LOVE good old Joan Rivers cause this lady knows how to rip into people good and deep. Anyway we've been getting masses of emails asking us to post a before and after on Joan so here ya go. To even our surprise she looked normal and somewhat attractive back in the day, but fast forward 30 years and you can see that she's been under the knife way too much. Now we know that Joan doesn't do things by halves, but she looks like a stretched liver sausage wearing a wig and it's not a good look. Still though, she does look good for 80 we have to say.

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LAST HOLIDAY WEARING THIS WE HOPE

Now we know she's never been someone who you'd associate with class or money, so we're not too shocked to see Queen Latifah lookin' ghetto whilst on the beach in Barbados. The funny lady picked a feminine one piece for her vacay, but we're surprised she's not wearing a Speedo seeing as she's a big fat lesbo...allegedly. We do love the neck/ear tattoo she's got though...it's just SO classy.

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