ROMEO WOULDN'T DIE FOR THIS NO MORE

You gotta admit that Claire Danes ain't looking too hot these days...especially when you compare her to the Romero + Juliet days. The actress was seen on a run around NYC yesterday and it looked rough, old and haggard to say the least. We also never realized how mannish and plain she was without the slap and we're writing this shit cause we think it's world news that everyone needs to see. We're of course lol'ing at that but in all seriousness if you take anything we say on this blog seriously then you're a fucktard.

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THE SIMPSON SISTERS HAVE GONE TO SHIT

Okay so the story goes that Ashlee Simpson was always the fuglier sister of then hot Jessica Simpson, but when she decided to get her rank nose fixed she looked way better. Well that is until now of course if you've got eyes. The former singer (bitch please) was papped leaving a restaurant with a new man friend (totes a slut) and let's just say it's looked better. Maybe it's just a bad angle cause she looked like a fugly witch with a double chin. At least her new nose won't use any many Kleenex when she's sick.

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THIS DOG WILL SNORT A LINE IN 5 SECONDS

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson really puts the d-o-g in DOG cause bitch is a fucking mess and she better know it people. The coke whore former IT girl was snapped at a party in London recently and as usual it looked like a hot mess covered in crystal meth. First off we need to point out that she's only wearing one false eyelash, but we're guessing she pulled off the other one and rolled it up to snort a line? Allegedly for the lawyers reading this! We think it's pretty safe to say that Tara ain't go chance of looking good these days.

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WHO WOULD APPLAUSE FOR THIS MESS?

Oh dear what happened here Lady GaGa? The songstress was seen arriving at a radio station in LA the other day to promote her new gayer than life club tune and looked like a fucking state. We're not sure what the look is for this new era, but we think it's safe to say that even regular clowns will be offended by this shit. The way this bitch dresses does nothing to convince haters that she was in fact born with a pussy and not a fuck off dick. She could of at least finished the look off with a daisy in her hair and clown shoes no?

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EVEN PET RESCUE WOULDN'T WANT THIS

Oh dear. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson felt like reading more shit about herself, so she left her gaff and headed out for a night on the tiles. The royal (ish) hot mess was snapped leaving a club in London and it looked fucking evil to the point where the photos actually make us wanna throw up. What grosses us out the most is that fucking arm, the eyes, the teeth and the nose, but to be honest she needs a major total overhaul and she really shouldn't leave the house until it's been sorted out.

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THE PLASTIC SURGEON NEEDS FIRING

Sorry but what the FUCK is going on with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's face? The royally connected former IT girl (past-it coke whore) was snapped walking around London looking for a syringe and looked fucking DOG rough. It's amazing how she's got so much confidence (less after reading this) cause if it looked like our nose had been broken and we'd been spat on, we just wouldn't be able to find the courage to leave the house. Oh and if you haven't been lucky enough to listen to this thing's new song (yes it tries to sing) then we insist you watch the AMAZING video here.

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HAS IT BEEN EATING THE MEAT DRESS?

Lady GaGa has always been known for her slender frame, so the singer shocked fans in Amsterdam when she appeared on stage looking like a fucking pig in drag. We know it's Italian so she probably loves her food, but we're guessing she's gotten a lot bigger lately due to the fact that she can't resist a good old nosh on her outfits (the meat dress) in between numbers. The ass on it resembles a baby whale, the thighs have increased ten fold and that face just offends us if we're honest. It just looks a fucking mess and there ain't nothing else to it.

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THIS THING IS FAR FROM LADYLIKE

Poor old Tara Palmer-Tomkinson just NEVER looks camera ready and continually shows herself up whenever she leaves her gaff. The royal mess was papped bending over in London after dropping her coke on the floor and we almost got a glimpse of what the bitch ate (yeah right) for breakfast. It really is a pure breed DOG and that nose has just fucked her over for good. What has she done with her life besides try every drug known to man?

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EVEN A NEW HAIR STYLE CAN'T SAVE IT

Oh dear honey. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson was recently papped leaving her flat in London and once again she gave us all a laugh. The royal (she wishes) mess appeared to be sporting a new hairdo, but it seemed to have gone tits up cause she looked like a fucking tranny. We just can't figure out what's wrong with this woman cause she must have magic mirrors all over her gaff? Oh and there's added shame cause she's carrying a VERY old season Fendi bag. Looks like even over the hill IT girls are feeling the financial pinch ennit.

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RACHEL HAS AGED LIKE A BOTTLE OF RED

Like we've said before, sometimes we feel like being nice and after seeing this FLAWLESS photo of Jennifer Aniston we just couldn't resist sharing it with you all. The 43 year old actress (stretching it but fuck she looks good) has certainly got better with age and is looking damn fine lately, but we definitely think she's had some nose work done amongst other treatments. Let's face it though, when you're a shit actress you kinda have to make up for it in the looks department and she has done this tenfold.

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POOR OLD BABS IS TRYING

Poor old Barbra Streisand was papped leaving the gym the other day and it looked rough as arse holes. The icon (overrated singer) is apparently trying to get back into shape for an upcoming tour, as she's recently let her regime slip and become a fat bitch. She looks unrecognizable in the pic and highlights that once again time is a real cunt to a woman's looks. We wish her all the best for the tour but let's face it, she looks like a fucking train wreck covered in liver spots.

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LURCH HAS A "ROYAL" TWIN

Ooo it must've taken GUTS to leave ya gaff lookin' like this love. Socialite (coke whore) Tara Palmer-Tomkinson was once again papped leaving her drug dealer's flat and even by her standards it looked rough. We don't get why she always looks like she's been fucked a thousand times times and then spat on? The one eye blinking is just classic Tara at this point and we can't help but make a fuck off massive forehead remark. Her publicist will probably respond to these allegations with: "Tara has recently taken up aerobics and it's a perfectly normal thing to perspire more so than usual." Oh yeah aerobics MUST be the reason why she looks FUCKED all the time.

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ALBERT SQUARE IS ASHAMED OF THIS

Classy gal Daniella Westbrook was snapped leaving her dealer's flat the other night in a glam (tacky) dress and it looked like a right slapper. The actress (glorified gypsy) is trying to get her career (shit we choked) back on track after becoming a crack addict a few years ago. It don't look too bad we know, but the hooker eyebrows, fucked up nose and whale lips looked a mess. The poor thing would get her conk fixed but money ennit.

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IT AIN'T JUST YOUR NOSE LOVE

We could NOT believe it when we clapped eyes on this pic of DOG rough "icon" Barbra Streisand. The talented singer (pensioner that sings through her nose) was snapped walking to her local offy to get some fags and boy did it look evil. Her flat hair, nasty conk, crooked teeth and pin hole eyes are in major need of assistance. All we wanna ask is who let the dogs out? Such a fuckin' mess.

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