YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A WRECKING BALL

Oh dear that ain't a good shot is it honey? Miley Cyrus was sporting one fuck off nasty hairdo the other day while on a classy cig break around LA and boy did the bitch look retarded. The singer wasn't really rocking the bowl cut well and looked more like a boy in drag than a pop star. We just don't see the fuss with this one cause not only is she butters but her voice is shit too. Just sayin'.

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SHORTY WON'T GET DOWN WITH YOU HONEY

Anna Kendrick has always kinda annoyed us and we really don't know why? The mousy actress has recently shot a feature for GQ magazine and bitch looked far from sexy if we're honest. We don't get what's going on with the birds nest hair and that pose is all wrong. Poor bitch looks like a math teacher who's trying to say fuck me in the ass with her eyes and it's totes failing. Never mind honey there's always Pitch Perfect 2 to look forward to...yay for us.

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WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surprise appearance at fashion week recently. The singer certainly raised a few eyebrows but shall we say for all the wrong reasons. The dress made her legs look like dumpy sausages and her head just looked fuck off massive and weird. We know it sounds like we're insecure cunts hiding behind our keyboard, but we can't resist saying it like it is. Granted it ain't the worst tool in the box, but she looks like a fucking tranny here.

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THE TOOTH FAIRY CAN SING

Now this bitch ain't crazy fugly, but FUCK does she have some teeth on her! English singer Natasha Bedingfield performed an "intimate set" (code for she's too shit for arenas) in LA last week and her mess of a face and nasty lookin' birds nest hair did most of the talking. We think her hairstylist and dentist must hate her, cause these are the results of using a gallon of hairspray and not being educated about dental options available to those who resemble Bugs Bunny. We're guessing her boyfriend must shit a brick whenever she's in the mood to give him a gob job. If not then he MUST be partially blind. We know she's wishing that microphone was a carrot instead.

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