CORPSE SPOTTED WALKING STREETS OF MILAN

It seems that every time we do a post on poor Donatella Versace she actually manages to get uglier. The designer was spotted walking the streets of Milan the other day and apparently onlookers panicked as they believed they were walking amongst the dead. Seriously though everything is wrong with this woman and it's super bad considering she heads the house of Versace looking like a liver sausage in a wig. Her body is too skinny and rank for her age and we don't need to say much about that face do we? Man whoever sleeps with this must scream when they see it first thing in the morning cause we think we'd have a mini coronary if we'd penetrated something so unworthy of love.

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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD ALREADY...

Oh dear. What the fuck does Donatella Versace think she looks like? The fashion designer bowed graciously after her latest show in Milan and looked more like a liver sausage in a wig than a woman. We get that she's got a good body for like 105 years old, but still that face would make any man cry upon climax. Maybe she's been dead for years and they just embalmed her to cover it all up?

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UNFASHIONABLE GENES

Well this is a nice one to keep for the family album ain't it? These two look truly DISGUSTING that we even had second thoughts about posting it. Donatella Versace and her BEAUTIFUL daughter Allegra look like a pair of hookers doin' a shift on Hollywood Boulevard. It appears that Allegra has unfortunately inherited too much of Donatella's faulty chromosome (just her genes in general), but what better way to stop traffic than stand next to one of these two?

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FASHION'S BIGGEST CRISIS

Donatella Versace really is a BIZARRE (and that's polite) lookin' thing, but we can't figure out why all these bitches resort to excessive amounts of plastic surgery? Granted, maybe Donatella has improved (looks wise) since birth, but what does she think she looks like now? It looks like something that Kim Zolciak wants to resemble when she's 76, albeit 300 pounds more of facial fillers. If we're honest, we didn't post a photo of her full body cause we knew it'd just get taken down. Seeing her in a Versace (may as well be Peacocks at her DOG level) bikini is enough to make anyone hurl. You can picture it clear enough we think...tits so saggy she could use them as slippers. Oh and no, the above photo has NOT been photo shopped. Yuh huh, DOG rough.

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