WE BET HORSES ARE PISSED ABOUT THIS

Just when you think Katie Price is done making herself look like a total dick head, she stepped out to promote another cheap product of hers dressed as a slutty pantomime horse. The glamor model with herpes arrived at the photo call in this one of a kind (embarrassing as fuck) ensemble and worked the paparazzi like the whore she's always been. We seriously don't know who wilfully hands over their cash for this shite.

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THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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FUCK OFF IS THIS THE SAME PERSON!

Sofia Vergara is well known for her luscious looks and "give you a woody in 3 seconds" effect, but it seems just like every poor bitch in the world she too looks dog rough minus the warpaint. The sexy Modern Family actress was papped out to lunch in LA this week and she looked a world away from her usually groomed to fuck red carpet appearances. In place of the usual sizzling Latina was a plain and foreign looking thing who could easily be mistaken for someone's maid if we're totally honest. This just proves that with money and the right resources anything is possible.

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THIS MUST BE THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST MOM

It's hard to believe that such a classy bird like Katie Price could be single, but low and behold she recently split from her boyfriend of erm around three months and already it was back out trying to score more cock. The glamor model who proudly takes it up the ass was papped leaving several clubs around London in the wee hours and it looked a right state to say the least. Her tits are practically being used as a chin rest at this point and even drag queens apply their slap better, however the one nice thing we can say is that she's got a bangin' tum for shitting out four kids. All the obese bitches who had one kid 8 years ago should take note and stop fucking eating. Put your tits away though honey cause it ain't a good look.

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OUR CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTED THIS SHIT

If we're honest we feel a lot of embarrassment for not only Madonna, but her 50 adopted kids too. The singer (OAP) is currently touring around the world to support her latest record and she's already got her baps out here and there. What we wanna know is when will she get that's not a good look when you're mid-song and your hip breaks? Whatever goes through this bitch's head is beyond us, but we wouldn't be at all surprised if the above pic soon become a reality. Can't you just see her performing Hung Up in 20 years climbing the walls with a walker in tow?

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HOW DOES THIS HAVE THE X FACTOR?

Tulisa Contostavlos has been very lucky in her career cause let's face it, she's a cheap slapper who lacks talent and sucks cock. The trashy slut was papped leaving a club in the wee hours and it looked as though her hair had been pissed on if we're honest. Not too sure if she's got the figure for high waisted denim hot pants either. Oh and those nails are making us quiver.

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THIS WOULDN'T ACTUALLY SURPRISE US

What is it about Katie Price that always looks so cock ready? Is it cause she looks like a $2 whore in drag or does it have something to do with the fact that she (allegedly) just launched her own line of dildos? We'd be willing to put money on the fact that she was born on all fours sucking off the doctor who delivered her. At the end of the day, you gotta love the girl cause even though she's a cheap as chips slapper with syphilis, she's a smart businesswoman who laughs all the way to the bank...with a cock up her arse.

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THIS BITCH SMELLS OF SEX

We just had to post this snap of Kim Kardashian cause the team at The Sizzling Mess actually got boners from looking at it. What is it about about the reality TV star (slut who knows how to make a buck) that always looks so cock ready? Like we've said before sometimes we throw these "stars" a bone and do a nice post and we just couldn't resist on this occasion. We know good ole Kimmy would endorse adult diapers if the amount was right, we know every woman (including the mother) is both fame and money hungry, but it looks like being a dirty whore definitely pays the bills.

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WE ONLY LIKE IT NECK DOWN

Is it just us or does Pamela Anderson always look like she's ready to suck cock? The former Baywatch star was papped at the grocery store in LA and minus her perky and erm "natural" baps she looked DOG rough. She looked kinda fucked off too, so we're guessing it'd been more than 30 minutes since she'd seen a dick. Good grief...the tits on it!

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