ALL THAT $$$ AND IT'S STILL CHEAP AS FUCK

Poor old Mariah Carey can never quite seem to get it just right in the class department cause despite having a personal fortune of almost $600 million she still looks like a $2 hooker in drag at times. MC was snapped knocking out a tune at the recent BET awards and appeared to have taken some major inspiration from Jessica Rabbit. It's kinda awkward when a cartoon wins in the sexy stakes though and the seams on this dress must've been screaming for help.

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MEG EVEN POSES LIKE A FRICKIN' DOG!

We still don't understand why Ashton cheated on Demi with this Jewish thing? Now we ain't got nothing against Jews, we simply use the term for effect but fuck Mila Kunis is one rough dog. The voice of stunner Meg Griffin was seen out with her stolen goods (boyfriend) and some random dog who by chance happened to be making the same facial expression as her. Still don't think the bitch is a dog or a husband stealer?

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WE'RE NOT SURE IF SHE'S STILL PREGGERS?

Adele is one of those birds who scrubs up super well for awards shows, but in her downtime she can look rough as shit. The rich as fuck singer was snapped running errands in London with her new sprog and it look rough bless her. We get that she's tired and her tits are sore, but brush her hair and swap that KFC for salad once in a while love. At least she's wearing trainers but we still can't picture this working out.

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MERCEDES WOULDA CHECKED THAT WEAVE

Oh honey as if you left your dance rehearsal without looking in the mirror! Poor old Amber Riley was snapped in LA the other and it looked like she'd finally started working up a sweat...talk about overdue. The actress sported some strange kinda stocking things and her trusty new money LV bag was by her side as usual (for the ghetto in her), but what was going on with that sweaty weave and horse mouth? We love you Mercedes but next time check yo'self in the mirror girl.

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GENIE CAN FIT IN THE BOTTLE AGAIN YAY!

We couldn't help ourselves when we saw the latest pics of Christina Aguilera cause she's taking this weight loss to another level! Looking back she DEF looks better minus all the flab cause heavy doesn't look good on her. This totes proves that all women should be skinny cause if you think she looked like a "real woman" in the left pic, then you're just kidding yourselves cause you're probs fat.

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WHAT DID THIS WOMAN DO WITH XTINA?

Okay so we're becoming totally obsessed with Christina Aguilera at the minute, but c'mon people she looks fucking stunning and after hating on the former fatty for so long we feel she deserves all the praise! The belter and coach of The Voice can be seen posing for the latest issue of Maxim magazine in a series of stunning and surprisingly tasteful photos and lady is looking SMOKING hot. To be honest we're more puzzled by the fact that she looks nowhere near 32 years old...what's her secret? Keep it up honey cause we love what we're seeing.

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OMGEEE CHRISTINA, IS THAT ACTUALLY YOU?

Holy shit is literally all we thought after seeing the above snap of Christina Aguilera and can you blame us? We loved to hate on Xtina when she was a flubber but it seems this flower has bloomed and decided it don't wanna be obese no more, cause lady SHUT IT DOWN over the weekend. The songstress was seen on promotional duties at an NBC gala on Saturday for the new season of The Voice and not only did she look totes amaze balls, but he body was OOC! Even though she was rocking her usual trailer trash look, bitch worked it as she looked like a hot teenage slut who didn't make the cast of The Hills. You can finally see your feet again...go Xtina!

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ARE YOU IN THERE SOMEWHERE XTINA?

Okay so we know we're showing Xtina major love at the moment but talk about wowza! Bitch wasn't messing around during a recent photo call to promote the new season of The Voice and we're kinda shocked to be honest cause we never actually thought she'd put down the fries. Christina Aguilera was papped walking the red carpet with her fellow judges to announce the new season which kicks off in September and lady literally looked like a shadow of her former self. We can't get over those razor sharp cheekbones and that itty bitty waist. Seriously stay on the diet cause it's paying off Xtina. We are however slightly concerned that she's only 5'1'' yet Cee Lo Green (who's a man) doesn't seem that much taller.

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GOOD LORD YOU SURE AIN'T BEAUTIFUL!

Holy shit balls, Mimi is one hell of a yo-yo dieter that's for sure! Mariah Carey was snapped leaving a TV studio in NYC this past week and it looked totally different from her latest music video featuring fellow singer Miguel. Gone was the flowing shiny hair, hot body and skimpy outfits and in it's place was a frumpy fat average mom (we know we'll get hate for that but fuck it) with a bad 80s perm. We literally don't get how this bitch can go from looking so hot to a complete mess who needs to go back in the time machine.

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WE JUST WANNA FEEL THIS WEIGHT MOMENT!

Praise the Lord! The current Christina Aguilera weight loss crush continues people and lady is looking even better than ever. While it's not back to her skinny Burlesque days, she's definitely shed the pounds off those evil thighs and that ass is looking a little trimmer too. Only thing that looks odd is how far down her tits are in comparison to her overall body and how big is that bra? Melons much Xtina!

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BITCH HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK!

Sorry if you hate Xtina but we simply can't ignore how good lady is looking lately. Christina Aguilera was seen rocking the stage at the Billboard Music Awards in Vegas last weekend and bitch has dropped some serious pounds. The singer and judge on The Voice will hopefully keep it up cause we'd hate to put her back in our top 10...or would we?

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EVEN WE DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT XTINA!

Okay so hell must've just frozen over cause Christina Aguilera was seen out again (yes again) looking totes amaze balls! The talented coach of The Voice was seen out shopping in West Hollywood with that guy who's living off her (Matt something) and bitch looked pretty damn good. The whale thighs are slowly shrinking and according to sources she's now able to paint her own toe nails for the first time in years...hoorah! All jokes aside though, lady is getting her shit together and buying clothes in the right size and we'd like to think it's cause she reads The Sizzling Mess.

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SEE XTINA LESS REALLY DOES MEAN MORE

Yeah okay so we felt like being nice again, but we couldn't help it when we saw this latest snap of Christina Aguilera at the season premiere of The Voice last night. For once we may actually have no words cause she wore an outfit that made even her look slim, laid off the orange tan and didn't sport drag make-up. See that Chrissy, if you don't dress like a slutty clown you might actually achieve something other than a flop album.

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QUEEN B WENT AND STOLE ALL DA GENES

Poor old Solange must get fucked off that her sister Bey stole all the look genes cause the bitch sure does look like the ugly duckling in comparison. The less successful singer was papped strolling around LA with Queen B and if we're honest it looked like a post-op ghetto clown with downs. Now while we love the music that both these bitches put out, there ain't no denying that Solange fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down. We tried looking for the bird that lives in her fro but no luck this time, however if you spot it do let us know.

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DID SOMEONE INFLATE THIS BITCH'S HEAD?

Mila Kunis is by far one of THE most overrated actresses when it comes to looks...well we think so anyway and what we say goes. The voice of Family Guy hottie Meg Griffin was seen walking around with her stolen boyfriend once again and instead of wearing the t-shirt we sent her (it said I love adultery) she opted for a classy tracksuit yet again. The funny lady (whore) must have an army of make-up people cause when it's made up anything with a pulse would wanna fuck it, but looking at that pic above we'd rather fuck the dog.

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IT'S NOT 1994 ANYMORE HONEY...

Mariah Carey always seems to look like she's stepped out wearing her 90s wardrobe and with the new addition of that FABULOUS perm it just steps the look up to a whole new level of cheap. The singer who's famous for communicating with dolphins was papped leaving Louis Vuitton in Aspen over the holiday season and looked like a right gypsy mess in her checkered jumpsuit. It also looks like Mimi is slowly but surely returning to her flubber self as it was looking ever so slightly chubs again. Such a shame seeing as she lost a ton of weight when she shat out her kids, but even money doesn't curb junk food cravings.

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GET THIS BITCH A RABBIT CAGE QUICKLY!

Fucking hell that Stacey Solomon is one EVIL looking bitch and we bet onlookers were offering it carrots when she was snapped shopping recently. The former X Factor contestent (downs bimbo) ain't really done much since leaving the show and with those teeth we're hardly surprised cause we bet every record label have ran off for fear of being eaten alive. You just can't save this look with any nice words cause she looks like a fucking munter.

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XTINA HAS DEFINITELY EATEN HER KID

Christina Aguilera seems to battle with her food demons cause one minute she can be stick thin and the next there's a national food shortage. Now we ain't denying that the bitch can't blow (ghetto for sing you perverts), but she sure as hell has gotten fucking fat lately. Just comparing the photos above that are only 2 years apart is pretty shocking, but at least it proves that Chrissy can do classy if she wants to. All we know is that the latest look just ain't doing girl any favors and that fake tan NEEDS to be toned down cause her legs look like burnt chipolatas.

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XTINA FINALLY BOUGHT A NEW MIRROR!

What a difference a day and hairstyle can make to one's appearance huh? Christina Aguilera was seen arriving at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles this evening and lady looked SHIT hot for once whilst walking the red carpet. It looks like Xtina finally realized that less is more (especially in her case) and we're so thankful she ditched those period colored extensions in favor of something more simple and classic. Yeah, we never thought we'd use those two words in the same sentence as her name either. Keep it up bitch!

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KEEP UP THE CLEVER DRESSING XTINA

It's become pretty evident that Christina Aguilera isn't quite as obese as Adele, but it is clear that dressing appropriately for her body shape (so wearing a tent) can in fact do wonders. The super talented fag hag was snapped arriving at a Samsung event in LA this week and looked pretty bangin' if we're honest. We're really loving the fun throwback look to her Stripped days with the trucker cap and colorful hair and what d'ya know her legs don't resemble tree trunks. Keep whoever's been styling you lately cause you need them honey.

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