SURELY YOU CAN GET THESE FIXED OPRAH?

Now it's the first time we've ever featured a foot and not a face, but you won't believe who these rank feet belong to. Oprah Winfrey seems to be one of the more extreme cases where celebrity bunions are concerned and when we found this shit we literally couldn't stop gagging. The rich bitch wasn't just sporting a little bunion, but she was rocking 2 fuck off massive bastards and it looked painful to even walk. How the hell did her feet get in this state is what we wanna know? Please use your billions for a good cause and get these evil looking things removed you tight bitch.

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GRACE KELLY WOULD BE FUCKED OFF

Aussie actress Nicole Kidman has always struck us as the kinda gal who'd do anything to hold onto her youth and it would appear that fucking up her face is included in that plan. The walking science project was papped whilst filming a new Grace Kelly biopic in her native Australia and she looked like a stretched mess to say the least. We're not sure if she's smiling, high as kite or pissed as arse holes, but at least we know her new movie will give us a good laugh.

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BETCHA NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING

We're guessing most of you will either be like who the fuck is this or no fucking way, but open your eyes people cause this is in fact former star of The City and style icon Olivia Palermo. The usually fierce bitch was snapped on the blower (cell for you Yanks) on her hotel balcony in Paris recently and she looked like a total mongoloid. While we can't fault her weight or skin tone she looked cross-eyed and that hair has definitely seen better days. If this bitch can look bad, then no fucker is safe.

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HIS LOOKS SURE AIN'T GOT THE X FACTOR

Simon Cowell has definitely got a nasty tongue on him and we're pretty sure that if he saw this shit even he wouldn't be able to hold back the criticism cause he looked a fucking mess. The music mogul stepped out in LA recently and looked like a bloated whale covered in fake tan. Maybe he's had some help from the surgeon's table seeing as he's suffering from a little facial swelling? Whatever it is, we just think he needs to come out the closet and soon.

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