For our US readers (we know there's like 3 of you) Stacey Solomon really isn't that relevant, but when we came across this vintage pic of the singer (dog) we just had to make it a post. The bimbo from Dagenham who looks as though she's always eating her own head gave a STUNNING pose when she was on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here last year. Did we mention that it was on The X Factor too? Fucking hell though...the mouth on it's scary.
Holy shit balls! Who'd have thought that Demi Moore once resembled an overweight school teacher from middle America? The actress and erm nutter is seen back in the day with her real teeth and pre-surgery looks and we gotta say she definitely needed the work. It's pretty crazy that she was 28 in the left pic and is 48 in the right huh? Let's just hope this bitch gains a little more weight cause she's starting to look like Nicole Richie when she was "overworked".
Do you all remember the cutie (above left) from Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire? If you don't then you're just weird, but if you do then you'll have already hurled over the pic on the right. Yuh huh, that is what the poor fucker's turned into. Child actress Mara Wilson is now a proud college student and she looks like a lesbian who's more into nature than dick. We wonder if she regrets quitting her career to be normal? We sure as hell would have regrets cause her life could have been SO fun and full of court cases and drug charges like Lindsay. Whatever happens we just hope that she gets those teeth fixed if she does ever decide to return to acting.
We've yet to post about good old Trisha Goddard...until now. The former chat show host (bitch with too many teeth) was pictured at some crappy event that she gatecrashed in London and it looked hungry. We actually forgot how scary this bitches mouth was and how many EVIL looking nashers she has. On the upside, if she starts shagging about to pay the lecky bill she could triple her earnings and suck 3 guys at once. We keep screaming in fear every time we look at the photo, but bless her we know she's harmless.
This could easily be some bird out clubbing after a hard week sloggin' over the tills at New Look, but it is in fact STUNNING actress Kirsten Dunst. Some fellow clubber (and now our best friend) snapped this pic of the EPIC dog outside a club in LA lookin' proper rough. The fag hangin' out her mouth, one eye open/one closed and chic double chin shot has that ultra shit HOT mess look about it. And to think this was in a movie called Drop Dead Gorgeous.
We're not even surprised at the mess this bitch's life is in right now. Ultimate STEAMING hot mess Lindsay Lohan has officially been sentenced to 30 days in jail! She missed a day of community service to get her teeth whitened, which proper FUCKED the judge off, so she got a whole fuckin' library thrown at her. Back to jail honey...what a fuckin' shocker! This bitch should just live in a cell.
Ooo we bet Jamie ain't too fond of wakin' up next to this dog anymore. The former size zero WAG Louise Redknapp was pictured running (and struggling) around London after her Weight Watchers class and her SLIM thighs certainly suggested she'd been gorging on the pork pies. We thought the WAG was kinda hot minus the slap, but someone get this bitch a paper bag cause her face is makin' us hurl...talk about lookin' like a drowned rat. Her fucking teeth alone make her qualify as an extra in the new Ratatouille sequel.
Fear not readers, this is just singer (we use the term loosely) Estelle and she will not, we repeat WILL NOT, come out of the screen and eat you. Just when ya think you've seen the biggest fuckin' state out there, this bitch FULL ON shits over them all. It's apparently had braces but desired results were never achieved according to her spokesperson (mum). Did someone recommend that maybe her dentist should try using reinforced steel to tame those EVIL nashers? The nasty fried hair and drag make up do nothing to disguise the fact that her nostrils could easily be double fucked. We've just received word that the casting director for the new Alien movie is looking for extras, so go on love get your application in. We wish you the best of luck!
Now this bitch ain't crazy fugly, but FUCK does she have some teeth on her! English singer Natasha Bedingfield performed an "intimate set" (code for she's too shit for arenas) in LA last week and her mess of a face and nasty lookin' birds nest hair did most of the talking. We think her hairstylist and dentist must hate her, cause these are the results of using a gallon of hairspray and not being educated about dental options available to those who resemble Bugs Bunny. We're guessing her boyfriend must shit a brick whenever she's in the mood to give him a gob job. If not then he MUST be partially blind. We know she's wishing that microphone was a carrot instead.