WE CAN'T STOP...HATIN' ON THIS FOLLOWER

For some reason we've never liked Miley Cyrus cause she looks like a cunt who'd deck you in the school cafeteria for giving her the wrong look. Anyway the singer who achieved fame through her hick daddy was snapped working the red carpet at a promo event for her new album in LA recently and the woman looked a fool. The hair was all wrong and does she think she's black now with that grill? Someone needs to tell the bitch that the rock chick look she's sporting doesn't work when you're from a family who plucks chickens for dinner. We can't tell whether she's a young star in Hollywood or a dyke from Norway who owns a tattoo parlor, but what we do know is that it's trying way too hard and looks lame.

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LEAVE THIS ONE OUT THE PICK N MIX PLEASE

Jesy Nelson from that totally shit band Little Mix (twats) really ain't a looker is she? The former X Factor contestant was papped leaving her gaff in London and it looked a total lesbo mess. It seems this bitch can't do anything cause no matter what she wears it looks like she eats pussy and not in the cool Madonna way. On this occasion she left her tool belt at home and sported knee high socks (vom on these chipolata thighs), a perm even Mariah would've judged and no pants. That's right, she thinks she's hot enough to go without pants but her mirror is def talking shit behind her back.

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EVEN HANNAH LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

Bless her! We love us some Lena Dunham but the other day it was papped arriving to the set of Girls and it looked a total dyke mess. It's common knowledge the girl ain't no looker, but we're more puzzled as to why it's such a pig at only 26 years old? Do girls these days not understand that in order to achieve happiness and get hot guys they need to be a size 10 max? Like we said we love her creative genius but not eating would help.

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EVEN WINFRED SANDERSON WOULD DECLINE

There's something about child stars that always turns into a big ole mess like Thora Birch pictured above. Do y'all remember how cute she was in the flick Hocus Pocus as a kid? Well now just look at it cause she's turned into a fucking goth who's addicted to food by the looks of things. Hollywood seems to really fuck this "artists" over and they either become drug addicts like LiLo or fat bitches like Xtina. Come on though Thora! Lose a few and we're sure you'll see the roles come pouring in.

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DOES SHE THINK SHE'S FROM HACKNEY?

Miley Cyrus seems to be very confused lately as she's dressing like she's London trash from Hackney's east end, as opposed to the Ozark skank from hickville that she's so ashamed to actually be. The singer (if auto-tune counts) was papped strolling around LA on a shopping spree and it just looked a fucking state. We know it's young so she's trying out different styles and shit, but have you ever seen such a lame ass try hard in your life? Get your cowboy boots out of your closet Miley and embrace your southern (incestuous) background.

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MAYBE SHE'S GOT A NORWEGIAN TWIN?

Oh dear honey. Miley Cyrus was recently papped walking the streets of NYC and the poor thing looked so try hard it was almost laughable. The singer (if miming counts) seems to be favoring the grunge style of late, although bitch clearly didn't get the memo that if you're from Tennessee, it doesn't really work. The country bumpkin (hick that fucks her cousin) looked more like a trashy dyke from Norway than a teen pop sensation. To top it off, her boots just made her look like Coco The Clown on LSD. All we're thinking is what a dickhead.

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AT LEAST IT DOESN'T WEAR A TOOL BELT

Ah the wonders of a stylist in Hollywood! Cynthia Nixon aka the dirty dyke who played Miranda in Sex And The City was once again papped walking the streets of NYC looking like a total lesbo mess. The actress shaved her head earlier this year and thankfully it's grown back rather quickly, but that doesn't really excuse this total fail of an outfit. How can someone look so good and then just turn into something so fucking rank?

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WONDER WHO WEARS THE STRAP-ON?

What in God's name has Cynthia Nixon done to herself? Now don't get us wrong we're not anti-gay or anything but she just looks a total mess. The former star of hit show Sex And The City was seen walking through Soho with her STUNNING wife/husband and they both kinda looked like walking car crashes. The only hint that Cynthia may be the wife in the bedroom is the fact that she wore a delicate necklace and pinkish top. If that's the case then we don't get why the other thing isn't wearing a tool belt?

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EVEN MIRANDA MAKES THIS LOOK BAD

First off, we gotta hand it to Cynthia Nixon for actually shaving all her hair off to play a cancer victim in a broadway play. However, the poor bitch is looking pretty rough lately and we don't get why she looks so much older than the rest of the Sex & The City cast? Maybe it has something to do with the shaved head, but the poor thing looked rank when she showed up to a charity event in NYC recently. There's nothing in particular that sticks out in a bad way, but she just looks like a sewer rat.

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NEVER MIND BILL KILL UMA

Uma Thurman is someone we've never quite understood and we find it especially confusing that she became a successful actress cause let's face it she's plain as fuck. Anyway the STUNNER was papped walking the streets of NYC in an outfit even Stevie Wonder would judge. It looked more like a boho lesbian than a Hollywood actress and although she's preggers, surely there are more flattering maternity outfits? We won't say too much about the father but let's just say he's a billionaire businessman. Crafty bitch knows exactly what she's doing if you ask us.

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DON'T SPREAD YA LEGS AGAIN

Wow this bitch is looking fuckin' haggard and we were shocked to find out that it is in fact 90s hottie Sharon Stone. Back in her prime she was known for flashin' her gash, but in more recent times it would seem that she's turned into a lesbian from Iceland. The hair is just a big fat no, but to be honest she just looks rough and used. Showing your true age is inevitable, but with all the money she's got what's her excuse?

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E.T. MAY HAVE HAD A SISTER

Classic beauty Jessy Nelson was brought to our attention by a reader (yeah we do have 'em thanks) and we're shocked to say that even we hadn't heard of her. We're amazed that the STUNNER never got kicked off The X Factor, cause the contracts clearly state "no dogs allowed". Anyway it was snapped leaving the ITV studios and Jessy looked like a Jersey Shore reject/Snooki's long lost lezza sister from Leeds. And that's being nice.

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MIRANDA WOULD GOB ON THIS

Urgh fuckin' hell, it's hard to believe that this is Miranda Hobbs minus 3 days of hair and make up, but the camera don't lie people. Type cast actress Cynthia Nixon was pictured doing some errands around NYC and it looked a right lezza mess. The greasy hair, cheap clothes and cowboy boots were a world away from Miranda's classy lawyer outfits. She needs to use some of her hard earned (yeah right) millions to buy some decent looking gear, cause she looks like a drowned sewer rat covered in olive oil. Yuck.

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PEACHES, PEARS OR PIXIE?

We really don't get why the BEAUTY that is Pixie Geldof is famous either. Well besides being Henry Holland's underage fag hag, but hey we enjoy educating our reader(s). The poor-man's version of Kelly Osbourne (and that is LOW) was seen arriving at the Glamour Awards in London (amusingly ironic) and IT looked like a Chinese lesbian. We ain't got a clue as to how this heroin addict lookin' MESS (allegedly) got her hands on an invite, but we're happy she at least ditched the Doc Martens for the (fancy) event. Hope she didn't get home too late what with her HECTIC "career" and all.

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