Friday, October 26, 2012

YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MUSIC IS KINDA OKAY

Oh honey, are you trying to look fugly or something? Florence Welch is of course talented (ish) but the bitch just ain't easy on the fucking eyes. The singer was seen arriving at some shitty fashion event in LA recently and looked like an ugly sister who had been beaten up and gobbed on. At this point we're wondering if Flo's make-up team are trying to show her up on purpose cause she often looks like a fog (fucking dog) on the red carpet. We still firmly believe that she hides a fuck off massive sausage between her legs. Thoughts?

[Image via FLYNET]

2 comments:

  1. Well, I think you and all the people who are a part of this shit- sorry, blog, are intellectually retarded and probably visually repulsive, down syndrome is not an adjective and she is having the time of her life while you sit and do this superficial shit, let's see your face...

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  2. you're such a fucking douche dude! they don't write this shit for people like you so if you don't like it fuck off and go buy her shitty record

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