DID YOU DREAM A DREAM OF BAD TASTE?

Oh we love when horrendous outfits happen to cute and kinda crazy people. Scottish nutter Susan Boyle was papped leaving a TV studio in London the other day and it looked like she'd raided the wardrobe of Dame Edna. The singer also looked rather glum and it was no doubt down to seeing her reflection and realizing what a horrendous ensemble she'd decided to throw on. Still hey ho that's life and at least she's not poor anymore.

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WHERE'S AMANDA? ERM GOING TO JAIL!

We knew this shit was gonna go down since day one. Amanda Bynes was finally arrested the other day after throwing a bong out of her 32nd floor apartment window. The actress who's having a Britney moment x10 was papped in court complete with her crazy ass wig and looked like a total nutter. We do feel for the gal cause she's clearly not okay and although this shit makes amazing news we hope she gets help and fast.

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HERE'S YOUR PLATE OF CRAZY FOR THE DAY

We all remember her for the line "Amanda please" but lately Amanda Bynes has been acting fucking nuts to say the least. Not only is it looking butters and insane at the same time, but we do not get why she's pierced her cheeks with diamante studs. The clown brows, fish lips and Snooki esque outfit just isn't working for her either. We think it's bout time you increased those meds honey.

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TRUE COLORS CAN'T SHINE THROUGH THIS

Good old Cyndi Lauper is obviously a lotta fun, but bitch looked like an extra from the Addams family the other day when it stepped out for a charity event. The fag icon was papped rocking some fugly ass clown slap and can you all notice those lovely jowls that come with age? She's had a good run bless her but now it just looks scary.

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RINGING THE NEW YEAR WITH A CARTOON

For some reason Nicki Minaj always looks like a fucked up inflated cartoon in drag, but despite her unfortunate appearance we still love the catchy fluff she shits out that's called music. The fierce ghetto bitch was snapped walking the red carpet at the NYE party for Pure nightclub in Las Vegas the other night and we're pretty sure it's ass could second as a life raft. We wonder if she's used some of her hard earned $$$ and had a tit job too?

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WE HOLD THE HAIR AGAINST YOU HONEY

We're not too sure what happened in the hair and make-up room, but Britney Spears looked like she was hiding an entire family in her hair on The X Factor the other night. The now not so relevant pop star wore a clingy black number that didn't really do frame any favors (not that she's obese) and those t-bar shoes just cut her legs right off and made her look like a dwarf from Louisiana. Did anyone notice how fucking low her top was cut too? We know her stylist was going for glam, but we're getting more over the hill slut from this look. Just sayin'.

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PLEASE FIX YOUR HAIR MY BABY LOVE

Holy fuck balls! Diana Ross aka the only one people care about from The Supremes was papped leaving her local CVS in LA recently and boy did it look different. The diva bitch looked more like a ghetto mole than an iconic superstar (debatable) and we can only wonder how many drugs she's got hiding in that bag. We know it's nearly 70 years old but for God's sake honey at least make an effort before you leave your crib.

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SINCE WHEN DID BRITNEY DRESS LIKE A MOM?

Britney Spears is still managing to judge talent on The X Factor USA without getting out an umbrella and stabbing a contestant, but her fashion choices appear to going a little downhill. The singer (we're being polite) was snapped arriving at auditions in Chicago recently and it looked like she'd become a mumsy 45 year old overnight. What's going on with the BAD hair and make-up lady? Even the dress and shoes ain't saving this mess of a look but at least she don't look nuts.

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I DREAMED A DREAM OF BEING HOTTER

Oh dear, poor Susan Boyle really does look like a hairy arsehole in drag doesn't she? The new money singer has gone on to earn millions so clearly she's having the last laugh, but we still don't get why she continues to look a total mess? The make-up, double chin and heinous outfit do not spell out diva, so she needs to sack the stylist (we're guessing it's her) and get some new clobber.

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JUDGING TALENT WHEN YOU HAVE NONE?

If we were auditioning on the The X Factor USA this summer, we'd frankly be offended if Britney Spears was critiquing us, cause let's face it she can't even stay in key whilst humming. The once queen of pop (sorry gays) was papped arriving at the press call to launch the new show and to be honest she looked a fuckin' state. Bitten finger nails that were actually bleeding, liver spots all over her chest, RANK blonde hair, a ruined complexion (note the hormonal chin acne), classic Britney WE syndrome (wonky eye) and last but not least her bushy eyebrows that are in DESPERATE need of some attention. Oh love, we think you checked out of the nuthouse a bit too early.

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