MONICA GELLER IS JUST A DISTANT MEMORY...

It makes us kinda said that Courteney Cox feels the need to do all this shit to her face cause she used to be so pretty. The former star of hit TV show Friends posted a pic to her Instagram account of her filming a new movie, so while that hair is most likely a wig those lips are very much hers (or not). It's like she's just been told her entire family died in an airplane crash and this is her expression of sadness. The frozen dead eyes and puffy fish lips are just awful and you'd think her "natural is the way" BFF Jennifer Aniston would at least say something.

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CADY HERON ARE YOU IN THERE SOMEWHERE?

We genuinely miss the days when Lindsay Lohan didn't look like an alcoholic housewife from Orange County cause we just don't recognize the woman above. The actress was snapped attending some shitty fashion show in China a while back and boy did she look rough. The usual bloated face and trout pout lips made an appearance and we're not sure what's going on with the front part of her hair cause it looks like straw. Poor old LiLo needs to look in the mirror cause for 27 she looks weird and haggard.

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WE DIDN'T KNOW SHAZZA WAS A GYPSY?

What the fuck has happened to the once attractive Sharon Osbourne? These days the money grabbing Jewish music manager is looking more like the Bride of Frankenstein than an aging woman. The cheap looking red barnet and puffy frozen face ain't a good look and it seems Shazza has taken her surgeries a few steps too far. Less is more lady!

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THE ADDAMS FAMILY HAVE ARRIVED PEOPLE

Back in the day Sharon Osbourne looked damn good for her age, but nowadays Shazza don't even look like herself. As for the daughter Kelly she's one big retro tranny mess who gives fashion advice...sorry we just can't even go there. What the fuck has Sharon done to her lips though cause it just looks like one massive trout pout people. There is a limit to what you should have done honey!

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KEEP YA EYES WIDE SHUT FOR THIS SHIT!

Nicole Kidman was once a beauty that graced our screens, but for some reason she felt different and had a fuck load of work done cause bitch was looking plain nasty the other day at a press junket. The money hungry actress who took Tom Cruise to the fucking cleaners was seen sporting some fuck off awful trout lips and just a bizarre face in general. Why in God's name did she do this to herself?

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DOES LILO LIVE NEAR A BEE FARM PERHAPS?

Oh honey, what have you done to yourself now? On top of the fact that Lindsay Lohan has got another new (and shit) movie coming out, bitch ain't looking too hot in the newly released trailer. The actress is seen in her new flick The Canyons opposite porn star James Deen (no joke) and she literally looks like she's about 38 as opposed to 20 fucking 5. We just can't deal with the trout pout, bloated face and double chin any longer, cause this bitch needs to get outta rehab pronto and get her shit together.

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HORSES ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS

What the fuck has this bitch done to her face? Chloe Sims from that crazy culture filled show TOWIE was seen exiting a night club in Essex (shocker) and it looked truly horrendous for her age. The actual horse teeth and orange skin would make most people run in fear, but we just don't understand why she wanted to make herself this fugly? We pity the guys she gives head to cause it can't be pretty.

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BIG ANG IS DEFINITELY HIDING A SAUSAGE

For a long time now we've suspected that Angela Raiola aka Big Ang was a fuck off Italian tranny cause bitch just looks horrendous day in day out. Anyway according to Ang she was born a chick and has only had a couple plastic surgery procedures. Erm can you smell bullshit too? The trashy reality star was seen at a book signing in New Jersey the other day and as expected it was sporting that nasty ass trout pout. So much is wrong here that we almost kinda love her, but you can't deny that it looks a fucking state.

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LISA WILL ALWAYS JUST BE A TV ACTRESS

Lisa Rinna is one of those actresses who will never migrate from TV and if she did it'd just be for a TV movie. The erm actress was papped leaving a gym in LA over the weekend and it looked like her lips had been stuck in a pool drain. On top of the trout pout her nips came out to play and were practically winking at the camera. Desperation has always been associated with this thing and we hope for her sake Days Of Our Lives doesn't get cancelled anytime soon.

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GOLDILOCKS DON'T WANNA AGE GRACEFULLY

Why oh why is Rose McGowan doing this to herself? It truly puzzles us as to what this bitch see's when she looks in the mirror, cause we're not seeing pretty at all. The piss colored hair, swollen face, trout pout and terribly unflattering ensemble made even the average LA girl look fashionable...yeah it's that bad. Surely when she looks back at old photos of herself she misses looking normal?

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CLEARLY IT GOT DRESSED IN THE DARK AGAIN

Oh dear honey. Poor old Lindsay Lohan just cannot catch a break when it comes to looking good lately, cause the former shit hot actress was seen boarding a flight at JFK and it looked like a ginga Miss Piggy gone wrong. It also appeared that she wanted to fuck PETA off by wearing a head to toe leather ensemble topped off with real fur. The double chin and lips are what really make this photo a classic though and we just don't understand PERIOD how bitch can think she looks good. We're anxious to see if LiLo gets thrown in the slammer so watch this space.

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EVEN MAKE-UP DOESN'T SAVE THE BITCH

Just when you think Lindsay Lohan can maybe pull it together and look good for the premiere of her new TV movie (embarrassing) Liz & Dick she turns up looking like a big ass hot mess. The actress (debatable) was snapped arriving at the airport in LA looking like a bloated alcoholic and didn't look much better a few hours later when walking the red carpet. The bloated face, fish lips and hooker dress just did nothing for her and once again we'd love to know what the fuck the stylist was thinking? Well if she can even afford one.

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MAYBE THE MUPPETS DO WITCHCRAFT?

What the fuck is happening to the once stunning Rose McGowan? The former Charmed hottie was papped shopping around LA recently and once again she looked like a puffy coke whore who had taken one too many trips to the local plastic surgeon. Why can't these LA bitches just get that growing old gracefully can work as long as you don't become dog rough or morbidly obese just cause the parts start drying up. We don't just mean the roles either.

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LILO WAS LOOKING SO GOOD TOO...

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is back to her old ways of looking like a big old mess, as the actress (pushing it) was snapped having a sneaky fag whilst chilling with friends in LA recently. What we can commend here is the hair cause it looks a hell of a lot better than that blonde mess it was sporting for way too long, but how can we excuse the double chin and droopy tits? Oh and is that a classy back tattoo we can see? The poor thing's just a state and for 25 years old she looks fucking horrendous. We want Cady Heron back!

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KEEP YA EYES WIDE SHUT FOR THIS

Although we'll admit it can act, we've never really been a huge fan of Nicole Kidman cause we think she's rather overrated. The actress was papped arriving at a premiere in Australia recently and her face looked a little suspect if you ask us. The ridiculously smooth (stretched) complexion, bee stung lips and inflated cheeks say to us that lady's had a little "dental work" recently. Now it ain't ugly or anything but she's not really looking her best these days. Can you say clinging onto your youth?

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NO WONDER OZZY LIKES A DRINK

Sharon Osbourne is best known for being married to the prince of darkness, but the bitch is also famous for her various cosmetic procedures. The music mogul (bully who's secretly insecure) was papped leaving her hotel in NYC over the weekend and it looked like a drowned rat with bee stung lips. Ain't it amazing what a hairdryer and some war paint can do for an old slapper these days? Anyway she doesn't look the worse we've seen her, but those lips just scream whale fat and they're not a good look.

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WONDER WHAT MONICA WOULD SAY?

Jesus. Okay we know that Courteney Cox is almost 50, but what the fuck has she done to her face? The former FRIENDS star was snapped arriving at a charity event in LA recently and she looked like a scary science project compared to the youthful Monica Geller she portrayed on the hit TV show. We get that the angle isn't flattering but c'mon there's no denying that she's pumping her lips full of shit. It just looks like a frozen corpse with a wonky nose and this is why women in Hollywood should take the natural route.

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