THE ADDAMS FAMILY HAVE ARRIVED PEOPLE

Back in the day Sharon Osbourne looked damn good for her age, but nowadays Shazza don't even look like herself. As for the daughter Kelly she's one big retro tranny mess who gives fashion advice...sorry we just can't even go there. What the fuck has Sharon done to her lips though cause it just looks like one massive trout pout people. There is a limit to what you should have done honey!

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BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FROM A STARSHIP

What the fuck does Nicki Minaj think she looks like is what we wanna know? The ghetto hit maker was papped doing an appearance at Macy's over the weekend and it looked like black deer caught in the headlights. We're not sure whether animals are living in her barnet, but her make-up is rivaling Katie Price and her nashers were looking fucking evil to say the least. In our dreams we're still waiting for the sing off between this bitch and Lil' Kim.

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THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN SAY

Lady GaGa has always striked us as a try hard that clearly got bullied for being Italian in high school, so it's no surprise that as a grown ass woman she dresses like a dickhead to get attention. The weird ass singer was papped leaving her hotel in Germany recently and she looked like a fucking idiot if we're honest. Just cause she's draped in vile couture sure as hell don't make her fashionable or cool in our eyes, but her fans or "little monsters" aka fags who like beaty music seem to eat this shit up like brownies. We're just waiting for her 15 minutes of fame to run out so she can go work in a deli in the East Village and spare the world of her fakeness.

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NO WONDER OZZY LIKES A DRINK

Sharon Osbourne is best known for being married to the prince of darkness, but the bitch is also famous for her various cosmetic procedures. The music mogul (bully who's secretly insecure) was papped leaving her hotel in NYC over the weekend and it looked like a drowned rat with bee stung lips. Ain't it amazing what a hairdryer and some war paint can do for an old slapper these days? Anyway she doesn't look the worse we've seen her, but those lips just scream whale fat and they're not a good look.

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FUNNY LADIES ARE INSECURE TOO

We have to admit that we LOVE good old Joan Rivers cause this lady knows how to rip into people good and deep. Anyway we've been getting masses of emails asking us to post a before and after on Joan so here ya go. To even our surprise she looked normal and somewhat attractive back in the day, but fast forward 30 years and you can see that she's been under the knife way too much. Now we know that Joan doesn't do things by halves, but she looks like a stretched liver sausage wearing a wig and it's not a good look. Still though, she does look good for 80 we have to say.

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DOES THIS THING HAVE LEUKEMIA?

Usually you'd think that losing 300 pounds would make a person more attractive, but in the case of STUNNER Perez Hilton it doesn't seem to have worked. Along with his new found and annoying as hell fake positive attitude to life (please bitch), he seems to have morphed into some sort of alien cause all the weight loss has made his head look fucked. Now we are pro-gay for sure, but for some reason he looks sick...like he has HIV or something?

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