WHEN WE SEE SONJA WE CUM HARD

Oh love, please just stay indoors and quit leaving your gaff cause you're giving us too much to write about. As usual EastEnders actress (stunner) Natalie Cassidy was snapped walking around London with some of her mates and she looked erm like she had special needs. For some reason we think she kinda looks like a drowned rat with downs. Loving the (fake) Gucci bag too Sonja. Her spokesperson told The Sizzling Mess: "Natalie doesn't wish to support the counterfeit industry and of course she'd love to buy a real one but money ennit."

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UNEMPLOYMENT DOESN'T AGREE WITH YOU

It's common knowledge that singer (Jabba The Hut extra) Christina Aguilera barely ever wears make-up, but we weren't ready for this shit. Nowadays, she does fuck all besides eat and judge talent on TV show The Voice, but to be honest we're ready for a new album once she's shifted that extra 50 stone. Xtina was papped leaving a restaurant (big surprise) with her latest fuck buddy (probably the waiter) and she looked rough as hell to say the least. We haven't got a clue what's going on with her hair either but it looks FUCKED. Urgh we know we've always said she should bring down the clown make-up a few notches, but now we get why she cakes it.

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MORE LIKE THE SEX FACTOR

Classy gal Tulisa Contostavlos (mouthful ennit) is not only pointless but cheap as fuckin' chips. The X Factor judge and former member of crappy band N Dubz recently leaked her own sex tape in order to help promote her shitty new single. The cheap tart can be seen on her knees doing what she does best (sucking cock) in the above pic and to be honest we're not really shocked. According to sources, there are several other unreleased sex tapes and in one Tulisa is apparently getting spit roasted and then farting out a creampie. The words lady and class spring to mind when thinking of this slapper for sure.

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BEST MAKE UP AWARD GOES TO...

Ah the CLASSIC beauty that is Pamela Anderson! We're kinda fucked off though cause after just looking at this pic of Pam we got Hepatitis C. The former actress (slapper with aids) was attending a luncheon in Beverly Hills in honor of the porn industry (we're being serious) and it looked like a clown that'd been gang raped and spat on. We don't know who's doing her make-up, but our best guess is she's volunteered to be a walking coloring book for her kids. The eyebrows are SO Kate Middleton dontcha think?

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JUSTIN MUST BE BLIND ENNIT

Even though Jessica Biel is allegedly an "actress", no one seems to know much about her or frankly give a shit. She was papped at a recent basketball game with new fiance Justin Timberlake...yuh huh we don't get what's wrong with his eye sight either. The poor bitch looked more like a cross eyed ball of hair with down syndrome than a Hollywood star. Whatever, we get that we're harsh but we have insecurities too and hating on dogs is our therapy.

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HOW DOES THIS GET WORK?

Sorry but "model" Eva Herzigova is just a rank looking European that fucked her way to the top. We honestly don't get how this bitch gets any work cause she's fugly as hell. On top of having mouth aids and a nasty mug in general, she decided to wear a flattering 20s style wig that really suited her. Urgh she should just move back to Slovakia cause her face offends us.

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CATWOMAN TO DOGWOMAN

If we were Halle Berry and reading this we'd be screaming FUCK MY LIFE cause we cannot believe it's become this rough lately. Anyway the STUNNING actress was snapped driving around LA and it looked unrecognizable to say the least. Her mouth is kinda grossing us out too cause it looks like a giant gaping anus. At least she covered her Brillo pad hair with a hat, but fuckin' hell love next time reach for some Revlon before you leave ya gaff.

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WE REALLY WANT 2003 BACK

Now wouldn't your parents be proud if you brought home a slapper dressed like Michelle Heaton circa 2003? We love pulling out vintage oldies and this one is so good we just couldn't resist. Our favorite part about the pic has to be the uber chic outfit and in particular the bang ON TREND red boots. Maybe they were Lisa Scott-Lee's hand me down's? Ouch that's gotta hurt love. Seeing this actually reminds how shit Liberty X were.

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MOVING INTO ANIMATION?

We can exclusively reveal (cause we made it up) that Kirstie Alley is in negotiations to lend her voice (not body) in the new movie adaptation of popular Facebook game Farm Ville. The actress (walking heart attack) has recently seen a rise in her popularity thanks to it's stint on Dancing With The Stars and according to sources she's so desperate for work she's even offered to voice the role of the pig. We've gotta say we love a fatty that can poke fun at themselves so we can't wait to see this shit.

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PRETTY WOMAN MY ASS

We bet the casting director for Pretty Woman will be shocked they selected Julia Roberts to play the lead role once they see this FLATTERING photo. The actress (retired housewife) was snapped whilst browsing a pharmacy in LA and let's just say the poor bitch has had FAR better days in the looks department. We've not seen much of old Julia recently, but we know she's up to her eyeballs with breastfeeding and looking after twins and erm being boring in general. Get hot again and show all these crappy actresses how it's done honey.

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WHERE YA BEEN SINCE DOUBLE JEOPARDY?

Fuck! It's been almost 15 years since Double Jeopardy graced our screens and since then it looks like star Ashley Judd has had some "dental work" done. The once natural beauty looked puffy, bloated and was dressed like a grandma during a recent TV appearance. We're not quite sure what's up with it's face, but according to her rep Ashley has been suffering from a "sinus infection". Oh of course, these are not the results of facial fillers gone wrong at all. Women that do this shit are proper desperate ennit.

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ALLY WOULD SUE THIS FOR LOOKIN' ROUGH

We've said this many times before but time really is a bitch and we're guessing that's exactly what Calista Flockhart thinks too. The actress (former anorexic) was papped at the grocery store in LA and she looked a world away from her character on Ally McBeal. The double chin, fuck off massive ear and rank hair just goes to show that money can't buy looks ennit. What the fuck is happening to all these celebs?

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EVEN HANNIBAL WOULDN'T EAT IT

Seeing this shit made us fuckin' choke we ain't gonna lie! Ginga actress Juliane Moore who is usually snapped looking a bit more red-carpet ready looked DOG rough as she walked her sprog around NYC over the weekend. It looked more like a fugly elf than a Hollywood actress and her facial expression makes us think she did a nasty fart and then sniffed it the dirty bitch. It never ceases to amaze us what a bit of warpaint can do ennit.

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1994 CALLED AND IT WANTS IT'S PERM BACK

Oh honey, what the fuck have you got on now? Mariah Carey was snapped vacationing in Aspen over the weekend and it looked like she'd got stuck in a time machine. Is it just us or does poor Mimi always looks cheap and tacky no matter what she wears? The perm, ON TREND outfit and weight gain just looked plain bad and we think it's about time she hired a stylist who isn't related to Stevie Wonder.

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TAKE IT DOWN LIKE A DOMINO

British singer Jessie J has gotta good set of pipes on her, but take away the warpaint and it's a different story. The common gal was snapped leaving a studio in London the other day and was almost unrecognizable. She's usually got her wig on, caked in slap and wearing some whoreish get-up, but on this occasion she looked like a wigga from Hackney. Nice eyebrows too love.

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COOK IT...DON'T FUCKIN' EAT IT

Ooo we can't believe how much Jamie Oliver has PILED it on lately. What's even more of a piss take is that the chef (food addict) was promoting healthy eating for kids whilst looking like a beached whale. We realize he's known as The Naked Chef, but we'd prefer if he'd keep his clothes on and that back fat covered up.

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LURCH HAS A "ROYAL" TWIN

Ooo it must've taken GUTS to leave ya gaff lookin' like this love. Socialite (coke whore) Tara Palmer-Tomkinson was once again papped leaving her drug dealer's flat and even by her standards it looked rough. We don't get why she always looks like she's been fucked a thousand times times and then spat on? The one eye blinking is just classic Tara at this point and we can't help but make a fuck off massive forehead remark. Her publicist will probably respond to these allegations with: "Tara has recently taken up aerobics and it's a perfectly normal thing to perspire more so than usual." Oh yeah aerobics MUST be the reason why she looks FUCKED all the time.

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WE'RE PISSED BUT SECRETLY HAPPY

Yes! Lindsay Lohan FINALLY decided to dye her hair back to it's natural ginga roots and she looks SOOO much better for it! Just compare this to our below post...it looks like a different person already. We secretly root for a lot of these celebs and The Sizzling Mess could be a lot more positive if they'd ALL get their shit together. The bitch is looking good for once (minus the fucked right leg), cause we're not even seeing any facial puffiness here. Now who the fuck do we write about?

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THIS NEEDS TO HAVE A WASH

Okay, so we will say that we're over the moon that Lindsay Lohan is making such great progress with her community service and all that shit, but what the fuck is going on with it's face? Lately she's looked like her head is inflated and we just wish she'd take her Porsche (thanks to the Playboy cheque) through the car wash and stick her fuckin' head out the window. To top it all off she wore a Miu Miu dress that she PAID for (low) and completed the look with SUBTLE bronzer and a lovely blue pedicure. Just lookin' at it's toe nails is making us gag. We're praying that the bitch gets her shit together and quick.

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WE BET PHEEBS IS WELL JEALOUS OF RACH

It must FUCK Lisa Kudrow off when she's flicking through Take A Break and she see's pics of Jennifer Aniston, cause it's pretty clear that she stole all the good genes from the cast of Friends. In comparison Jen looks STUNNING and as though she hasn't aged a day, where as Lisa (urgh common first name) looks DOG rough and haggard. Even though we do love a bit of Phoebe she has let herself go a little too much for our liking, and with all that Friends money in her Natwest savings account ya think she'd get a little botox ennit. If we were Lisa this pic would send us over the edge.

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TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME

Now we ARE aware that Bobby Christina Brown's mom (Whitney ennit) has recently snuffed it, so although this post may seem insensitive just remember that we're only hating on the way the poor bitch looks. Until iconic Whitney passed on no one knew about Bobby or frankly gave a shit, but it looks like she is loving the limelight now. According to sources, she's got lots of projects in the pipeline including a range of Diet Coke for former addicts, multiple "tell-all" books and a debut fragrance called I Have Nothing. Is it just us or does Bobby look like a ghetto Cabbage Patch Kid with AIDS?

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THE DEVIL WEARS FUR ENNIT

It took us a while to realize that it wasn't just the windy weather that was raping Anna Wintour, but she'd also been cream pied (not the dirty kind) by PETA protesters in Paris over the weekend. According to sources, the fur loving Vogue editor freaked out and yelled "No, too many calories!" as she wiped the Cool Whip off her face. The poor bitch looked like she'd been cummed on as she was snapped making a STUNNING facial expression. We really wanna chuck her a (fashionable) bale of hay to nosh on.

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HAVING KIDS RUINS EVERYTHING

Jesus, what a difference 8 years can make huh? Former pop star (even that's stretching the truth) Jessica Simspon who's 2 years pregnant was snapped walking around Miami the other day and it looked like the Incredible Hulk. The poor bitch looked like she was about ready to shit out her baby on the street and not only is her belly expanding...it looks like every fucking body part has gone up 10 sizes. Jess is clearly one of those mom's who takes advantage of the "eating for two" excuse, as it looks like no food is off limits for the funt (fat cunt). She's a right sneaky bitch too cause even though she's just holding a bottle of Perrier, we know for sure there are donuts waiting in the car.

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AIN'T NO OTHER CANDY BAR

We couldn't resist when we found this pic of singer (food addict) Christina Aguilera performing at the Michael Jackson tribute concert last summer. To be honest we're not that shocked that she's now using a Snickers bar as a microphone, but it does look a tad unprofessional doncha think? On a more positive note, we're loving everything about this look from the birds nest hair, drag make-up, pig nostrils, double chin and how we can we not notice her mouth, which was wide open in case some fans had treats for her. Them fat people are well devious ennit.

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LAST HOLIDAY WEARING THIS WE HOPE

Now we know she's never been someone who you'd associate with class or money, so we're not too shocked to see Queen Latifah lookin' ghetto whilst on the beach in Barbados. The funny lady picked a feminine one piece for her vacay, but we're surprised she's not wearing a Speedo seeing as she's a big fat lesbo...allegedly. We do love the neck/ear tattoo she's got though...it's just SO classy.

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XTINA HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME A PIG

We decided to spend our day lazing around and prank calling celebrities for fun, but when we called Christina Aguilera at her house (pigsty) she scared the shit out of us. The above clip is what we recorded and the way she answered her phone proves that she's no longer human.

DEFINITELY A PRODUCT OF DINA

The media (and us) give Lindsay Lohan a hard time, but let's face with Dina Lohan as a mom you're pretty much fucked from the start. We came across this vintage oldie of LiLo as a child and upon closer inspection we realized that she had a french manicure. The words classy, respectable and age appropriate definitely spring to mind, but to be honest we're not that surprised...just look at the mother.

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ELLE WOODS HAS AN UGLY TWIN

Ain't it shocking how much a blow dryer, bit of slap, some jewelry and a fancy frock can make you go from drab to fab. To highlight this point so perfectly we found this GREAT pic of actress (plain gal that got lucky) Reese Witherspoon while she was en route to the gym. Now we know she's always had alien-like forehead proportions, but it looks fuckin' rank from her side profile. Not much else we wanna say really cause we think the pic says it all...fuckin' dog.

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CAN'T NOBODY LOOK THIS ROUGH

Ooo we bet Kelly Rowland is PROPER fucked off that she got snapped lookin' like this the other day. The former Destiny's Child member (still clinging onto that fame) was pictured arriving at the airport in LA and let's just say the poor bitch has looked better. We're used to seeing it glammed up on The X Factor judging panel, but she looked like a cross between a monkey and a horse. We wish we'd been there cause we'd of ran up to her and yelled "Spaaaam" whilst we slapped her fuck off massive forehead. Bad times for Kel ennit!

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GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY WE SEE

Wowza! It really is a shame what insecurity and too much money can do to a middle-aged woman's face. Joan Van Ark from the classic TV show Knots Landing was snapped walking the red carpet at a charity event recently and IT looked like E.T. on smack. We can't decide if she looks 64 or not, but to be honest she just looks like a science project gone wrong. Sorry love but you look a fuckin' state and no man will wanna pork you with that face.

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WHOOPS NOW, I'VE GAINED IT BACK AGAIN!

Just when we thought Janet Jackson had finally beaten her femons (food demons) we found this pic of the whale leaving the doctor via the back entrance...most likely cause she couldn't fit through the front one. Anyway the ghetto version of Free Willy has been keeping her head low lately (in a bowl of Cheetos) cause she's apparently planning a come back next year. We can't imagine what that would consist of, but as a rough guess we'd say weight loss, press about the weight loss, new album, sell out tour and then back to eating her feelings again. We'd be willing to put money on that too.

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EVEN SYLVESTER DENIES IT'S EXISTENCE

Poor old (we mean ancient) Jackie Stallone is not lookin' her best these days. Sylvester's mama (great grandma) was snapped making a VERY flattering face while she walked the red carpet at a charity event in LA recently. Erm, well we don't really know where to start. Let's just cut the shit though, she looks like she's been embalmed but somehow still attending events. The clown make up, gypsy jewelry and whale lips do nothing to help her fucked up face one little bit. Having money is a curse when it allows you to do this kinda shit to yourself!

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WE BET THE FAMILY ARE FUCKED OFF

Ooo now this is low we gotta say, but who else but the National Enquirer (and now us) to publish the LAST ever photo of Whitney Houston lying in her casket. Upon closer inspection the inside of her casket has the word "Nippy" sewn into the silk. We wonder if she's chilly or summink?

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LILO FOR SNOW WHITE REMAKE?

Now we know it's just a rumor, but apparently actress (chubby drug addict) Lindsay Lohan is being tipped to play the lead in the new Snow White remake. Judging by her outfit in the above pic you'd think she was trying to impress producers, cause she looked like a bloated white mess whilst strolling through the airport over the weekend. That hair color is just so wrong on her and her pasty white face and fish lips do fuck all to help. Seeing as she's now a Playboy model, we wonder if she'll have a raunchy scene in the new flick and get fucked by all the dwarfs?

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THIS SHIT AIN'T PRECIOUS

We're shocked that we've managed to hold off from posting about actress (professional food taster) Gabourey Sidibe for so long, but this bitch is outta luck cause today we found this photo. Now we ain't saying it ain't talented but there is DEFINITELY a point between being just overweight and being a fat cunt. Gabby, you've even exceeded that point honey. The poor bitch was snapped at a recent charity event in NYC and it looked like a pile of whale shit in an orange tent. Is it just us or does she look like she's blind or trying to push out a turd in every photo? Maybe it's cause her eyelids are carrying so much excess fat they can't help but close. Whatever the reason this woman needs to get on a fuckin' diet and quick. Nice classy touch with the bra hanging out one side ennit.

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ALBERT SQUARE IS ASHAMED OF THIS

Classy gal Daniella Westbrook was snapped leaving her dealer's flat the other night in a glam (tacky) dress and it looked like a right slapper. The actress (glorified gypsy) is trying to get her career (shit we choked) back on track after becoming a crack addict a few years ago. It don't look too bad we know, but the hooker eyebrows, fucked up nose and whale lips looked a mess. The poor thing would get her conk fixed but money ennit.

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MISS PIGGY'S GOT COMPETITION

What the fuuuck is going on with Lindsay Lohan people? The actress (smack addict) was snapped walking around NYC the other evening and it looked a right state. We don't get why LiLo is still getting those RANK lip injections cause they're making the bitch look ridiculous. The white hair is also nasty and what's with the double chin and bloated facial features in every pic of her? Maybe it's a bit soon to make a Whitney reference, but surely by now we all know that a bloated face means they've got a spoon and a lighter hidden in their handbag. Wouldn't you all agree?

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SPENCER HAS AGED THIS FOR SURE

Holy shit, even we can't believe this is Heidi Montag! The former star from The Hills was snapped leaving a gas station in LA looking full on DOG rough. To be honest, we're actually shocked that she's got the cash to own a car what with her addiction to dental work (botched plastic surgery). Whatever she's been doing has clearly been taking it's toll cause it looks old, tired and bloated. Get rid of your LOSER husband girl and get down the gym.

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TOO MUCH OF NOTHING = SIZE ZERO

Poor old Vicky B aka Victoria Beckham is looking proper tired these days ennit. The mum of (we think it's around 5 sprogs now) was snapped looking VERY chubby at a recent event in NYC wearing a STUNNING dress. Now we gotta say that Mrs Beckham looks great most of the time, but this outfit was just a total mess. The "natural" tan, protruding collar bone (fucking rank) and oily skin looked a right state. On a more positive note, we hear that Posh is apparently dressing lots of stars for the Oscars. We can just picture it...baby Harper sucking silicone from one of her tits, while she sits at her sewing machine banging out couture till the wee hours of morning. Ah she's such an inspiration!

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W.E. AKA WANKERED ENNIT

Our best guess is that Madonna was thinking "fuck my life" when she got papped looking like this. The queen of pop (syphilis) was pictured arriving at the airport after her Super Bowl performance and it looked proper old ennit. We're not sure why Madge's cheeks look so sunken, but maybe she had jaw ache from giving so much head to get the gig in the first place?

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OH, HONEY PLEASE!

What the FUCK is happening to Lindsay Lohan? The bitch turned up to the AMFAR gala looking like her manager (slutty mom) Dina on smack, and it looked like it was ready for a porno cameo on That 70s Show. The bloated face, coke colored hair and whale lips are making us scream no, no, no! We literally cannot believe it's only 25 years old. Get your shit together LiLo!

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WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ENNIT

All joking aside, we are truly shocked and saddened by Whitney Houston's passing this afternoon. However, the above pics were the last to ever be taken of the star when she exited a nightclub on Thursday and let's face it, the poor thing looked like a coked-up mess. Does anyone else notice the pregnancy-like bump too? Such a wasted talent gone forever, our condolences go out to her family. RIP Whitney.

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IT'S NATURALLY SKINNY...HONEST

Over at The Sizzling Mess we don't usually waste our precious time writing about "waste of space" people such as Alexa Chung, but we just couldn't ignore the latest pics that surfaced. The talented "celebrity" who is best known for not eating was snapped arriving at the AMFAR gala in NYC and it looked like a right heffer. To compare, the pic on the left is from 2007 and we know her frame looks practically identical. Urgh just the sight of it's legs in 2012 is making us hurl, but what we don't get is why doesn't she eat? It's not like she's so successful and busy that's she's not got the time. We're gonna send her a t-shirt with the words "talentless and insecure" written on it for her birthday. We would of sent a cake but it's anorexic ennit.

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WE BET YOU'D GO BAAAM IF YA SAW THIS

Atlanta's "realist" housewife (divorced ghetto trash) NeNe Leakes looked a world away from her usual glam appearance on the hit Bravo TV show. We gotta say we do love a bit of NeNe cause the bitch could make a park bench laugh, but she was looking damn ROUGH whilst walking around NYC. The $5 hooker wig looked like a cow pie and we're pretty sure that even scarecrows have better quality hair. We secretly hope that Sheree Whitfield is reading this whilst laughing her ass off. Wonder if those earrings are paid for?

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CALL THE COASTGUARD

Yeah we're thinking the same as you...time is a right bitch. We genuinely did NOT make this photo worse than it is, so Pamela Anderson's make-up artist is either blind or hates the bitch. The former Baywatch star (slut with hepatitis) was snapped at a premiere in LA and it looked like coco the fuckin' clown. Didn't anyone tell Pam that pencil thin eyebrows were only for hookers? Oh wait, that means she's sporting the right trend though.

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PUT THIS IN THE BURN BOOK

It makes us feel SO old that Mean Girls came out 8 years ago, but the movie put actress Rachel McAdams (Regina the bitch) on the map and since then she's overtaken bloated coke whore LiLo who played the lead role. Wow, that shit must be embarrassing for Lindsay. Unfortunately it wasn't a good night for Rach, cause she looked like a fuckin' tranny with a massive head. We'd be proper fucked off and fire the make-up artist quickly. You just can't find the staff ennit.

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DON'T KNOCK THIS SHIT UP

Now when it's scrubbed up it looks rather tasty, but fuck us hard and cum on us, cause we can't believe Katherine Heigl is so fugly minus the war paint. The Grey's Anatomy star looks like an alien with Chinese eyes and rotten teeth, which is a world away from her usual glam red carpet appearance. All we can suggest is that she carries a bag around with her at all times...just in case.

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DENISE IS ON THE RIGHT TALK SHOW

What a classy gal that Denise Welch is huh? The mother and TV presenter (slapper from Manchester) got her baps out whilst in the Big Brother house and it looked a right fess (fucking mess). On top of the tranny make-up, rank tits and beer belly, she simply proved that she's always been the slapper we thought she was. According to inside sources, she also got spit-roasted whilst in the hot tub, but Big Brother had to edit this out as they thought it may be too risque to broadcast. It would have boosted ratings though surely? Oh well, we suppose seeing a pig get gang raped isn't that hot anyway.

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GENIE WILL NEVER FIT BACK IN THE BOTTLE

Why? All we wanna know is why Christina Aguilera continues to comfort eat, fake-tan, wear clown make-up and dye her hair a piss-colored shade of a blonde? It really did look like a walking whale in drag as it stepped out in Hollywood last night. The rumor mill is saying she's due to drop a new album (not another kid) very soon, but bitch needs to get her weight issues in check cause this sure as hell ain't gonna help her album sales. How many times have we gotta tell you Xtina...less is fucking more.

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SOME LIKE IT NOT

Dear oh dear, it looks like Natalie Cassidy still doesn't get that she should only leave her gaff with a bag over her head. The former Eastenders star was snapped walking around London with her daughter and once again it looked like a fucking tranny. The only new thing we noticed is her 20s flapper style haircut, although we have to say it looks fucking nasty and does nothing to make her face look less offensive. She would have plastic surgery but money ennit.

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