BRITNEY IS BECOMING A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Holy shit balls! What the fuck has happened to Britney Spears lately people? The pop star was snapped attending the People's Choice Awards the other night and the woman looked truly horrific. We're obviously being a tad dramatic but her piss colored hair, spotty complexion, drag make-up and botoxed appearance made her look like a total freak show. Someone needs to introduce this woman to purple shampoo cause she's in desperate need! Britney literally looked like an extra from the Real Housewives and that's being nice.

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SINCE WHEN DID BRITNEY DRESS LIKE A MOM?

Britney Spears is still managing to judge talent on The X Factor USA without getting out an umbrella and stabbing a contestant, but her fashion choices appear to going a little downhill. The singer (we're being polite) was snapped arriving at auditions in Chicago recently and it looked like she'd become a mumsy 45 year old overnight. What's going on with the BAD hair and make-up lady? Even the dress and shoes ain't saving this mess of a look but at least she don't look nuts.

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OVER THE HILL MIXED WITH DENIAL

We know it must hurt when Madonna looks in the mirror, but never before have we come across a celeb who is so desperately clinging onto their youth. The above images are from the Louis Vuitton campaign Madge fronted and let's face it they're practically identical. The whole thing just stinks of denial and if she thinks she looks remotely like the person on the right then she needs to take off those rose colored glasses. Reality doesn't lie though as she looked more like an old slapper in fancy dress. We're loving the open pores, wrinkly neck, liver spots and saggy arms. Age is a fuckin' bitch.

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W.E. AKA WANKERED ENNIT

Our best guess is that Madonna was thinking "fuck my life" when she got papped looking like this. The queen of pop (syphilis) was pictured arriving at the airport after her Super Bowl performance and it looked proper old ennit. We're not sure why Madge's cheeks look so sunken, but maybe she had jaw ache from giving so much head to get the gig in the first place?

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LIKE A VIRGIN WHO LOVES DICK

Yeah our first words were what the fuck too. We're not entirely sure what's up with the queen (slut) of pop's face, but it's pretty clear that she's had "some" work done to her NATURAL looking mug. Eternally youthful (she wishes the dog) Madonna was pictured in Venice at a movie premiere and to be honest she looked like a fuckin' clown in drag. The RESPECTABLE icon (slapper who loves cock) was rocking a bloated pig face with fish lips at the prestigious event and looked like mutton dressed as lamb. Who's she kidding with that crucifix round her neck...she's had more pricks than second hand dartboard. We're glad to see she's at least putting her wealth to good use and maintaining her roots. Classy gal as always!

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