LILO FOR SNOW WHITE REMAKE?

Now we know it's just a rumor, but apparently actress (chubby drug addict) Lindsay Lohan is being tipped to play the lead in the new Snow White remake. Judging by her outfit in the above pic you'd think she was trying to impress producers, cause she looked like a bloated white mess whilst strolling through the airport over the weekend. That hair color is just so wrong on her and her pasty white face and fish lips do fuck all to help. Seeing as she's now a Playboy model, we wonder if she'll have a raunchy scene in the new flick and get fucked by all the dwarfs?

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MISS PIGGY'S GOT COMPETITION

What the fuuuck is going on with Lindsay Lohan people? The actress (smack addict) was snapped walking around NYC the other evening and it looked a right state. We don't get why LiLo is still getting those RANK lip injections cause they're making the bitch look ridiculous. The white hair is also nasty and what's with the double chin and bloated facial features in every pic of her? Maybe it's a bit soon to make a Whitney reference, but surely by now we all know that a bloated face means they've got a spoon and a lighter hidden in their handbag. Wouldn't you all agree?

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WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ENNIT

All joking aside, we are truly shocked and saddened by Whitney Houston's passing this afternoon. However, the above pics were the last to ever be taken of the star when she exited a nightclub on Thursday and let's face it, the poor thing looked like a coked-up mess. Does anyone else notice the pregnancy-like bump too? Such a wasted talent gone forever, our condolences go out to her family. RIP Whitney.

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THIS GIVES DOGS A BAD NAME

Another day, another drug-fueled party for a waste of space. Ah the wonderful life of former IT girl (coke whore) Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. The desperate fame whore was snapped leaving her drug dealer's flat in London and she looked like a hooker that had been gang raped and spat on. She really needs to get her shit together and get that mess of a nose fixed. Like we said this bitch gives dogs a bad name. Actually we take that back cause that's offensive to dogs.

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ARE PLAYBOY TAKIN' THE PISS?

Well at least we all know that Photoshop is the reason Lindsay Lohan looks so good in her latest Playboy shoot. The actress (coke whore) was snapped arriving at court (what a fucking shocker) and she looked like Miss Piggy from The Muppets gone wrong. What the FUCK has she done to her face? The puffy cheeks, trout pout and double chin are a world away from her Parent Trap days. Never mind a deer, she looked like a fuckin' pig in headlights.

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FROM RIMMEL TO CLEARASIL

Could someone please get this bitch a bag to put over her head cause it's makin' us feel sick! Ultra DOG rough model (slapper) Kate Moss was pictured falling out of yet another drug filled club with her mates Tracey and Kayleigh the other night. Urgh just about everything in this photo is making us quiver with disgust. Kate's barnet looked like it was dragged through a hedge backwards and then cummed on, her skin was a right state (thanks to using Rimmel products) and her STUNNING nose was lopsided thanks to Mr. Cocaine! We can honestly say that we have no fucking idea how this bitch gets work.

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