MIRRORS MUST FUCKING HATE THIS FACE!

Jackie Stallone is one of those birds who we're not sure what they've done their whole life besides look fucking ugly. The mother of now irrelevant Sylvester was seen shopping in LA recently and even with a dab of slap it still looked horrific to say the least. Obviously this bitch has taken her plastic surgery addiction way too far, but it doesn't seem like she gives a shit. Who knows...maybe she likes looking like a corpse in drag?

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IS THE DEATH BECOMES HER POTION REAL?

Okay so we get that Jackie Stallone looks absolutely fucking horrendous, but for 90 shitting years old the bitch looks DAMN good. Well minus the FUCK OFF trout pout. The erm lazy bitch who rides on the fame of her son Sylvester was snapped walking the red carpet (without any help) at his latest movie premiere and there wasn't a liver spot in sight. We're still in shock that this bitch is 90 and not suffering from alzheimer's though to be honest. The whale lips, clown eyebrows and drag make-up ain't a good look, but it don't even look close to 90 that's for sure.

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EVEN SYLVESTER DENIES IT'S EXISTENCE

Poor old (we mean ancient) Jackie Stallone is not lookin' her best these days. Sylvester's mama (great grandma) was snapped making a VERY flattering face while she walked the red carpet at a charity event in LA recently. Erm, well we don't really know where to start. Let's just cut the shit though, she looks like she's been embalmed but somehow still attending events. The clown make up, gypsy jewelry and whale lips do nothing to help her fucked up face one little bit. Having money is a curse when it allows you to do this kinda shit to yourself!

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