ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER RANK PIC OF NAT

Poor old Natalie Cassidy can't catch a break and we're guessing she's our most featured celeb (pushing it), but let's face it there's good reason here. The former Eastenders actress was seen leaving a gym in London the other day and while her body was looking better, we just can't say the same for that horrific face. Yeah we get we're evil and we're insecure but they're anyway to package this thing up as pretty and cute. If we're honest we think mannish would be the most complimentary term we'd ever use to describe it on here. Still though the bitch is driving a Land Rover so we respect her a little more.

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PLEASE THROW OUT YOUR MAGIC MIRROR!

Oh honey no what the fuck do you look like now? Natalie Cassidy braved the cruel world we live in (courtesy of us) and stepped out to get some treats from her local offy the other. We ain't gonna lie but she really ain't easy on the eyes and we don't know what she was thinking with the glasses. She's probably a really nice girl but we really haven't got a clue what is is people.

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OH HELL NO, BITCH DIDN'T WEAR THIS OUT!

Natalie Cassidy clearly can't afford a laptop or phone with internet capability, cause if she'd done the sensible thing by reading The Sizzling Mess on a daily basis, she'd know it'd be best if she didn't step outside in anything besides a tent with 2 holes...maybe 3 if she felt lucky. Anyway the former Eastenders actress was papped living it up in Magaluf recently (classy bird) and she kindly revealed her saggy ass titties to the world. Does anyone else see that bruise on her thigh too? Looks like even bathing suits get offended by being put on this mess of a body. Ouch for Natalie ennit.

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WHEN IS THIS BITCH GONNA STAY INDOORS?

Poor old Natalie Cassidy never learns that whenever she steps out people are gonna hate on that mug. The broke actress was papped on a run (no joke) around London the other day and it looked rough as arse holes while pacing the pavement. Sporting her usual downs appearance complete with no make-up and rank Scouse brows it looked a right mess. We can't wait for the follow up fitness DVD cause it'll be a right laugh.

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OUR FACE IS TRULY OFFENDED BY THIS SHIT

Why is it that whenever we've eaten a full meal we have to stumble across a pic of downs dog Natalie Cassidy? The "actress" was seen getting her eyebrows tattooed on (like every classy gal does) and it looked fucking horrific whilst it was sat in the salon chatting away to most likely no one. Good old Sonja always pulls through with a car crash appearance and once again she didn't disappoint cause we're pretty sure this shit would turn our dog gay. We could literally sleep on it's forehead and don't get us started on the Lurch jaw.

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SURE LOOKS LIKE AN EAST ENDER STILL

Remember the dirty drug scum that was (and probably still is) Daniella Westbrook from classy TV show Eastenders? Well feast your eyes on the above trollop cause lady decided to finally put down her syringe and take her kid out for the day...to visit her dealer. We're not sure what's going on with that car crash of an outfit but at least bitch has got normal nostrils now.

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STACEY SLATER HAS GOTTEN ROUGHER

Lacey Turner who used to play common as muck Stacey Slater was recently snapped mucking out her driveway and looking rough as hell. The actress (holding laughter) is more likely to be found working a shift at New Look these days, as all the acting work appears to have dried up. Bad times for Lacey but you think she'd step out looking a little more camera ready no?

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THROW OUT THAT MAGIC MIRROR HONEY

Oh dear. Just when ya think you've seen it all from good ole Natalie Cassidy aka Sonja the down syndrome dog from Eastenders, she leaves her gaff and even makes the paps gag. The actress (pushing it) appeared to have invested in some new clown-like footwear cause they made her feet look fucking huge. It really is just a walking disaster, but we hate to be overly harsh on the poor girl cause let's face it God fucked this girl over.

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WHEN WILL SHE LEARN TO STAY INDOORS?

Why does Natalie Cassidy continue to leave her gaff when she knows she's just giving us more to write about? The "unique" looking soap star was snapped leaving a TV studio in London the other day and if we're honest she looked like a fuckin' alien. Her spam sized forehead is freaking us out, her bra is suffocating her baps and it looks like she was sewn into her jeans. We bet even Sonja would be shaking her head at the sight of this.

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BEST MAGAZINE FEATURE ANIMALS?

Okay we get that Cheryl Fergison's character on Eastenders is supposed to resemble a fugly pig, so we're slightly confused as to why a feature of the actress herself in Best magazine looks no different. Anyway the Two Ton Tessie was featured in the latest spread for the rag (sorry it's barely worthy of being called that) and she looked like a pig that'd robbed a make-up store. We can't really make out where her neck is either? Nice touch with the cleverly placed 50 meters of pink chiffon, but c'mon it really doesn't hide the fact that this bitch would eat your kid if she was hungry.

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WHEN WE SEE SONJA WE CUM HARD

Oh love, please just stay indoors and quit leaving your gaff cause you're giving us too much to write about. As usual EastEnders actress (stunner) Natalie Cassidy was snapped walking around London with some of her mates and she looked erm like she had special needs. For some reason we think she kinda looks like a drowned rat with downs. Loving the (fake) Gucci bag too Sonja. Her spokesperson told The Sizzling Mess: "Natalie doesn't wish to support the counterfeit industry and of course she'd love to buy a real one but money ennit."

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ALBERT SQUARE IS ASHAMED OF THIS

Classy gal Daniella Westbrook was snapped leaving her dealer's flat the other night in a glam (tacky) dress and it looked like a right slapper. The actress (glorified gypsy) is trying to get her career (shit we choked) back on track after becoming a crack addict a few years ago. It don't look too bad we know, but the hooker eyebrows, fucked up nose and whale lips looked a mess. The poor thing would get her conk fixed but money ennit.

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SOME LIKE IT NOT

Dear oh dear, it looks like Natalie Cassidy still doesn't get that she should only leave her gaff with a bag over her head. The former Eastenders star was snapped walking around London with her daughter and once again it looked like a fucking tranny. The only new thing we noticed is her 20s flapper style haircut, although we have to say it looks fucking nasty and does nothing to make her face look less offensive. She would have plastic surgery but money ennit.

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MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL...DON'T CRACK

Wow ultra fuckin' DOG rough Natalie Cassidy was looking like a cheap gypo at a recent charity event in Great Yarmouth. The unique STUNNER seems to get fuglier by the day, as we swear she didn't look this atrocious in her first post. We reckon she's gonna get snapped up to star in the new movie adaption of TV show My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding cause she certainly looks the part here. Every time we see her face we thank God that our mother wasn't raped by a dog in college either.

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FAR FROM MAGNIFIQUE

Urgh, this dog with downs is takin' the piss now cause she's left her house more than twice in one week. Natalie Cassidy was pictured leaving the gym (we're serious) in Manchester and IT looked a right FATE (fat state). We don't know who she's trying to kid with a top saying "magnifique" cause the dog is far from it. Her personal trainer who prefers to remain nameless revealed to The Sizzling Mess that she "brings Pedigree treats to most sessions" and on occasion when she finishes her cardio "gets on all fours and begs for a treat". What a fucking RANK handbag too.

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ALWAYS BE AN EASTENDER

Judging by the above pic of STUNNER Jessie Wallace it would seem that her stylist is either blind or hates her. She looked truly fuckin' DOG rough and it wasn't helped by the stupid bow in her hair, pencil thin (slapper) eyebrows and spider leg mascara. Urgh she looks like a cheap hooker who belongs back on Eastenders as a market stall owner. Doggg!

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SOLID SONJA

She really is spoiling us now by leaving her house twice this week, but here at The Sizzling Mess we never complain. Good ole Natalie Cassidy (Sonja) was once again photographed outside her (daily) Weight Watchers class wearing white (yes WHITE) capri pants, which did a FABULOUS job of flattering her slimline thighs. Wonder why she ain't shifted the baby weight yet? Perhaps she should look to Victoria Beckham for some diet motivation and just STOP eating. On a happier note, Nat is apparently being tipped to play the lead role in a West End adaptation of 2002 movie Dogville. We're gonna go out on a limb here and guess she's playing the dog.

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NAT'S MAGIC MIRROR

Okay, we don't mean to kick her while she's (or he's) down, but what the fuck does Natalie Cassidy have on? Gotta love a good 'ole bit of Sonja, but bless her she always seems to look DOG ROUGH whether she's a size 24 or 6. Anyhoo the MUNTER was spotted on her way to Weight Watchers in a floral Primark (most likely) jumpsuit and Gucci (replica) bag and she just looked SO chic! You been lookin' through them rose coloured glasses again love?

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