THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

The only reason we've never posted about Kelly Cutrone prior to this is because she's so fugly the photos never upload. We have however been able to compromise and alas as you can see above, the animated version of the fashion publicist (bitch who thinks she's important) looks scarily similar to the real thing. Someone really needs to tell this woman that getting your roots done and erm showering in general doesn't cost that much. In case you hadn't guessed that's Whitney Port, wait no Stephanie Pratt, or shit is it Lauren Conrad? Whichever bitch it's supposed to be, it's showing them pretending to work on the computer. Just like on The Hills.

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THIS NEEDS TO HAVE A WASH

Okay, so we will say that we're over the moon that Lindsay Lohan is making such great progress with her community service and all that shit, but what the fuck is going on with it's face? Lately she's looked like her head is inflated and we just wish she'd take her Porsche (thanks to the Playboy cheque) through the car wash and stick her fuckin' head out the window. To top it all off she wore a Miu Miu dress that she PAID for (low) and completed the look with SUBTLE bronzer and a lovely blue pedicure. Just lookin' at it's toe nails is making us gag. We're praying that the bitch gets her shit together and quick.

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AVID SUN BLOCK USER

Who'd have thought "supermodel" Kate Moss could be the next poster girl for sun block? Talk about sun damage love, urgh what a fucking MESS she is lately (last 10 years). We DO NOT understand how this EPIC dog lands so many advertising campaigns? Maybe it's her beautiful skin tone, glossy locks or perfect "white" smile that attracts? Forgive our sarcasm but we have to make a joke of her face cause otherwise we'll throw up. If ever a woman owed her success to Photoshop, it would HAVE to be Kate. It does however look like she's really taken care of herself over the years (containing laughter), but every time we see a photo of her we literally wanna force her to shower. Oh to be a supermodel.

[Image via GOFF]