WE'RE NOT SURE IF SHE'S STILL PREGGERS?

Adele is one of those birds who scrubs up super well for awards shows, but in her downtime she can look rough as shit. The rich as fuck singer was snapped running errands in London with her new sprog and it look rough bless her. We get that she's tired and her tits are sore, but brush her hair and swap that KFC for salad once in a while love. At least she's wearing trainers but we still can't picture this working out.

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TIME TO GET YOUR JAW WIRED UP HONEY

Oh no honey as if you left your gaff looking like this again. Lauren Goodger just never seems to learn and you think after getting the boot from TOWIE for being too fat she'd learn, but the woman still continues to stuff her fat face. What's more embarrassing is that the bitch ain't even 6 months along or anything...she's just that fucking obese. Next time stay away from dresses made out of elastic cause nobody want to see those rank curves hugged love.

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THIS MOUTH WAS MADE FOR EATIN' MORE LIKE

Okay it's officially a fact that kids just ruin everything and the proof here is the mess that former hot slut Jessica Simpson has become since shitting her sprog out. The country singer (fat ass shoe designer) was seen spending time with her daughter who is responsible for the whale we now see before us and boy did it look different. The bloated face and double chin really should be enough for her to realize that eating is totally off limits after birth if you want to be socially acceptable again, and we're guessing her earrings are so large because they contain emergency treats in case Jess gets peckish whilst out. It's times like this when we think pro-anorexia truly is the way.

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BUFFY WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH THIS NOW

Alyson Hannigan as we're sure you all know has recently had a baby, but the main issue here is that she still hasn't lost any of the baby weight since shitting it out. It's such an atrocious level of effort for a celebrity right? Okay we're clearly being a tad sarcastic here, but c'mon you could basically fuck Willow Summers in the chin now and it ain't hot. The actress was papped pushing her stroller round the streets of LA whilst in search for work, as according to industry sources she's become too disgusting and obese to get roles. Again this is sarcasm for all you dry fuckers who take us too seriously. Basically the point we're trying to get across here is that she's a ginga mess who needs to sort herself out.

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LIZZIE MCGUIRE'S PILED IT ON

Like we've always said, time and having kids is a bitch to the female form. Hilary Duff recently shat out her kid and was papped leaving the gym (believe it or not) the other day in LA. Now we know that she's clearly got about 200 pounds more to lose, but she still looks solid as a fucking rock. Is she serious about her career or not cause good ole Vicky B was back to a size zero an hour after labor?

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NEVER MIND BILL KILL UMA

Uma Thurman is someone we've never quite understood and we find it especially confusing that she became a successful actress cause let's face it she's plain as fuck. Anyway the STUNNER was papped walking the streets of NYC in an outfit even Stevie Wonder would judge. It looked more like a boho lesbian than a Hollywood actress and although she's preggers, surely there are more flattering maternity outfits? We won't say too much about the father but let's just say he's a billionaire businessman. Crafty bitch knows exactly what she's doing if you ask us.

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HAVING KIDS RUINS EVERYTHING

Jesus, what a difference 8 years can make huh? Former pop star (even that's stretching the truth) Jessica Simspon who's 2 years pregnant was snapped walking around Miami the other day and it looked like the Incredible Hulk. The poor bitch looked like she was about ready to shit out her baby on the street and not only is her belly expanding...it looks like every fucking body part has gone up 10 sizes. Jess is clearly one of those mom's who takes advantage of the "eating for two" excuse, as it looks like no food is off limits for the funt (fat cunt). She's a right sneaky bitch too cause even though she's just holding a bottle of Perrier, we know for sure there are donuts waiting in the car.

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VINTAGE BRITTERS

No, the above photo is not a Teen Mom cast member, but it's Britney Spears back in her ultra hot mess days! We kinda miss the crazy Brit that carried an umbrella instead of a Juicy Couture clutch...please come back! How classy do her press-on nails, Ed Hardy top and track suit look? She looked slightly preggers when this was taken, but it could just be the fact that she was morbidly obese at the time. Let's just hope it was the latter seeing as she was puffin' away on her Marlborough Lights!

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