We really don't get why the BEAUTY that is
Pixie Geldof is famous either. Well besides being
Henry Holland's underage
fag hag, but hey we enjoy educating our reader(s). The poor-man's version of
Kelly Osbourne (and that is LOW) was seen arriving at the
Glamour Awards in
London (amusingly ironic) and IT looked like a
Chinese lesbian. We ain't got a clue as to how this heroin addict lookin' MESS (allegedly) got her hands on an invite, but we're happy she at least ditched the
Doc Martens for the (fancy) event. Hope she didn't get home too late what with her HECTIC "career" and all.
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GOFF]
British singer Jessie J has gotta good set of pipes on her, but take away the warpaint and it's a different story. The common gal was snapped leaving a studio in London the other day and was almost unrecognizable. She's usually got her wig on, caked in slap and wearing some whoreish get-up, but on this occasion she looked like a wigga from Hackney. Nice eyebrows too love.
We really don't get why the BEAUTY that is Pixie Geldof is famous either. Well besides being Henry Holland's underage fag hag, but hey we enjoy educating our reader(s). The poor-man's version of Kelly Osbourne (and that is LOW) was seen arriving at the Glamour Awards in London (amusingly ironic) and IT looked like a Chinese lesbian. We ain't got a clue as to how this heroin addict lookin' MESS (allegedly) got her hands on an invite, but we're happy she at least ditched the Doc Martens for the (fancy) event. Hope she didn't get home too late what with her HECTIC "career" and all.