MIRRORS MUST FUCKING HATE THIS FACE!

Jackie Stallone is one of those birds who we're not sure what they've done their whole life besides look fucking ugly. The mother of now irrelevant Sylvester was seen shopping in LA recently and even with a dab of slap it still looked horrific to say the least. Obviously this bitch has taken her plastic surgery addiction way too far, but it doesn't seem like she gives a shit. Who knows...maybe she likes looking like a corpse in drag?

[Image via COLEMAN-RAYNER]

WE BET THE FAMILY ARE FUCKED OFF

Ooo now this is low we gotta say, but who else but the National Enquirer (and now us) to publish the LAST ever photo of Whitney Houston lying in her casket. Upon closer inspection the inside of her casket has the word "Nippy" sewn into the silk. We wonder if she's chilly or summink?

[Image via NATIONAL ENQUIRER]