WHY OH WHY DO GAYS CARRY BIRKIN BAGS?

Ew we really can't bare to look at the above snap of Johnny Weir too much cause it totes grosses us out and we ain't homophobic but he just looks wrong on so many levels. First he needs to figure out if he even wants to be a dude cause those thighs are rivaling Vicky B's pins and the boots, bag and eyebrows (oh the eyebrows people) just make us cringe inside. We just don't get what it is people?

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LOOK IT'S THE MAD HATTER GONE WRONG!

How the fuck can Perez Hilton be judgmental when he looks like a fucking butters tranny? The bitchy queen was seen filming something for his crappy blog in LA the other day and calling it ugly would be a fuck off huge understatement. We just don't know what it is people? Even though it's lost 20 stone there's still button strain, moobs and belly rolls. This queen just makes our stomachs turn if we're honest.

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THE AWARD FOR UGLIEST COUPLE GOES TO...

Beth Ditto is kinda cool in the way that she really doesn't give a shit about fashion or having a healthy heart, but on the other hand she's just an obese pig. The lead singer of Gossip was seen attending some shit event with an Asian queen for a date and the pair of them looked truly butters. If you look too closely it looks like he's gonna eat you and we don't understand why Valentino agreed to dress Beth unless she paid for the shoes herself. Is it just us or do you think Jessie J would look like this if she was obese too?

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LOOK AWAY, YOU'LL CATCH HIV PEOPLE!

We are not we repeat NOT homophobic for anyone out there who's too sensitive, but when this munter of a being aka Perez Hilton left his gaff the other night to attend some shite event we just had to make it a post. Sorry but it should actually be illegal to look this ugly and he literally looked like he was carrying the HIV virus. To think that this has adopted a kid too...the poor thing don't stand a chance.

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THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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BEST MAKE UP AWARD GOES TO...

Ah the CLASSIC beauty that is Pamela Anderson! We're kinda fucked off though cause after just looking at this pic of Pam we got Hepatitis C. The former actress (slapper with aids) was attending a luncheon in Beverly Hills in honor of the porn industry (we're being serious) and it looked like a clown that'd been gang raped and spat on. We don't know who's doing her make-up, but our best guess is she's volunteered to be a walking coloring book for her kids. The eyebrows are SO Kate Middleton dontcha think?

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