THIS SHIT AIN'T PRECIOUS

We're shocked that we've managed to hold off from posting about actress (professional food taster) Gabourey Sidibe for so long, but this bitch is outta luck cause today we found this photo. Now we ain't saying it ain't talented but there is DEFINITELY a point between being just overweight and being a fat cunt. Gabby, you've even exceeded that point honey. The poor bitch was snapped at a recent charity event in NYC and it looked like a pile of whale shit in an orange tent. Is it just us or does she look like she's blind or trying to push out a turd in every photo? Maybe it's cause her eyelids are carrying so much excess fat they can't help but close. Whatever the reason this woman needs to get on a fuckin' diet and quick. Nice classy touch with the bra hanging out one side ennit.

[Image via AP]

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL...DON'T CRACK

Wow ultra fuckin' DOG rough Natalie Cassidy was looking like a cheap gypo at a recent charity event in Great Yarmouth. The unique STUNNER seems to get fuglier by the day, as we swear she didn't look this atrocious in her first post. We reckon she's gonna get snapped up to star in the new movie adaption of TV show My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding cause she certainly looks the part here. Every time we see her face we thank God that our mother wasn't raped by a dog in college either.

[Image via FLYNET]

LOOK WHO'S EATING STILL

Oh dear, Kirstie! This pic just makes us sad cause after around 500 failed attempts to lose weight (that's gotta leave some stretch marks), Kirstie Alley is still fucking morbidly obese. The attractive fatty was seen at the launch for Tena Lady incontinence towels (piss pads) for women who are too lazy to go to the bathroom. It brings a smile to our faces when we look at her double (endless) chin that resembles a baby's ass and let's not forget those bloated pig lips. For fucks sake love, just put down the doughnuts and get that mammoth jaw wired up fast.

[Image via BIG PICTURE]