MR GRAVITY EVEN HATES ON 60'S ICONS!

Twiggy used to be known for her waif like figure and big eyed appearance, but fast forward 40 ish years and you can see that we do in fact live in a cruel world. The former model was seen running errands around London and although we know she's not 20 anymore the woman looked rough. At least brush your hair and lift the chin up when you know there's paps around.

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN 60 YEARS OLD?

Okay so we know that it's totally unfair to follow an Adele post with someone this hot, but y'all can't deny that Christie Brinkley is one smokin' hot bitch considering the woman is 60 years old! The supermodel was papped walking the pink carpet at an event for Barbie (she doesn't look THAT young) and lady was a force to be reckoned with. She flaunted her shit hot curves in a slinky Victoria Beckham number and we literally think she had the carpet sweating. Who in God's name is this woman's plastic surgeon?

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CARINE ROITFELD DEFINITELY NEEDS A RAISE!

Mila Kunis really is one of those birds that needs make-up cause without it she looks dog rough and that's being kind. The actress was the face of Dior accessories not so long ago and it seems stylist Carine Roitfeld has magical powers cause she turned her from a pig into a swan judging by the above snaps. It really is shocking that this is even the same person and just proves how much celebs rely on slap these days.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID JUDE SEE IN THIS MESS?

It's kinda hard to believe that in her early days Sadie Frost was a model who earned thousands per day cause just the other day it stepped out and looked like a dog that'd been raped and cummed on to say the least. The gold diggin' slapper was papped at the launch for some new shitty kitchen range she'd designed and the poor bitch looked like a tired drag queen. We really can't imagine Jude giving this bitch one cause let's face it, she's plain as fuck and looks rough as arse holes. Granted she's probably a great mother to all her kids (who have different fathers) but pretty woman she ain't.

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ANOREXIA CAN SUIT SOME PEOPLE YOU KNOW

Okay so the bottom line is that Lara Flynn Boyle used to look good back in the day and now it's just a botched surgery mess. Do you all remember the ballerina look she rocked at the Golden Globes? Oh how we miss those good old Calista days. Anyway the former model was seen running errands around LA recently and she was almost unrecognizable if we're honest. Gone were the razor sharp cheekbones and dewy complexion and in their place sat a rather puffy and chubby looking thing. These days she's looking more like an over the hill hooker rather than an ex-supermodel.

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EXERCISE WON'T FIX THIS SHIT HONEY

Alicia Douvall is one of those gals who's famous for doing fuck all besides being a slut. The former models (yeah right) was papped running around her local park in London and it certainly doesn't photograph well these days that's for sure. The trout pout, bloated face and balloon tits just don't work when you're like 60 years old. It's kinda embarrassing to look this bad and be totally irrelevant.

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HOW WAS THIS A FRICKIN' MODEL PEOPLE?

This actually makes us kinda sad to see Janice Dickinson looking like she's left her retirement home for the afternoon to go play bridge with the girls, but no you're eyes ain't fooling you she really does look that fucking awful and may we stress old. The former model (shocker) was seen leaving her local market in Malibu and the bitch had either smuggled kids into the country or she'd had a fuck off nasty perm. To top it all off, the stretched skin and puffy lips just make her look even more desperate to stay young and it's really not hot. When will these LA dummies learn that less is more?

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SO THIS IS HOW IT BROKE INTO ACTING

Why are we not surprised that the younger Judi Dench (containing laughter) Emma Watson kickstarted her acting career by getting on her knees and sucking cock? Okay so we're obviously dreaming, but is it wrong that we kinda wish this was true so people would get how much of a joke this girl is for once? On top of retaining many ape-like features, having zero acting chops and being as stiff as the dick she's holding whilst on the screen, it baffles us as to why she keeps getting offered roles. If her fans don't agree that her work ain't ever gonna cure cancer, then they're just as deluded as Emma is about her abilities.

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WHO IS THIS BITCH TRYING TO KID?

Oh ain't Alexa Chung just the picture of health! Now the only thing that pisses us off more than a wannabe fashion icon, is one who actually believes they're relevant. The triple size zero "model" (dickhead) was papped walking the streets of NYC recently with what appeared to be a packet of Cheetos and a can of Coke in her hand. Erm sorry but is this bitch having a laugh? If it's weight is anything to go by then the only coke this thing has seen is the type that you keep on a CD case. Oh and holding a packet of chips is like calling us all fucking idiots. Did we mention that we're not really a fan?

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DOES MOSSY HAVE AN UGLY TWIN?

Without the use of Photoshop "models" like Kate Moss would frankly have no career. The coke whore was snapped arriving at the airport in London recently and it looked fucking DOG rough. Can you even believe that she's capable of looking like the photo on the left without FUCK loads of retouching? It's like she has a head transplant for every print ad she does, cause there ain't no way in hell Mossy can scrub up this well compared to her unfortunate reality. Rank skin, flat hair, crooked teeth and wrinkles galore doesn't really make us think of a supermodel.

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DID CHRIS BROWN HIT THIS TOO?

Tyra Banks is the rich bitch creator of America's Next Top Model who laughs all the way to the bank. Now being a former model herself you'd think she'd of looked in the mirror before leaving her gaff, cause she looked like an extra from the ghetto version of Star Trek. Oh and the Chris Brown makeup technique aka two black eyes belongs on a drag queen. We're pretty sure we could park a car on her forehead too.

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CALL YA NEW PERFUME HAPPY SLAPPER?

Good old Jordan aka Katie Price (she thinks it's classier) was snapped arriving at the launch for her new butt plug line and it looked like a Fanta bottle with chlamydia. We'll be nice and say her hair actually looks okay, but the fucking scouse brows, whale lips and clown make up make her look like a cheap drag queen. We can't believe it's only 30 too...what the fuck has she done to herself?

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HOW DOES THIS GET WORK?

Sorry but "model" Eva Herzigova is just a rank looking European that fucked her way to the top. We honestly don't get how this bitch gets any work cause she's fugly as hell. On top of having mouth aids and a nasty mug in general, she decided to wear a flattering 20s style wig that really suited her. Urgh she should just move back to Slovakia cause her face offends us.

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WHY YOU SHOULD START BOTOX AT 18

Ooo faded 60s iconic model Bridget Bardot has NOT aged well at all. We felt like being a bit "deeper" with today's post hence why we included this dog no one cares about, but nevertheless she was someone 500 years ago. Although we wouldn't of said no to her back in the day, she was a bit gap toothed for our liking. Anyway fast forward to 2011 and it looks like everyday is Halloween for the poor bitch. The birds nest hair, witch make up and fuckin' rank skin are horrific and we bet she's wishin' she paid a visit to a surgeon years ago. Growing old gracefully is perfectly fine, but when you lose your necklace in your neck folds it's just plain fuckin' nasty.

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I'M REALLY NOT INSECURE...HONEST!

Holy shit balls! What the ACTUAL fuck has Jodie Marsh done to herself? The former glamour model aka poor man's Jordan (urgh that is low) has now turned to female bodybuilding to make a living and IT looks fucking horrific. Aside from looking like an Ethiopian tranny with a six pack, Jodie has just ruined the semi-nice figure she once had. We kinda feel sad for her cause she's deluded if she thinks she looks even close to good.

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FROM RIMMEL TO CLEARASIL

Could someone please get this bitch a bag to put over her head cause it's makin' us feel sick! Ultra DOG rough model (slapper) Kate Moss was pictured falling out of yet another drug filled club with her mates Tracey and Kayleigh the other night. Urgh just about everything in this photo is making us quiver with disgust. Kate's barnet looked like it was dragged through a hedge backwards and then cummed on, her skin was a right state (thanks to using Rimmel products) and her STUNNING nose was lopsided thanks to Mr. Cocaine! We can honestly say that we have no fucking idea how this bitch gets work.

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WHO SAYS YOU NEED TALENT?

There MUST be something wrong with Katie Price's head, cause what the ACTUAL FUCK does she think she looks like? The model (slut with herpes) was pictured promoting her new range of iPods that are shaped like cocks and vibrate. It looked like a human Barbie doll with chlamydia and her drag queen make up, RANK tits and clown eyebrows just pushed the look over the edge. Lucky male fans (and probably female too cause she's a whore) also had the chance to play with her tits for 2 minutes in exchange for a tenner. To be honest we think she should lower her price.

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THE SOCIAL CLIMBING GISELE

We love a good Real Housewives binge, so who better to hate on other than Real Housewife and "supermodel" aka deluded transvestite Alex McCord. Since her (his) debut on the Real Housewives, the fugly social climber has done nothing except OFFEND us continually with her "unique" bone structure. C'mon let's be real, this thing is so far beyond deluded it's ridiculous. Still, we're guessing she's giving model agencies all over New York something to laugh about. Replace all the magic mirrors in your "classy" Brooklyn townhouse (Alex & Simon are secretly embarrassed they can't afford a brownstone in Manattan), buy some new ones (don't forget to peel off the protective film), study yourself without barfing, and then next season just admit you're fugly and OWN it like Oprah.

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