HEARING MY BONES CLICK MAKES ME HAPPY!

You know that Alexa Chung is just a fame hungry half Chinese chick who loves king prawn fried rice but won't ever eat the fucker. The former T4 presenter (she wants people to forget about that) was snapped having a crafty fag after yet another day of starvation on the streets of Brooklyn and boy did the bitch look ill. It must be so tiresome being such a trendsetting NYC hipster, so we're guessing she just doesn't have time to eat? Oh and FYI Alexa, you're from Hampshire or somewhere in China so it doesn't really work love. Either cover up those rank legs or just admit you know how many calories are in toothpaste cause everyone knows you're fat inside. Oh and if there's an annoying PC person reading this, we ain't racist cause we had a Chinese last night.

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HOW DOES THIS DESIGN WEDDING DRESSES?

Vera Wang always seems to look dog rough so it was no surprise when she was recently papped at a charity event in NYC looking like a malnourished Asian toddler. The "rolling in it" designer (The Grudge extra) who rode on the coat tails of her billionaire oil tycoon father has certainly inherited some fugly ass looks and those legs are just making us hurl. We don't know why but for some reason she just pisses us off and we wouldn't be shocked if she had some soy in her pocket cause let's face it that's all this bitch is living on.

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IT'S NATURALLY SKINNY...HONEST

Over at The Sizzling Mess we don't usually waste our precious time writing about "waste of space" people such as Alexa Chung, but we just couldn't ignore the latest pics that surfaced. The talented "celebrity" who is best known for not eating was snapped arriving at the AMFAR gala in NYC and it looked like a right heffer. To compare, the pic on the left is from 2007 and we know her frame looks practically identical. Urgh just the sight of it's legs in 2012 is making us hurl, but what we don't get is why doesn't she eat? It's not like she's so successful and busy that's she's not got the time. We're gonna send her a t-shirt with the words "talentless and insecure" written on it for her birthday. We would of sent a cake but it's anorexic ennit.

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GET THIS BITCH A BURGER

Where the fuck do we start? Vera Wang who arrived in the US almost 100 years ago, now has a huge multi-million dollar wedding dress empire under her belt. However, in recent years she's kept on losing more and more weight to the point where she looks like a walking corpse. We know it's not the prettiest crayon in the box, but her arms are making us fuckin' hurl and we don't get why she used her hallway chandelier as a necklace in the above pic. She should really expand her diet beyond soya sauce smoothies and pile on a few pounds ennit. We wonder if it barks first thing in the morning?

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WEDDING DRESSES TO CHOW MEIN

Wow, isn't bridal wear designer (glorified Chinese take-out owner) Vera Wang just the picture of health? The walking corpse's skeleton could be heard clicking as she walked around NYC with fellow media whore Kim Kardashian. We always thought Vera was a lady boy, but that erect cipple (Chinese nipple) may prove to us that it is in fact a woman (dog). To be honest the only thing we have to say about her is that she really is a fucking MUNTER of a being. At least it finally looks like good ole Vicky B has got some competition as to who can live off drip food the longest.

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