HAS THIS BITCH GONE AND GAINED WEIGHT?

It really pisses us off that all these lame ass fashion blogs and online showbiz sites diss the fuck out of a hot bitch who rocks up in a nasty dress to an awards show, but when mammoth Gabourey Sidibe shows up they all decide to be nice and fake. Please say you agree or even know what we're taking about cause if not you're an idiot too...vent over. Anyway the human version of Free Willy was papped walking the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night and while bitch looked kinda nice in the dress, she just looked like the ghetto version of Octomom. We love her as an actress and she's super cute but fuck does it need to lose a shit load of weight otherwise bitch gon' die. When your arms look more at home in a kebab shop action needs to be taken. Just sayin'.

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PRECIOUS COULD LITERALLY EAT RUSSIA

Okay so we get that Gabourey Sidibe is a really good actress and she's got the whole cuteness appeal, but fuck does the bitch have nasty figure. The star was papped filming scenes for her latest stint on American Horror Story in New Orleans recently and it looked like she'd ballooned even more...we guess pigs can fly. Seriously though it's waaay unhealthy for her to be this fat and the woman ain't even got small ankles or anything...it's fucking huge everywhere. Please stop eating Gabby cause you're gonna put yourself in an early grave!

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THIS SHIT AIN'T PRECIOUS

We're shocked that we've managed to hold off from posting about actress (professional food taster) Gabourey Sidibe for so long, but this bitch is outta luck cause today we found this photo. Now we ain't saying it ain't talented but there is DEFINITELY a point between being just overweight and being a fat cunt. Gabby, you've even exceeded that point honey. The poor bitch was snapped at a recent charity event in NYC and it looked like a pile of whale shit in an orange tent. Is it just us or does she look like she's blind or trying to push out a turd in every photo? Maybe it's cause her eyelids are carrying so much excess fat they can't help but close. Whatever the reason this woman needs to get on a fuckin' diet and quick. Nice classy touch with the bra hanging out one side ennit.

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