WHO KNEW THIS BITCH COULD GET LOWER?

Just when ya thought that Katie Price had stooped to her lowest to shift copies of yet another shite book, the skank ho bitch put on some panto clobber with her new gold diggin' fuck buddy at her latest launch and the woman looked a fucking mess. What we'd love to know is who buys the shit she keeps putting out? Surely anyone that can actually read above 3 year old level doesn't care about this slut?

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HOW DOES THIS HAVE THE X FACTOR?

Tulisa Contostavlos has been very lucky in her career cause let's face it, she's a cheap slapper who lacks talent and sucks cock. The trashy slut was papped leaving a club in the wee hours and it looked as though her hair had been pissed on if we're honest. Not too sure if she's got the figure for high waisted denim hot pants either. Oh and those nails are making us quiver.

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THIS WOULDN'T ACTUALLY SURPRISE US

What is it about Katie Price that always looks so cock ready? Is it cause she looks like a $2 whore in drag or does it have something to do with the fact that she (allegedly) just launched her own line of dildos? We'd be willing to put money on the fact that she was born on all fours sucking off the doctor who delivered her. At the end of the day, you gotta love the girl cause even though she's a cheap as chips slapper with syphilis, she's a smart businesswoman who laughs all the way to the bank...with a cock up her arse.

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YOU CAN'T TAKE ESSEX OUT THE GIRL

Ooo now we'll try not to be too harsh, but TOWIE star Lauren Goodger looked EVIL whilst walking around (shocker) Miami on vacay recently. We never realized how fucking massive the bitch's thighs were...she's built like a brick shit house. In fact the room we're in just shook and we're not even in Miami. Maybe lay off the pies for the next 2 years and and cover up a bit more whilst you're away. We hear that tents are currently on sale at Walmart.

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MORE LIKE THE SEX FACTOR

Classy gal Tulisa Contostavlos (mouthful ennit) is not only pointless but cheap as fuckin' chips. The X Factor judge and former member of crappy band N Dubz recently leaked her own sex tape in order to help promote her shitty new single. The cheap tart can be seen on her knees doing what she does best (sucking cock) in the above pic and to be honest we're not really shocked. According to sources, there are several other unreleased sex tapes and in one Tulisa is apparently getting spit roasted and then farting out a creampie. The words lady and class spring to mind when thinking of this slapper for sure.

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WE REALLY WANT 2003 BACK

Now wouldn't your parents be proud if you brought home a slapper dressed like Michelle Heaton circa 2003? We love pulling out vintage oldies and this one is so good we just couldn't resist. Our favorite part about the pic has to be the uber chic outfit and in particular the bang ON TREND red boots. Maybe they were Lisa Scott-Lee's hand me down's? Ouch that's gotta hurt love. Seeing this actually reminds how shit Liberty X were.

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DEEPER SHADE OF DESPERATE

We just love to hate on Lisa Scott-Lee cause even though Steps disbanded like 50 years ago, she's still desperately clinging onto her "fame" and trying to achieve solo success. The bad drag queen is pictured above in a still from her crappy MTV show Totally Scott-Lee where her desperation is caught on camera. Never have we come across someone who wants a top 20 hit so badly. At one point during the show we thought she was gonna sell the clothes off her back to get her song played on Cheap FM, but sadly for her even they declined. Look on the bright side Lisa (urgh such a common name), you can always burn some copies of your album and then flog em at a car boot sale ennit?

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WHO SAYS YOU NEED TALENT?

There MUST be something wrong with Katie Price's head, cause what the ACTUAL FUCK does she think she looks like? The model (slut with herpes) was pictured promoting her new range of iPods that are shaped like cocks and vibrate. It looked like a human Barbie doll with chlamydia and her drag queen make up, RANK tits and clown eyebrows just pushed the look over the edge. Lucky male fans (and probably female too cause she's a whore) also had the chance to play with her tits for 2 minutes in exchange for a tenner. To be honest we think she should lower her price.

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