DID HE PLAN ON BECOMING THIS FUGLY?

It really is a shame when Hollywood stars and people like Mickey Rourke ruin their looks by having too much surgery and we just don't understand the drive behind making yourself look fugly. The now over the hill star was snapped arriving at LAX over the weekend and it looked like a walking mummy in a beanie if we're honest. Can you believe that the left and much better photo was just 30 years prior? Nice low cut tee too Mickey...we didn't realize you'd become gay too.

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WE NEVER GOT THE RACE CHANGE MEMO

La Toya Jackson may as well just join the Ku Klux Klan cause at this point it's evidently clear that she's embarrassed to be black. The former singer (porn star) was seen walking the red carpet at some shitty charity event in LA and she literally looked like an embalmed hooker. The dire highlights and Michael nose are obvious features here, but nothing looked good or natural. We can however commend the cock hungry whore on the fact that she's been a size zero for almost 50 years, as that in itself is hugely impressive in our opinion. Take note of the latter Xtina.

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MRS POTATO HEAD LIKES MARRIED MEN

Okay so before you all freak out and think we're crazy for featuring actress (husband stealing whore) Mila Kunis then calm down and hear us out. Now we do love us a bit of Mila but for some reason her head just looks like a fuck-off potato and even though lady ain't fat she's packing a lot more flub compared to her Black Swan days. We like skinny girls and in this case anorexia was a good option for her cause she looked better, but of course as soon as filming wrapped the fat bitch had to go and start eating again. We're guessing she's doing something right though cause Ashton would rather tap a tubby Jewish ho than a skinny over the hill hottie.

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EVEN DANCING DOESN'T IMPROVE THIS...

Kirstie Alley was once part of Hollywood's elite and commanded a salary that would raise eyebrows, but all she's making headlines for these days is her fat ass. The actress was seen eating alone (what she does best) in LA recently and certainly looked worse for wear as she mopped up the remainder of her food with bread. The hair, body and skin are just rank and even though bitch can look uber good when she'd scrubbed up, this appearance will be going down in her top 5 worst.

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WE LOVE A GIRL WITH A STRONG JAW...

Now we get that Solange ain't the worst looking thing in the tool box, but she ain't got shit on Beyonce when it comes to the looks department. The singer (coat tail rider) was seen arriving at a charity event in NYC over the weekend and the bitch's afro took up most of the space on the red carpet. According to insiders Solange was seen putting crackers into her hair on several occasions, which leads us to believe that she's renting out rooms in her fro for cute robin birds to nest in over the holiday season. Talk about cute! On the other hand, does anyone else think she looks like a black Lurch?

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THIS IS MORE ANNOYING THAN RACHEL ZOE

What did Brad Goreksi think he looked like when he checked in the mirror before leaving to host the AMA's last month is what we wanna know? The celebrity "stylist" or Canadian import that attracts wealthy fag hags was seen on the red carpet with his microphone at the ready and he looked like a gay beaver who was trying too hard. The hair looked like a wall of steel and we never realized he had such huge fuck-off ears. Canadians already get a bad rep as it is, but Brad being one certainly doesn't help.

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HOW WAS THIS A FRICKIN' MODEL PEOPLE?

This actually makes us kinda sad to see Janice Dickinson looking like she's left her retirement home for the afternoon to go play bridge with the girls, but no you're eyes ain't fooling you she really does look that fucking awful and may we stress old. The former model (shocker) was seen leaving her local market in Malibu and the bitch had either smuggled kids into the country or she'd had a fuck off nasty perm. To top it all off, the stretched skin and puffy lips just make her look even more desperate to stay young and it's really not hot. When will these LA dummies learn that less is more?

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BREE WOULDN'T WANT THIS AS A NEIGHBOR

It's damn right shocking when you actually realize the true POWER of make-up and Marcia Cross must be thanking her lucky fucking stars that it was invented. The former Desperate Housewives star was papped whilst running errands around LA over the weekend and it looked dog rough to say the least. All we know is that Bree wouldn't even go to the bathroom without having her hair and make-up done, so this haggard old thing wouldn't stand a chance of living on Wisteria Lane.

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GET THIS BITCH A RABBIT CAGE QUICKLY!

Fucking hell that Stacey Solomon is one EVIL looking bitch and we bet onlookers were offering it carrots when she was snapped shopping recently. The former X Factor contestent (downs bimbo) ain't really done much since leaving the show and with those teeth we're hardly surprised cause we bet every record label have ran off for fear of being eaten alive. You just can't save this look with any nice words cause she looks like a fucking munter.

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XTINA HAS DEFINITELY EATEN HER KID

Christina Aguilera seems to battle with her food demons cause one minute she can be stick thin and the next there's a national food shortage. Now we ain't denying that the bitch can't blow (ghetto for sing you perverts), but she sure as hell has gotten fucking fat lately. Just comparing the photos above that are only 2 years apart is pretty shocking, but at least it proves that Chrissy can do classy if she wants to. All we know is that the latest look just ain't doing girl any favors and that fake tan NEEDS to be toned down cause her legs look like burnt chipolatas.

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THE AIRBRUSH IS HAVING A DAY OFF

Well this sure don't look like a Vogue cover does it Anne Hathaway? The usually preened to perfection Jewish actress was snapped walking around NYC recently and she looked like a rat on the hunt for a cube of cheese. The flyaway birds nest hair, Dumbo ears and fuck off massive conk certainly wouldn't go down well with Miranda Priestly that's for sure. Just sayin'.

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MAYBE IT IS BETTER SKINNY?

When we stumbled upon this LOVELY vintage pic of Jennifer Hudson we almost vommed up our lunch cause those arms look like a nasty pair of whale thighs. Anyway our point is that maybe the singer does look better when she's anorexic but we're still kinda undecided. When it's thin she looks like a fugly horse and when it was like this (we'll call it Motown Flubber) she looks a right fucking beast that would eat you if you got in her way. What do y'all think?

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NO DOUBT YOU'VE GOT ROUGH WITH AGE

Even though we think Gwen Stefani is eternally cool she certainly looked like she'd be dragged in by the dog the other day whilst running errands in LA. The retired pop star was seen doing the school run and even a full face of slap didn't save the poor bitch cause it looked dog rough and haggard. We ain't missing that fuck off huge "hormonal acne" zit on ya chin either honey.

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EVEN MAKE-UP DOESN'T SAVE THE BITCH

Just when you think Lindsay Lohan can maybe pull it together and look good for the premiere of her new TV movie (embarrassing) Liz & Dick she turns up looking like a big ass hot mess. The actress (debatable) was snapped arriving at the airport in LA looking like a bloated alcoholic and didn't look much better a few hours later when walking the red carpet. The bloated face, fish lips and hooker dress just did nothing for her and once again we'd love to know what the fuck the stylist was thinking? Well if she can even afford one.

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SO THIS IS HOW IT BROKE INTO ACTING

Why are we not surprised that the younger Judi Dench (containing laughter) Emma Watson kickstarted her acting career by getting on her knees and sucking cock? Okay so we're obviously dreaming, but is it wrong that we kinda wish this was true so people would get how much of a joke this girl is for once? On top of retaining many ape-like features, having zero acting chops and being as stiff as the dick she's holding whilst on the screen, it baffles us as to why she keeps getting offered roles. If her fans don't agree that her work ain't ever gonna cure cancer, then they're just as deluded as Emma is about her abilities.

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XTINA FINALLY BOUGHT A NEW MIRROR!

What a difference a day and hairstyle can make to one's appearance huh? Christina Aguilera was seen arriving at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles this evening and lady looked SHIT hot for once whilst walking the red carpet. It looks like Xtina finally realized that less is more (especially in her case) and we're so thankful she ditched those period colored extensions in favor of something more simple and classic. Yeah, we never thought we'd use those two words in the same sentence as her name either. Keep it up bitch!

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THIS BREED OF DOG IS STILL UNKNOWN

Oh honey, this ain't a good one is it? Oscar winning actress Jennifer Hudson was snapped around LA filming a new Weight Watchers commercial and it looked positively evil if we're honest. For some reason she's tragically attached to her $5 hooker weave and that weight loss just ain't working for her bone structure cause it makes the poor bitch look fugly as hell. Please just pile it back on love cause we think you look a lot better when you're morbidly obese.

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GRACE KELLY WOULD BE FUCKED OFF

Aussie actress Nicole Kidman has always struck us as the kinda gal who'd do anything to hold onto her youth and it would appear that fucking up her face is included in that plan. The walking science project was papped whilst filming a new Grace Kelly biopic in her native Australia and she looked like a stretched mess to say the least. We're not sure if she's smiling, high as kite or pissed as arse holes, but at least we know her new movie will give us a good laugh.

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WE HOLD THE HAIR AGAINST YOU HONEY

We're not too sure what happened in the hair and make-up room, but Britney Spears looked like she was hiding an entire family in her hair on The X Factor the other night. The now not so relevant pop star wore a clingy black number that didn't really do frame any favors (not that she's obese) and those t-bar shoes just cut her legs right off and made her look like a dwarf from Louisiana. Did anyone notice how fucking low her top was cut too? We know her stylist was going for glam, but we're getting more over the hill slut from this look. Just sayin'.

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MAKE-UP LADIES

All you girls (and trannies) know that make-up is probably the most powerful tool when it comes to making yourself look shit hot and this has been PERFECTLY proved by reality TV star (slut with a pushy mom) Kim Kardashian. The overexposed tramp was snapped arriving at the airport in London looking worse for wear in comparison to her usual preened to fuck red carpet appearances. Now it ain't ugly by a long shot but the panda eyes, spotty skin and cross-eyed look just ain't working for us, thus proving that Kim is normal after all. We'd like to highlight the fact that "thus" is the smartest word we've ever used on The Sizzling Mess, so we've moved up a notch on the class scale.

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DOES THIS HAIL FROM KENYA PERHAPS?

Oh honey, just looking at this shit makes us wanna FedEx you a fuck off burger and fries to get down your gullet. Kate Bosworth aka one of the world's shittest actresses behind Keira Knightley, was seen lingering outside her trailer in LA the other day holding what appeared to be an orange and although we're happy that she's eating something, it looked as though she should've had a drip machine on wheels beside her at all times. Her head literally looked like it would fall off if she turned too suddenly and when your Ugg boots match the width of your upper thighs, you know you've got something in common with Karen Carpenter. Just sayin'.

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BUFFY WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH THIS NOW

Alyson Hannigan as we're sure you all know has recently had a baby, but the main issue here is that she still hasn't lost any of the baby weight since shitting it out. It's such an atrocious level of effort for a celebrity right? Okay we're clearly being a tad sarcastic here, but c'mon you could basically fuck Willow Summers in the chin now and it ain't hot. The actress was papped pushing her stroller round the streets of LA whilst in search for work, as according to industry sources she's become too disgusting and obese to get roles. Again this is sarcasm for all you dry fuckers who take us too seriously. Basically the point we're trying to get across here is that she's a ginga mess who needs to sort herself out.

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LOOKS LIKE PHOEBE NEEDS A WALKER

We know what you're thinking...when bad things happen to good people and in this case the culprit is that little fucker called time. Lisa Kudrow aka hippy slut Phoebe Buffay from iconic TV show Friends was snapped arriving at a charity event in LA recently and she looked like she'd definitely started living off her retirement account. To be honest, we can't fucking believe this and Jennifer Aniston are pretty much the same age. The greying hair, wrinkled complexion and turkey neck are making us think that the poor bitch needs some TLC and quick.

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OOMPA LOOMPA'S ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN

For some reason Jennifer Hudson does NOT look right when she's not obese, and if we're honest (like we wouldn't be) being thinner makes her look fucking ugly. The former Idol and Oscar winner (get it bitch) was seen attending some crappy event in LA over the weekend and looked like an orange drag queen in a hooker weave. Out of everything, and there's a lot wrong here, we find the pronounced jawline and man hands quite creepy, but let's face it this girl ain't no looker and weight actually makes it look better. We bet Kirstie Alley is jealous about that.

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EVEN CASPER WOULD JUMP AT THIS SHIT

We do love our child stars but Christina Ricci holds a special place in our heart, if we have one, cause she's not only talented, but she's managed not to do a LiLo her whole life which takes will power. Anyway in terms of it's appearance she's looked a lot better in the past and we always knew she had a fuck off massive forehead, but we never realized we could have a sleepover on it that's for sure. The blotchy complexion is telling us that she's either been scoffing on too many Twinkies or she's on the rags aka rank hormonal acne. Now we don't need to be told that we're cunts cause we already know that, but we like to keep it real and show the fans how dog rough some celebs are. Enjoy!

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USING A DYSON TO GET DRESSED ISN'T GOOD

Oh honey no! Poor old Lauren Goodger who got fired from TOWIE for being too fat was snapped out to dinner in Essex recently and her dress was crying at the seams. The human walrus appears to have an issue with buying clothing that actually fits her lard filled frame and this shit is making us shake our heads. The hair, make-up and excess flub just make her look like a total car crash of events and we'd be embarrassed to call this out girlfriend. Just sayin'.

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BETCHA NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING

We're guessing most of you will either be like who the fuck is this or no fucking way, but open your eyes people cause this is in fact former star of The City and style icon Olivia Palermo. The usually fierce bitch was snapped on the blower (cell for you Yanks) on her hotel balcony in Paris recently and she looked like a total mongoloid. While we can't fault her weight or skin tone she looked cross-eyed and that hair has definitely seen better days. If this bitch can look bad, then no fucker is safe.

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FUCK OFF IS THIS THE SAME PERSON!

Sofia Vergara is well known for her luscious looks and "give you a woody in 3 seconds" effect, but it seems just like every poor bitch in the world she too looks dog rough minus the warpaint. The sexy Modern Family actress was papped out to lunch in LA this week and she looked a world away from her usually groomed to fuck red carpet appearances. In place of the usual sizzling Latina was a plain and foreign looking thing who could easily be mistaken for someone's maid if we're totally honest. This just proves that with money and the right resources anything is possible.

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THIS WOULD MAKE ANYTHING TURN GAY

The above pic of Loose Women host Carol McGiffin has to be one of the worst pics we've posted in a while and we're pretty sure the poor bitch would agree with us. That chat show host was snapped en route to work and it looked like a fucking drowned dog. Now obviously this STUNNING photo was of course taken at THE most unflattering moment of her life, but still the camera don't lie and the lens clearly wasn't feeling this munter. Just sayin'.

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LOOKS LIKE COUSIN ITT MOVED TO ATLANTA

We guess that some people will just never learn to look in the mirror (or at least buy one) before they leave the house and this does seem to be the case for the trashy as hell Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives Of Atlanta, but secretly we hope she never learns cause we love that she's a state. The reality star can be seen in an exclusive sneak peek preview into the new season of the hit Bravo show and as always her wig and it's quality looks uber questionable. We can see that she's not ditched the tacky and so 2003 nails either.

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KEEP UP THE CLEVER DRESSING XTINA

It's become pretty evident that Christina Aguilera isn't quite as obese as Adele, but it is clear that dressing appropriately for her body shape (so wearing a tent) can in fact do wonders. The super talented fag hag was snapped arriving at a Samsung event in LA this week and looked pretty bangin' if we're honest. We're really loving the fun throwback look to her Stripped days with the trucker cap and colorful hair and what d'ya know her legs don't resemble tree trunks. Keep whoever's been styling you lately cause you need them honey.

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YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MUSIC IS KINDA OKAY

Oh honey, are you trying to look fugly or something? Florence Welch is of course talented (ish) but the bitch just ain't easy on the fucking eyes. The singer was seen arriving at some shitty fashion event in LA recently and looked like an ugly sister who had been beaten up and gobbed on. At this point we're wondering if Flo's make-up team are trying to show her up on purpose cause she often looks like a fog (fucking dog) on the red carpet. We still firmly believe that she hides a fuck off massive sausage between her legs. Thoughts?

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THIS MUST BE THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST MOM

It's hard to believe that such a classy bird like Katie Price could be single, but low and behold she recently split from her boyfriend of erm around three months and already it was back out trying to score more cock. The glamor model who proudly takes it up the ass was papped leaving several clubs around London in the wee hours and it looked a right state to say the least. Her tits are practically being used as a chin rest at this point and even drag queens apply their slap better, however the one nice thing we can say is that she's got a bangin' tum for shitting out four kids. All the obese bitches who had one kid 8 years ago should take note and stop fucking eating. Put your tits away though honey cause it ain't a good look.

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HIS LOOKS SURE AIN'T GOT THE X FACTOR

Simon Cowell has definitely got a nasty tongue on him and we're pretty sure that if he saw this shit even he wouldn't be able to hold back the criticism cause he looked a fucking mess. The music mogul stepped out in LA recently and looked like a bloated whale covered in fake tan. Maybe he's had some help from the surgeon's table seeing as he's suffering from a little facial swelling? Whatever it is, we just think he needs to come out the closet and soon.

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PLEASE JUST PUT IT AWAY HONEY!

Gemma Collins always seems to be wearing gym gear and "working out" but at the same time still resembles a pig in a wig so what's the deal here? The reality star (funt) was papped leaving her local gym clutching a bottle of water and some obesity control tablets, but we're guessing she's not started taking them yet judging by the size of that fuck off belly. Oh, we actually just think the floor shook cause those thighs are fucking EVIL looking. Just quit with the pretending to work honey and go eat some more.

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WHAT DOES JUSTIN SEE IN YOU?

We always thought Selena Gomez was a sexy (dirty Latina) import, but after seeing this shit we've had to majorly reassess cause bitch looks nasty sans the slap. Okay we get it's young and whatever but she looked like a big ole bloated mess whilst out on a shopping trip in LA recently and frankly we think Biebs can do a lot better. The overrated walking Disney billboard is apparently hard at work in the studio recording a new album, but to be honest all we give a shit about is when the pics of Justin fucking her leak.

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LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER...

Can you actually blame Lindsay Lohan for the way she's turned out sometimes cause let's face it the mother ain't really much to go by is she? This is actually a vintage pic of the almost a-list again actress when she was papped clubbing it up with her mom, we repeat her mom just last year. This photo is nasty and wrong on so many levels and we just thank our lucky stars that LiLo finally saw the light and decided to go back to being a ginga bitch.

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EVEN GRANDMA'S GET ERECT NIPPLES

Okay so we get that Goldie Hawn is almost 70, but what the fuck has she done to herself? The once hot blonde bombshell was seen playing tennis with a bunch of other senior citizens and she looked almost unrecognizable. The flat hair, liver spot ridden skin and fucked up face tell us that years of plastic surgery abuse are finally catching up the actress. Let's hope that Kate Hudson can learn something from this shit too.

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EVEN PET RESCUE WOULDN'T WANT THIS

Oh dear. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson felt like reading more shit about herself, so she left her gaff and headed out for a night on the tiles. The royal (ish) hot mess was snapped leaving a club in London and it looked fucking evil to the point where the photos actually make us wanna throw up. What grosses us out the most is that fucking arm, the eyes, the teeth and the nose, but to be honest she needs a major total overhaul and she really shouldn't leave the house until it's been sorted out.

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FUCK SUSAN...WHAT HAPPENED TO BROOKE?

What the fuck is going on with bitches in Hollywood these days? Brooke Shields was papped wandering the streets of NYC recently and it looked rough as arse holes to say the least. The actress (TV more than movies) has fallen off the radar lately and after seeing this we're not so surprised. Maybe if she scrubbed herself up a bit she get offered a few more roles in stuff besides Tena Lady commercials. Just sayin'.

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IT AIN'T LOOKING TOO HAPPY THESE DAYS

It's such a shame when a young actress ends up being a big ole mess with a trailer to call home, but sadly that seems to be the case for Happy Days actress Erin Moran who played slut Joanie Cunningham in the classic TV show. These days Erin can be found hanging around her local bar getting drunk and the above photo proves how bad things have gotten cause the poor bitch can't even afford a real Adidas tracksuit. Lindsay needs to take note of this and focus real hard.

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NOT EVEN ALL BLACK CAN SAVE THIS SHIT

Oh dear, when will Lauren Goodger learn that she's just a big ole fucking hot mess who should stay indoors? The overweight walking satsuma was papped leaving a restaurant (shocker) in London the other day and the color of it looked fucking toxic. We're guessing that the poor bitch's shoes must hate her too cause the weight on them must be fucking unbearable and what's with the sprayed on jeans honey? What's even more embarrassing is that Essex is probably proud to have some sort of link with this whale.

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LOOKS LIKE IT'S FREEZING IN LA FOR ONCE

It's common knowledge that Khloe Kardashian is the ugly duckling (bless her) of the Kardashian clan so the above snap of it really ain't no surprise if we're honest. The reality TV star (tranny) was papped en route to the gym and it looked fucking rough what with the flat ass hair, bad complexion and potato head. Oh and erm what's with those fuck off coat hook nipples honey? We'll give her some points for her Celine bag but even that's unoriginal aka LA style.

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ALL WE WANNA DO IS SEE YOU LOSE SOME!

In all honestly we feel bad for hating on Christina Aguilera (although it ain't gonna stop us) cause we like all the new music we've heard from her lately, but after seeing this shit above we couldn't resist cause we thought it was fucking genius. Xtina recently released her new album cover entitled Lotus and Da Vinci's cousin decided to make it more fun and erm honest. Let's cut the shit though cause "hips don't lie" and we all know that Chrissy loves her food a little too much, but all we think she needs is a better stylist or one that doesn't hate her. Some advice though...just lay off the donuts until after your album's been released honey.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be seen in the above pic doing an interview for the hit Bravo show and we swear to God that her hair is eating her fucking head. We really don't get why she doesn't just ditch the clown make-up too?  The only thing worse than a drag queen is an unconvincing dirty foreign one. Go shave your head honey cause the money would come in handy for paying off your fuck off massive debts.

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VIVA LAS GAYGAS WOULD NOT APPROVE

Okay so we get that insulting the great and powerful fag hag Bette Midler is kinda like speaking ill of Jesus, but no matter how great this bitch is she did not look good at a recent movie premiere. The campy icon was papped walking the red carpet and if we're honest it looked like another case of a stylist holding a grudge, cause Bette was wearing black leather pants, a pink chiffon scarf and a fugly brown velvet coat. Can we also mention that this was in LA where it's been like 70 degrees lately so what's with the coat? Granted it's not the worst thing on here, but when you're a legend you need to dress like one and not a pigeon lady.

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THE PLASTIC SURGEON NEEDS FIRING

Sorry but what the FUCK is going on with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's face? The royally connected former IT girl (past-it coke whore) was snapped walking around London looking for a syringe and looked fucking DOG rough. It's amazing how she's got so much confidence (less after reading this) cause if it looked like our nose had been broken and we'd been spat on, we just wouldn't be able to find the courage to leave the house. Oh and if you haven't been lucky enough to listen to this thing's new song (yes it tries to sing) then we insist you watch the AMAZING video here.

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YOU'D RUN AWAY IF THIS WAS YOUR MOM

Okay so we get that actress Catherine O'Hara is someone's mom and bla bla bla, but whatever just face the fact that she's become a right dog since her Home Alone days. When she recently walked the red carpet at an event in LA we couldn't quite believe our eyes cause it's gotten SO frickin' old. Yeah aging gracefully is commendable and all that shit, but if you've got some spare cash to make yourself look better then fucking spend it honey. Just sayin'.

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PLEASE FIX YOUR HAIR MY BABY LOVE

Holy fuck balls! Diana Ross aka the only one people care about from The Supremes was papped leaving her local CVS in LA recently and boy did it look different. The diva bitch looked more like a ghetto mole than an iconic superstar (debatable) and we can only wonder how many drugs she's got hiding in that bag. We know it's nearly 70 years old but for God's sake honey at least make an effort before you leave your crib.

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FREE WILLY'S BOUGHT A WINTER WARDROBE

We really should be paying Gemma Collins cause whenever she leaves her gaff and we write a post our hits instantly increase. The classy Essex version of Free Willy was papped leaving her local offy after paying her lecky bill, as according to sources her electricity supply had been cut off due to the fact that she'd spent her monthly budget on food. Now she's very clever cause her whole ensemble is black, however that ain't hiding her EVIL looking thighs that most likely shook the whole road she was walking down. What's going on with those lovely eyebrows too? Oh dear, it's not easy it it fatty boom boom.

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