EVEN GRANDMA'S GET ERECT NIPPLES

Okay so we get that Goldie Hawn is almost 70, but what the fuck has she done to herself? The once hot blonde bombshell was seen playing tennis with a bunch of other senior citizens and she looked almost unrecognizable. The flat hair, liver spot ridden skin and fucked up face tell us that years of plastic surgery abuse are finally catching up the actress. Let's hope that Kate Hudson can learn something from this shit too.

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PRIVATE BENJAMIN HAS LIVER SPOTS

You're not fooling anyone with that cap honey we know it's you! Hollywood actress (senior citizen with money) Goldie Hawn was papped whilst out to lunch over the weekend in LA and she looked like she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards. She was out with a group of girlfriends who she lives with at her retirement home (allegedly) and at one point the poor bitch lifted up her glass to have a drink and broke her wrist. We're kinda shocked that she looks this rough minus the warpaint to be honest...age is a bitch.

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