Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at Selfridges earlier this week to promote her 400th book of the year and let's just say that she let something out of the bag. The cheap slapper obviously loves to pose but she stretched a little too far when one of her tits popped out of her top to say hello. We must say the sun spots all over her chest and nip are just lovely, but someone needs hanging for doing that make-up. Do drag queens actually aspire to look like a clown with syphilis?
Mickey Rourke was once a leading man of the silver screen, however these days he's got more friends down the zoo cause he looks like a circus freak. Gone are the handsome facial features and in their place is a big old mess. We're really not sure what's going on with his hair (or lack thereof), his forehead is big enough to sunbathe on and we could play monkey bars on his ears. Why does these desperate stars always go overboard with the plastic surgery? We don't think Kim Basinger will be calling him anytime soon.
Talk about bravery. Chloe Sims from that AMAZING show The Only Way Is Essex once again gave us more to write about and decided to leave her house the other day. It was papped walking around Essex (shocker) and looked more like a freak show than a youthful 21 year old. Yeah that's right this shit is 21 years old. Even without make-up she looks like a fucking stretched mess with horse teeth.
Oh honey, what have you done yourself? Rose McGowan was papped sitting front row at a fashion show in LA (low) and she looked like a mummified corpse. We've posted about her facial transformation before, but she looks so deformed here we couldn't resist a follow up. The actress who played Paige in TV show Charmed used to be so pretty, but apparently she thought she'd look hotter with tumor sized cheekbones. Nothing else to say other than she's a fucking idiot who's ruined her face.
What is with all these iconic (stretching it) actresses who keep pumping their faces full of fillers and other shit? Olivia Newton John was papped walking around Sydney and to be quite honest her face looked totally fucked. The star of Grease isn't getting up to much these days and after seeing this we're not surprised. The puffy face, trout pout and hooker eyebrows mixed with weird bumps and dents all over face just isn't a good look. Keepin' it natural is the way bitches.