MRS POTATO HEAD LIKES MARRIED MEN

Okay so before you all freak out and think we're crazy for featuring actress (husband stealing whore) Mila Kunis then calm down and hear us out. Now we do love us a bit of Mila but for some reason her head just looks like a fuck-off potato and even though lady ain't fat she's packing a lot more flub compared to her Black Swan days. We like skinny girls and in this case anorexia was a good option for her cause she looked better, but of course as soon as filming wrapped the fat bitch had to go and start eating again. We're guessing she's doing something right though cause Ashton would rather tap a tubby Jewish ho than a skinny over the hill hottie.

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THIS WOULD HAVE KILLED ASHTON'S BONER

Holy shit balls! Who'd have thought that Demi Moore once resembled an overweight school teacher from middle America? The actress and erm nutter is seen back in the day with her real teeth and pre-surgery looks and we gotta say she definitely needed the work. It's pretty crazy that she was 28 in the left pic and is 48 in the right huh? Let's just hope this bitch gains a little more weight cause she's starting to look like Nicole Richie when she was "overworked".

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