SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?

Carol McGiffin is one fucking ugly bird and we don't give a shit if that's offensive cause our faces are offended from having to see her mug on the box. The rough TV host is currently on Celebrity Big Brother and as usual she's looking like her dog rough slapper self. Seriously though we don't even know what it is and we're being serious.

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THIS WOULD MAKE ANYTHING TURN GAY

The above pic of Loose Women host Carol McGiffin has to be one of the worst pics we've posted in a while and we're pretty sure the poor bitch would agree with us. That chat show host was snapped en route to work and it looked like a fucking drowned dog. Now obviously this STUNNING photo was of course taken at THE most unflattering moment of her life, but still the camera don't lie and the lens clearly wasn't feeling this munter. Just sayin'.

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DENISE IS ON THE RIGHT TALK SHOW

What a classy gal that Denise Welch is huh? The mother and TV presenter (slapper from Manchester) got her baps out whilst in the Big Brother house and it looked a right fess (fucking mess). On top of the tranny make-up, rank tits and beer belly, she simply proved that she's always been the slapper we thought she was. According to inside sources, she also got spit-roasted whilst in the hot tub, but Big Brother had to edit this out as they thought it may be too risque to broadcast. It would have boosted ratings though surely? Oh well, we suppose seeing a pig get gang raped isn't that hot anyway.

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LOOSE WOMAN AND CRAP ACTRESS

Classic beauty Denise Welch was pictured out to dinner in Skegness last night looking like a fuckin' panto reject. The chat show host (alcoholic) took a break from her Loose Women duties to treat herself and her toy boy to dinner at Wetherspoons, and we think she may have forgotten that Halloween was almost a month ago. She looked like a slapper from the north in drag, but we hear that money is tight these days for Denise so at least she made an effort. Still a dog though.

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