PICKING UP THE PIECES...OF BROKEN MIRROR

Holy shit balls peeps! Paloma Faith was looking fucking dog rough the other day whilst out on a run in Hyde Park and according to sources passers by were gagging cause bitch looked so fugly. Overall it's a bit annoying and he tunes are mediocre at best, but boy does the poor woman look like the back end of a bus without slap. The singer is known for her glam retro appearance and now we get why she cakes on so much shit.

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MEG EVEN POSES LIKE A FRICKIN' DOG!

We still don't understand why Ashton cheated on Demi with this Jewish thing? Now we ain't got nothing against Jews, we simply use the term for effect but fuck Mila Kunis is one rough dog. The voice of stunner Meg Griffin was seen out with her stolen goods (boyfriend) and some random dog who by chance happened to be making the same facial expression as her. Still don't think the bitch is a dog or a husband stealer?

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CARINE ROITFELD DEFINITELY NEEDS A RAISE!

Mila Kunis really is one of those birds that needs make-up cause without it she looks dog rough and that's being kind. The actress was the face of Dior accessories not so long ago and it seems stylist Carine Roitfeld has magical powers cause she turned her from a pig into a swan judging by the above snaps. It really is shocking that this is even the same person and just proves how much celebs rely on slap these days.

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WHO WOULD APPLAUSE FOR THIS MESS?

Oh dear what happened here Lady GaGa? The songstress was seen arriving at a radio station in LA the other day to promote her new gayer than life club tune and looked like a fucking state. We're not sure what the look is for this new era, but we think it's safe to say that even regular clowns will be offended by this shit. The way this bitch dresses does nothing to convince haters that she was in fact born with a pussy and not a fuck off dick. She could of at least finished the look off with a daisy in her hair and clown shoes no?

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WHAT'S MRS O DONE TO HER FACE Y'ALL?

It may come as a shock but we actually used to think Sharon Osbourne was one hot sexy mama for her age, but what the fuck has the bitch done to her face? The wife of The Prince Of Darkness aka rich cross dresser was seen hanging backstage with Jennifer Aniston at a recent awards show and lady looked like she'd been filled with air. Jen looked like her usual Plain Jane self but poor Shazza's face stood out like a sore bloated thumb. In fact the cutest thing in this pic is clearly the dog and for once we're actually talking about an animal.

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YOU CAN'T HAVE BRAINS AND BEAUTY

Oh dear honey, are you prepping for another Mummy role or do you just look this butters minus the slap? Rachel Weisz was seen shopping in LA over the weekend and although the actress always looks cock ready on the red carpet, she looked more like a fugly Jew troll on this occasion. Weird looking thing though ain't it? We also noticed how creepily skinny her ankle is too...and this bagged Daniel Craig?

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HOW THIS WON AN OSCAR IS BEYOND US...

Don't get it twisted cause we love a bit of Anne Hathaway circa her Devil Wears Prada days, but lately bitch has just got boring and on top of that it looks like a boy with a pussy now. The skinny actress could have been mistaken for a paper boy whilst walking the streets of Brooklyn the other day and we've never noticed how big it's ears and nose are. Like we said we dig a few of her movies, but at the end of the day she's just a Plain Jane who was in the right place at the right time.

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SOMETIMES EVEN ANIMALS GET IT WRONG

We stumbled across this golden oldie of TV personality (pig) Vanessa Feltz and couldn't help but not feature it on The Sizzling Mess for your viewing pleasure. Now we're not sure what it's up to these days besides eating, but we sure as hell remember the bitch for her rank wardrobe choices. According to sources she actually employs a stylist but we don't know of any respectable stylist who would pull a dress from Frederick's of Hollywood (Ann Summers for English people) and put it on someone for a red carpet event. Well maybe not red, we are only talking about Vanessa Feltz here.

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MRS POTATO HEAD LIKES MARRIED MEN

Okay so before you all freak out and think we're crazy for featuring actress (husband stealing whore) Mila Kunis then calm down and hear us out. Now we do love us a bit of Mila but for some reason her head just looks like a fuck-off potato and even though lady ain't fat she's packing a lot more flub compared to her Black Swan days. We like skinny girls and in this case anorexia was a good option for her cause she looked better, but of course as soon as filming wrapped the fat bitch had to go and start eating again. We're guessing she's doing something right though cause Ashton would rather tap a tubby Jewish ho than a skinny over the hill hottie.

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VIVA LAS GAYGAS WOULD NOT APPROVE

Okay so we get that insulting the great and powerful fag hag Bette Midler is kinda like speaking ill of Jesus, but no matter how great this bitch is she did not look good at a recent movie premiere. The campy icon was papped walking the red carpet and if we're honest it looked like another case of a stylist holding a grudge, cause Bette was wearing black leather pants, a pink chiffon scarf and a fugly brown velvet coat. Can we also mention that this was in LA where it's been like 70 degrees lately so what's with the coat? Granted it's not the worst thing on here, but when you're a legend you need to dress like one and not a pigeon lady.

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L'OREAL BETTER HOPE THERE'S A CLAUSE

Lea Michele from that SHITE show Glee has to be one of the most overrated gals in TV at the minute. We get that she sing like a bitch on heat, but we've just never seen what all the fuss is about. What's even more shocking is that it recently got signed by L'Oreal to be the new face of their shampoo (for pets), but judging by the above snap you'd think that the French beauty giants were visually impaired. It looked like any old ordinary Jewish gal strolling the streets of LA for a bargain and in case you didn't notice check out her nasty bunions.

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EVEN MEG LOOKS BETTER SANS SLAP

We bet you never thought you'd see actress Mila Kunis on The Sizzling Mess huh? Well let it be a reminder that even hot Jewish girls who appear in Dior commercials are not off limits. The voice of hottie Meg Griffin was papped leaving the gym in LA after a work out that probably involved tea bagging Ashton Kutcher while Demi Moore watched. Ouch, did we say that out loud? Anyway it just goes to show that even magazine cover girls have their off (dog) days.

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POOR OLD BABS IS TRYING

Poor old Barbra Streisand was papped leaving the gym the other day and it looked rough as arse holes. The icon (overrated singer) is apparently trying to get back into shape for an upcoming tour, as she's recently let her regime slip and become a fat bitch. She looks unrecognizable in the pic and highlights that once again time is a real cunt to a woman's looks. We wish her all the best for the tour but let's face it, she looks like a fucking train wreck covered in liver spots.

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MAYBE GOLLUM HAD A SISTER?

We most definitely do have respect for the dead, but we're not letting this pic go unnoticed. We're sure you all know that late soul singer Amy Winehouse wasn't that blessed in the looks department, but this pic is just vomit worthy. It looks like a load of pubic hair hangin' out the window and don't even get us started on it's monkey like facial features. It's never too late however to express our condolences and we are still very sad at her passing. RIP Amy!

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