WHO WOULD APPLAUSE FOR THIS MESS?

Oh dear what happened here Lady GaGa? The songstress was seen arriving at a radio station in LA the other day to promote her new gayer than life club tune and looked like a fucking state. We're not sure what the look is for this new era, but we think it's safe to say that even regular clowns will be offended by this shit. The way this bitch dresses does nothing to convince haters that she was in fact born with a pussy and not a fuck off dick. She could of at least finished the look off with a daisy in her hair and clown shoes no?

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EVEN $3 BILLION CAN'T SAVE THIS THING...

Oprah Winfrey may have a ridiculous personal net worth, but the woman has NEVER been able to stay the same weight for more than a week. The media mogul was seen at the premiere of her new flick The Butler and the poor bitch looked like the obese version of Ru Paul. You'd think that with all that money she'd at least be able to buy a dress in the right size and hire a hair stylist who wasn't related to Stevie Wonder. We bet her heels are fucking screaming too!

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BEING MURDERED IS BETTER THAN THIS!

Seriously what the fuck happened here love? Angela Lansbury is the LEGENDARY fierce bitch who portrays weird talking detective Jessica Fletcher in the classic TV show Murder, She Wrote but lady weren't looking so fierce the other night. The talented OAP was papped walking the red carpet at some charity event in NYC and although bitch is nearly 90, which is why we'll ignore those fuck off wrinkles, her make-up artist clearly wanted to show her up that night. What could of been an opportunity look shit hot turned into a disaster and Angie ended up looking like a clown in drag. Who knew Mrs. Potts could've been a dude?

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WHEN HARRY MET A VERY BOTOXED SALLY

Oh honey what have you done to your face? Meg Ryan was never the biggest looker and we've always thought she kinda looked like the Joker from Batman with a pussy, but when the actress was papped recently at a film festival in Italy she looked like a human fucking candle. The clown smile, trout pout, puffy cheeks and waxy appearance ain't a good look and this bitch either needs to tone it down or change her surgeon cause they're not worth the money. What the fuck would Harry say if he saw this shit?

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AIN'T NO STREET CRED TO LOSE BUT STILL...

How embarrassing to be a former basketball player and then leave ya gaff looking like an ugly tranny who's proud. Well that seemed to be what was going through Dennis Rodman's mind the other day. The sports star was seen walking the red carpet at The Apprentice premiere in NYC and boy did he look a fool. The mohawk, clown slap and crazy ass outfit did him no justice (not much could) and let's just call a spade a spade...he looked a total utter douche and didn't represent for his fellow "brothers". We predict he'll come out his make-up filled closet very soon so watch this space.

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WELL IT SEEMS THAT PIGS CAN ACTUALLY FLY

For the unculured bunch who don't know who Holly Hagan is, she's a reality TV star (pig in a wig) who stars on MTV show Geordie Show aka slags from the north. The tranny mess was seen arriving in Australia with her cast mates and it looked like a chubby clown whilst walking through the airport. Apparently a customs officer asked her if she had anything to declare and she replied "I'm a dog" so we've gotta give the bitch props for her humor. Oh, that's one evil face though.

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WE BET HORSES ARE PISSED ABOUT THIS

Just when you think Katie Price is done making herself look like a total dick head, she stepped out to promote another cheap product of hers dressed as a slutty pantomime horse. The glamor model with herpes arrived at the photo call in this one of a kind (embarrassing as fuck) ensemble and worked the paparazzi like the whore she's always been. We seriously don't know who wilfully hands over their cash for this shite.

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GLAMOUR MAGAZINE SHOOTS TRANNIES NOW?

Although talented as fuck Dakota Fanning isn't really the best looking thing in the tool box, but she sure as hell didn't have the right team with her on this shoot for the latest issue of Glamour magazine. We're not sure what look they were going for here, but the poor bitch ended up looking like a downs clown aka Christina Aguilera. The gold curls, drag queen slap and cankles wouldn't make us pick up the issue, so we're guessing there are some blind gals out there that would wanna look like this thing.

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PLAYING A WITCH MUST'VE COME NATURAL

Holy shit balls was pretty much our reaction when we saw the latest pic of actress Anjelica Huston taken just days ago. The has been stunner was papped in LA and looked like a fucking clown full of air and we literally had to count her chins. We know she was never really a natural beauty but what the fuck has she done to her face? All these actresses should take note and realize that if you use fillers and botox you will end up looking a mess.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be seen in the above pic doing an interview for the hit Bravo show and we swear to God that her hair is eating her fucking head. We really don't get why she doesn't just ditch the clown make-up too?  The only thing worse than a drag queen is an unconvincing dirty foreign one. Go shave your head honey cause the money would come in handy for paying off your fuck off massive debts.

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KEEP YOUR BODY COVERED UP HONEY

 

Oh dear. Just when we thought Christina Aguilera was finally looking good, she goes and robs another make-up store. The talented singer (diva pig) was papped out to dinner with her boyfriend recently and her lovely skin tight leggings made an appearance once again. Now this isn't the worst we've seen from her, but we just wish she'd try and move away from this trashy dwarf look that she's got going on. It's such a shame cause it can belt like a cunt, but we don't wanna see this mess bouncing around in a music video that's for sure.

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WE DON'T WANT U BACK HONEY

Sometimes the young and fresh Cher Lloyd can look really cute, but lately she's been looking like a fucking ugly sister that thinks she's a punk. The trashy X Factor finalist who's currently working like a bitch to get her SHITE music heard was seen arriving for a morning show in NYC recently and it looked a total mess. The rank red hair matched her lips (not a good look), her complexion was riddled with pimples and for someone that's just 18 she's got a fair amount of wrinkles. Even if you're a fan (cause she pays you), you can't deny that she looks a state here.

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HER MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at Selfridges earlier this week to promote her 400th book of the year and let's just say that she let something out of the bag. The cheap slapper obviously loves to pose but she stretched a little too far when one of her tits popped out of her top to say hello. We must say the sun spots all over her chest and nip are just lovely, but someone needs hanging for doing that make-up. Do drag queens actually aspire to look like a clown with syphilis?

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ARE YOU IN THERE XTINA?

Wowza! In case you've not noticed The Sizzling Mess tends to say partially disparaging things about celebrities, however every now and we throw them a bone and dish out a compliment. When we saw this picture of Christina Aguilera we all got semi's so that at least shows that she's getting more attractive. Lately as you know Xtina has been looking like Babe the pig in drag, but during a performance on The Voice the bitch wrapped her shit up in a tight corset, hit the stage and looked smokin'. Keep up the good work (continue to starve yourself) cause you're looking good girl.

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HE'S BEHIND YOU!

Fucking hell! Just when we'd hoped Christina Aguilera had been secretly reading this blog (whilst eating) and taking some of our tips we go and find this shit. Now we're gonna be honest cause this pic isn't exactly recent (she has cheekbones here), but why the fuck does she look like a panto reject? The piss colored hair, fuck off massive eyebrows (urgh), clown make-up and ridiculous lips must have cracked her mirror before she left her gaff. Come the fuck on though, her make-up artist is CLEARLY holding some sort of grudge against her and she's so blinded by her own talent she can't see it. Isn't she missing a daisy in her hair?

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BEST MAKE UP AWARD GOES TO...

Ah the CLASSIC beauty that is Pamela Anderson! We're kinda fucked off though cause after just looking at this pic of Pam we got Hepatitis C. The former actress (slapper with aids) was attending a luncheon in Beverly Hills in honor of the porn industry (we're being serious) and it looked like a clown that'd been gang raped and spat on. We don't know who's doing her make-up, but our best guess is she's volunteered to be a walking coloring book for her kids. The eyebrows are SO Kate Middleton dontcha think?

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AIN'T NO OTHER CANDY BAR

We couldn't resist when we found this pic of singer (food addict) Christina Aguilera performing at the Michael Jackson tribute concert last summer. To be honest we're not that shocked that she's now using a Snickers bar as a microphone, but it does look a tad unprofessional doncha think? On a more positive note, we're loving everything about this look from the birds nest hair, drag make-up, pig nostrils, double chin and how we can we not notice her mouth, which was wide open in case some fans had treats for her. Them fat people are well devious ennit.

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CALL THE COASTGUARD

Yeah we're thinking the same as you...time is a right bitch. We genuinely did NOT make this photo worse than it is, so Pamela Anderson's make-up artist is either blind or hates the bitch. The former Baywatch star (slut with hepatitis) was snapped at a premiere in LA and it looked like coco the fuckin' clown. Didn't anyone tell Pam that pencil thin eyebrows were only for hookers? Oh wait, that means she's sporting the right trend though.

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PUT THIS IN THE BURN BOOK

It makes us feel SO old that Mean Girls came out 8 years ago, but the movie put actress Rachel McAdams (Regina the bitch) on the map and since then she's overtaken bloated coke whore LiLo who played the lead role. Wow, that shit must be embarrassing for Lindsay. Unfortunately it wasn't a good night for Rach, cause she looked like a fuckin' tranny with a massive head. We'd be proper fucked off and fire the make-up artist quickly. You just can't find the staff ennit.

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GENIE WILL NEVER FIT BACK IN THE BOTTLE

Why? All we wanna know is why Christina Aguilera continues to comfort eat, fake-tan, wear clown make-up and dye her hair a piss-colored shade of a blonde? It really did look like a walking whale in drag as it stepped out in Hollywood last night. The rumor mill is saying she's due to drop a new album (not another kid) very soon, but bitch needs to get her weight issues in check cause this sure as hell ain't gonna help her album sales. How many times have we gotta tell you Xtina...less is fucking more.

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