DID HE PLAN ON BECOMING THIS FUGLY?

It really is a shame when Hollywood stars and people like Mickey Rourke ruin their looks by having too much surgery and we just don't understand the drive behind making yourself look fugly. The now over the hill star was snapped arriving at LAX over the weekend and it looked like a walking mummy in a beanie if we're honest. Can you believe that the left and much better photo was just 30 years prior? Nice low cut tee too Mickey...we didn't realize you'd become gay too.

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MAYBE ELECTROCUTED HAIR IS TRENDY

Mickey Rourke was once a leading man of the silver screen, however these days he's got more friends down the zoo cause he looks like a circus freak. Gone are the handsome facial features and in their place is a big old mess. We're really not sure what's going on with his hair (or lack thereof), his forehead is big enough to sunbathe on and we could play monkey bars on his ears. Why does these desperate stars always go overboard with the plastic surgery? We don't think Kim Basinger will be calling him anytime soon.

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9½ WEEKS LEFT TO LIVE?

Isn't it weird that we've never posted about a man before? Well that might not be true, but we can't be fucked to go back and check. Anyway moving on, is it just us or does Mickey Rourke actually resemble a mummified corpse? The actor was pretty good lookin' back in his prime, but now his mouth looks like a gaping anus. Just don't leaving your house buddy cause you'd even give blind people a fright.

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